Chapter 349 - Invading Manager (2/2)

“Someone is coming!” Shen Ying suddenly shouted.

“What?” Lonemoon paused.

Before they could gather their thoughts, they saw the air begin to twist. The white light seemed to be condensing on top of Jing Qi’s belly, where the air was twisting. A hole was beginning to form, which slowly swallowed Jing Qi’s body.

Another figure stepped out of the hole. It was a man, wearing a strange white robe. On the robe were many strange patterns as well. He had a head of golden hair which reached all the way to the ground. His face also resembled the Western mythological characters. With eyes the colour of sapphire, he scanned the group contemptuously. Behind him, he had a pair of pure white wings. He looked just like a Western skygod.

*He’s a new invader! *

Lonemoon’s chest tightened. Before he could react, the other party flew up into the air. Another blinding flash of white light appeared. A heavenly voice echoed throughout the Heavenly Palace.

“Living creatures of this alternate world, I am the exalted god – Light. I have come to bring you out of suffering. Offer up your humble hearts and become my slaves! Light will always shine down on you.”

Lonemoon, “…”

Shen Ying, “…”

So here was another… absolute retard?

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The man who called himself Light did not seem to notice Shen Ying and Lonemoon’s reactions. With the arrogant expression stuck on his face, he continued speaking in his heavenly voice.

“Oh, dirty living creatures of this alternate world! You have sinned from the beginning. Sin has contaminated your souls. Only Light can lead you in the right direction. Kneel down and repent of your sins!”

“…”

“I am the most magnanimous god. Become my followers. This world will become like the world I protect. It will be lit up with Light.”

Lonemoon pursed his lips. Which Western mythology was this man getting his script from? “I say, who the-”

“Stupid sinner,” the man interrupted him and continued, “Your sins will only be cleansed if light shines upon you. Otherwise, you will be trapped in hell forever. Come, be faithful all the way through to your soul. From this day on, I will become the only god… Ahya!”

Before he could finish speaking, a huge sword dropped down from the sky and cut right through his body, causing him to fall down to the ground headfirst into a pile of mud. Immediately, a bunch of swords rained down from the sky, landing all around the pretentious god.

Chef had appeared out of nowhere and landed on the ground. He raised his leg and stomped down on the man’s back, just as he was trying to get up. Again, he landed headfirst into a pile of mud.

Shen Ying, “…”

Lonemoon, “…”

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What… what a weak Light God! So was that white light just for special effects?

Wait a moment!

“Chef, what are you doing? Why are you holding that knife?” Lonemoon ran up to him. “You can’t cut off his wings!” He’s an invader afterall. Could you please control your urge to turn everything into food?

The hand with which Chef held his chopper paused in mid-air. He frowned and kept his chopper. Silently, he conjured a deviant fire.

“You can’t barbeque him either!”

“…” Yi Qing reluctantly put his hand back down.

Shen Ying sighed. “What a pity.”

“Pity my ass!” Lonemoon glared at her. You were the one who taught him all of this nonsense. Ever since Yi Qing came to the lower realm, he had a bad habit of making everything into a meal for Shen Ying. This was getting more and more serious.

“Explain yourself. What’s going on?” Lonemoon glared at the weak god who had his face buried in the mud. “What kind of imitation is this?”

Shen Ying glanced at the man who was unconscious on the ground. She replied, “I think.. he’s the manager of the world of stupid people.”

Lonemoon, “…”

Yi Qing: “…”

What?

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