Chapter 158 - Dont Eat Me (2/2)

“No, no, no! Little Immortals do not dare to. We are fine to remain standing.”

“Yes, yes, yes, it suits me well to remain standing. We like to stand.”

You must be joking. They were here to ask for mercy. How would they dare to sit down? They had already been punished to stand at the foot of the mountain for half a month before Exalted Goddess’ anger finally subsided.

Now, she’s asking them to sit. Could it be…

The two of them subconsciously glanced at the table in front of Shen Ying. It was filled with various different types of meats, cooked in many different ways. The two of them began to tremble violently. Was this a threat? Was it a sign that she would cook them into one of these dishes if they did not do her bidding? She must have meant something along those lines!

How scary…

“Alright.” Seeing that the two of them were unwilling, Shen Ying did not bother to force them. She continued, “Well… Thanks for all the trouble you went to for the shortie.”

Indeed, she had not forgotten about this. They were lucky that they refused to sit down.

Blackbird and his companion sighed in relief. They had spent half a month preparing their hearts to do this. Finally, Blackbird sucked up the courage and stepped forward. “Exalted… Exalted… Exalted Goddess, please forgive us. It’s because… the immortal… immortal realm continent is way too… too big. We spent four days looking for Qu Shuang City and another day looking for this particular hill. That was why we were late.”

“Oh, it’s alright.” Shen Ying pointed to her side. “I asked you to come here for another matter. Come… Come over here and look at Roasted Chicken Gal’s situation.”

Roasted chicken!

The two of them exchanged a fearful look and trembled. Then, they spotted the woman lying on the floor. She looked exactly like the spirit seated next to Exalted Goddess.

“Yes!” The two of them rushed forward and took one hand each. The longer they studied her meridians, the paler they became. This person’s internal injuries… It’s obvious that she was burnt by something. They thought about Exalted Goddess referring to this woman as “Roasted Chicken Gal”…

Once again, they exchanged a fearful look. Horrible images began to fill their mind. Was this person really roasted alive? Did Exalted Goddess… not even spare human cultivators when she was hungry?

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They could not stop themselves from trembling as they continued to study the woman’s meridians.

“How is she? Can she be saved?” Shen Ying suddenly asked.

The two of them almost jumped in fright. Fortunately, half a month of preparation did not go to waste. They swallowed the squeak that almost escaped their mouths.

Blackbird sucked in a deep breath and replied, “Exalted… Exalted Goddess, this person’s body has been burnt… severely, but she can recover. A tenth-grade immortal pill will do the trick. It’s just that the life inside her body has ceased. If we want to allow the spirit to return to its body, we must restart the life inside the body.” It did not matter what was the reason that Exalted Goddess changed her mind and decided to save the woman. They would just pretend they did not know what happened… Yes, they did not know anything!

“Oh…” So that’s the reason why Roasted Chicken Gal could not return to her body.“Go on.”

“My Phoenix Cry Palace used to have Dry Half-Moons that could help the spirit return to its body, but…” But the Phoenix Cry Palace had already been destroyed by Biao Ting. He did not know if he could still obtain it.

Biao Ting started and immediately raised his hand. “I have some! I have some! I have Half Dry-Moons! It can definitely help her recover.” Stupid bird, didn’t we say we would be brothers through this calamity? How could he think about selling him out?

“Oh, sorry to trouble you, then.” Shen Ying sighed in relief. Finally, everything was settled.

“Exalted Goddess, you are way… way too kind. This is what we should… should do!” Biao Ting wiped the drops of cold perspiration from his forehead and heaved a sigh of relief himself. Suddenly, as if recalling something, he said, “The Half Dry-Moon must be eaten within half a minute of retrieving it for it to take effect, otherwise it would be useless. This… Immortal, if you want to recover, you must follow me to the Heavens beyond Heaven.”

“Thank you, Fellow Immortals!” Feng Ying was elated. He had not imagined that the matter would be resolved this easily. It felt just like a dream.

Roasted Chicken Gal immediately bowed in thanks as well. Then, she turned to face Shen Ying and said, “Shen Ying, you have saved me once again.”

“Don’t worry about it.” She had not done anything after all. She remembered something important, then turned to address the two demon immortals once more. “Oh yes, you two seem very proficient in diagnosing illnesses. Why don’t you take a look at him while you’re at it!”

She pointed to Yi Qing.

“Yes!” The two of them rushed to Yi Qing’s side and studied the immortal Qi surrounding him. He had the aura of one who was ascending to become an emperor, but it was clear that he had not made it to the Emperor Ascension Stage. They casually asked, “Fellow Immortal, I wonder who…”

“Oh, he’s my chef!” Shen Ying answered instinctively.

There was a strange silence.

Then, a thud.

The two of them were now on their knees because their jelly legs could no longer hold their weight.

Che… Che… Chef. She has even prepared her Chef.

Didn’t she say she would forgive them?