Chapter 205 - Looks Matter (2/2)

“Huh?” The child swept her a suspicious look. “You’re not? When why are you here?” Then a thought came to him and he said accusingly, “Are you sent here by that liar? Hmph! I’ve seen all the female immortals in Cloud Sea. None of them are to my liking! You too…”

He paused suddenly, looking at Shen Ying with interest. He had not seen this young lady before. She was quite pretty! If it were her…

A blush spread across his face as a thought came to him. “Ahem… I’ll obey, but only if you become my pretty little sister.”

“Oh.” That’s all? It seemed that he had a beauty obsession. “Then…”

The child suddenly rushed up to her and grabbed her hand. “I’m going to eat you up now!” He opened his mouth, which was full of sharp teeth, and bit down on her wrist.

Then…

Crack! One of his teeth broke and fell out of his mouth.

“Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!” He pressed his hand to his bleeding mouth, whimpering. This Little Missy is really tough!

“Why did you bite me?” Shen Ying asked, appalled by the child’s action.

He answered with an aggrieved look, “The demon immortals told me to devour pretty young ladies.”

What the hell? Who was the one who put such lewd ideas in his head?

“That’s not exactly what they meant.”

“I don’t care!” The little Cloud Beast wiped off the blood off his mouth and transformed back into his original form— a gigantic fish that was so big that it blocked out the sun.

What a huge… fish!

“It has taken me so long to find a young lady that suits my taste,” he said in a arrogant voice. “Although you are a little too short, thin and fierce for my liking, but I still want to eat you!”

“…” Thanks a lot!

“And… most importantly, your breasts are too small. I like big ones. Yours are too flat.”

Shen Ying’s mouth twitched. Flat?!

“It’s even flatter than Ying Zhi’s!”

“…”

Shen Ying felt his words echoing in her brain: Flatter than Ying Zhi’s… Flatter than Ying Zhi’s!”

“But as I can’t see you once you’re inside my stomach, I guess it doesn’t matter!” With that he opened his mouth. Instantly, the surrounding sea water formed into a huge eddy in his mouth and began sucking everything nearby into his mouth.

Just as it seemed that Shen Ying was about to be swallowed up, she reached out and grabbed one of his razor sharp teeth with her hand.

“Little Cloud Beast…” She smiled and said menacingly, “Didn’t anyone tell you that little animals who talk rubbish … will be devoured!”

True to type, little children were… most annoying!

The cloud beast felt a terrifying aura rush towards him like a tidal wave. Crack! The tooth in his hand was crushed to pieces. Then he felt something hit his head. Bang! Before he knew it, his head had struck the sea bed.

His world turned pitch-black. The sound of someone’s enraged voice reverberated through the sea bed.

“You are the one with a flat chest! As flat as an a runway, as small as a dumpling!”

“…” Had he used these similes?

So, an hour later.

“Do you still want to eat me up?

“Oooh… No.”

“Do you still want to leave Cloud Sea?”

“No, no, never!”

“What you said about me….”

“Your breasts are the biggest, they are so big that I can’t see your face.”

“…”