Chapter 135 - Playing Dress-Up At Home (2/2)

Yi Qing: “…”

Shen Ying: “…” Son of a b*tch!

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In Dong Ze.

Their new partner, Shu Jiang, said that Young Emperor Xun Shu is a strange person. Although he has already achieved the status of Young Emperor, he prefers to stay alone in an immortal abode located in the eastern wilderness because he does not like to interact with other people. He enjoys gardening, but he does not plant immortal herbs nor immortal plants. Instead, he just fancies Dao seeds.”

When Lonemoon heard this, he realised that Young Emperor Xun Shu was just another environmentalist. Five days later…

He and Shen Ying stood outside Shang Dong Immortal Abode, holding Radish, who looked very angry.

“Little Big Sister… Are you really going to abandon me?” Radish’s leaves were all shriveled up like preserved vegetables. It looked utterly crestfallen. “Please don’t do that. Radish was born yours and will die yours. Can you bare to let my pure body be contaminated by someone else?”

Shen Ying looked at it, sighed loudly and said, “Yes I can bear to!” You’re just a vegetable!

Radish: “…” My heart hurts!

“Who is there outside the abode?” They heard a voice beside their ear and felt a strong immortal force pressing down onto them..

Lonemoon’s heart jumped. He took in a deep breath and finally managed to relief the pressure off his body. He stepped forward and said, “Your junior and Invincible Sect’s sword cultivator Lonemoon is here to pay his respects to Young Emperor Tao.”

“A sword cultivator?” The man sounded condescending and disdainful. “One more person who is unafraid to die searching for the sword in the Immortal Territory! Come in!”

Immediately, they saw the words “Shang Dong Immortal Abode” on the stone wall in front of them suddenly split apart to reveal a hole that was big enough for an average-sized man to walk through. They sensed strong immortal Qi coming from within the hole, along with a gust of plant Qi.

Lonemoon was just about to walk inward and dragged a lazy and sleepy Shen Ying beside him along. Both of them entered the abode together. The scene in front of them change to reveal a huge flowerbed filled with different coloured flowers all around them.

A small tower stood not far away from them. It was not big, but it was built entirely using white strips of bamboo. It looked so clear that it resembled a crystal palace. The immortal Qi surrounding it made the entire tower look as though it were glowing.

One could say that it was… quite alluring!

What was more alluring was the man seated on the chair in front of them dressed in attention-grabbing red robes which extended all the way to the ground. He looked like an enormous red flower which sprouted from the ground. His hair spread out across his back and was so long that it swept against his feet. His robes were open in front of his chest, revealing silky smooth flesh underneath it. If he were not flat-chested and it were not clear that he was a man, Lonemoon would have pinned him down as a fascination transvestite.

Xun Shu scanned the people who had just entered. His eyes were full of contempt.

“Greetings, Young Emperor Xun Shu!” Lonemoon bowed politely.

“You are the sword cultivator who has come to ask for a Winter Spirit Leaf?” He suddenly broke into a grin and turned around so that a gentle ripple flowed down his red robes. The more they looked at him, the more beautiful they thought he was. It was as if there were no words in the universe that could adequately and satisfactorily describe his looks. Even Radish in human form did not look like much when standing beside him.

Even Shen Ying, who had been yawning just moments before, stepped forward with her eyes widened!

Lonemoon was shocked. He quickly tugged Shen Ying and hissed, “Hey, don’t be distracted by his good looks. We have important matters to attend to!”

“No…” Shen Ying blinked, still transfixed. “I just think it’s weird.”

“What’s weird?”

“His robes.” They’re so… long.

“Huh?” It’s not that weird that a man is dressed in red, right? Lonemoon started to say this out loud but was stopped by Shen Ying, who continued.

“They’re so long… Won’t he step on them?”

“Huh?”

Just as she finished speaking, they saw the man stood up. “You think that the Winter Spirit Leaf…” before he could finish, he tripped on his own robes. The figure swayed for awhile and then fell forward, landing heavily on the soil in front of him so that his entire face was now covered in mud.

Lonemoon: “…”

Shen Ying: “…”

That’s why you shouldn’t play dress-up at home!