Chapter 350 - Expulsion of the Invader (2/2)

Light glanced at him with a magnanimous expression. “I’m going to allow you the privilege of serving me.”

Lonemoon burst into laughter. This was the first time he was seeing such a thick-skinned man. How could he say these things in such a relaxed manner? “Chef!” He really needed to teach this man how to behave.

With a swoosh, Yi Qing appeared, chopper in tow. With a serious look on his face, he said, “I only want his wings.” Then, he walked over.

The stupid god turned pale immediately. His arrogant expression disappeared at once as he retreated a couple of steps. “Wait, what are you trying to do? You will be punished by heaven if you’re rude to a god! Wait…”

Yi Qing acted like he could not hear a word. His sword Qi pressed down on the man as he picked up one of his wings with his hand. Hey there are two: One for roasting and one for grilling. That’s just nice!

Just as his sword was about to cut through his wing, the stupid god screamed, “I’ll talk! I’ll talk… I’ll talk, alright?”

“Chef!”

“…” Yi Qing dropped his hands and let his wing go with a saddened expression.

The stupid god crawled forward, stricken with fear. He stroked his wing gently and curled himself into a ball. “I indeed received a calling, and… and I also sensed the aura of the Spring of Life. That was why I came over here,” he explained. “The Spring of Life gives birth to many living creatures, but the Spring of Life in my plane has disappeared. If this carries on, we will not be able to reproduce. So…”

“So you came for the Spring of Life?” Lonemoon remembered the spring that resulted in pregnancies.

“That’s right.” He nodded weakly. “The Spring of Life is the source of every world. Unless we find it… Even if you eat me up, I am not leaving.”

Lonemoon and Shen Ying exchanged meaningful glances.

It was then that Shen Ying retrieved the cube that contained the golden spring. “Are you talking about this?”

“The Spring of Life!” The stupid god’s eyes brightened. He started to charge over, but when he made eye contact with Yi Qing, he stopped and retreated immediately. Yet, he kept his eyes on the cube the entire time.

Shen Ying raised her hand and waved it in the air, causing the air around her to twist. A white passage appeared and they could faintly see golden buildings through it. Their surroundings became filled with an idiotic aura.

“Here!” She tossed the cube containing the spring’s water over to him. “You can have this. Go back! Never come here again!” I’m doing this on account of the fact that both of you are retarded.

The stupid god paused, staring at the Spring of Life in his hands. He looked back up at Shen Ying. “You’re really… giving it to me?”

“Yes.” Shen Ying nodded.

The stupid god continued to stare at her in disbelief.

“Alright! You’ve got what you wanted, now go back!” Lonemoon tugged on his sleeves and pushed him into the passage. At the same time, he conjured a seal to transform Jing Qi’s soul into a ball of light. He shoved the ball of light into the God’s hands. “Bring your believer.”

“I…” The stupid god who had obtained the Spring of Life so easily looked extremely confused. It was almost as if he had not expected them to give in so easily. Heck, they had been threatening to eat up his wings. Suddenly, he felt a warmth in his chest. As he looked at the group of three, and glanced at the spring in his hands, his heart became overwhelmed with gratitude. He opened his mouth and started to say something. After awhile, he sighed and said, “I have decided to bless all of you. Keep this gratefulness in your hearts, stupid… ahya!”

“Get lost!” Before he could finish speaking, Lonemoon pursed his lips and kicked him through the passage.

F*cking retard!