Chapter 202 - Celestial Emperor Ying Zhi (1/2)

Translator: Atlas Studios  Editor: Atlas Studios

The fragrance of a flower wafted past their noses. All around them, there were little flowers floating in the air. A figure dropped from the sky. The lady was combing her hair, and a golden hairpin with jades caught their eye. In her hand, she held a cotton fan with peonies on it. She was wearing a moon-white robe with golden laced flowers, and walked with a sway, looking at them somewhat excitedly.

“Ah Hua, is that you?” Her voice was gentle and smooth., filled with emotion. Her eyes began to well up with tears. “I knew it.. I knew you were still alive. Ah Hua!”

She dashed toward them, reaching out for Lan Hua’s hand.

Lan Hua jumped backward to avoid her. “What are you doing?” He had not recovered from hearing all the stories Lan Yu told him. Now, seeing this woman, his heart felt like it was going to beat out of his chest. He subconsciously hid behind Shen Ying.

The female immortal stared at him, hurt evident in her eyes. “Ah Hua… You still hate me for joining forces with the other celestial emperors to attack you?” A tear rolled down her cheek. She looked pitiful. Any man would have been moved. “But… the way you treated me back then… I was angry, so I-”

“Hey, stop coming any closer. If you take one more step toward me, I’ll hit you!” Lan Hua cautioned her.

The female immortal looked wounded. Emperor Lan Yu next to her laughed mirthlessly. It was as if Lan Yu was used to this.

“Ah Hua, you’re really not going to forgive me?” The female immortal was sobbing by now. “So many years have passed and I still held on to the belief that you were alive. I told myself that as long as you came back to my side, I would pretend that nothing ever happened.”

“Hey, hey, hey. Watch what you’re saying. What even happened between us? Did we have a past?”

The female immortal continued to stare at him in disbelief. “Ah Hua, how could you do this to me? I didn’t dare to betray you before, but there were some things you did wrong as well. I’ve lived in regret for more than a thousand years. I’ve even given you my most precious possession.”

“What precious possession?” Lan Hua asked, somewhat afraid.

The female immortal wailed. “I… I gave you my first time. My only first time… I gave it to you.”

The audience: “Oh…”

What wonderful gossip!

“What first time? I did not! Wait, why are all of you looking at me like that?” He did not do it! “I’m warning you–don’t think that I won’t hit you just because you’re a woman! I don’t even know you–who are you?”

The female immortal swayed. She was utterly heartbroken. “You don’t even want to acknowledge me?”

The audience looked at Lan Hua pointedly, not even wanting to blink.

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“Believe me, I don’t know her!”

“Ah Hua…”

“Stop calling me ‘Ah Hua’. It’s so disgusting! Who exactly are you!”

“In the past, we… really did it for the first time…”

“Shut up, who the hell did it for the first time with you? Stop insulting me!” Lan Hua was so angry he was about to explode. His face was flushed. He shouted, “I haven’t even done it before. I’m a virgin! A virgin!”

The audience: “Oh…”

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“I’m telling the truth!” Lan Hua became increasingly anxious, afraid that they would not believe him. “Believe me! I have never had a Dao Partner. I haven’t even done it before. I’m a squab[1, Chinese slang for virgin.] ! I’m a squab, alright!” He became flustered. For some reason – maybe because he had spent too much time with Radish–he pulled apart his top and started to pull down his pants, as if wanting to prove himself.

He was so quick to prove himself. The heavenly gates echoed every single sentence back to him: I’m a squab… a squab… I’m a squab… squab…

The four people and the radish: “…”

Lan Yu: “…”

The female immortal: “…”