Chapter 47 - Fans Everywhere (2/2)

“Holy shit, how can this be!” F*cker, do you have to gain an epiphany even from a bunch of nonsense? You may have a screw loose, but you don’t have to be this professional, right? Do you think epiphanies are like a bunch of fans surrounding you?

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“Master, I understand now!” Yi Qing suppressed his epiphany as his cultivation level increased rapidly. He turned around to bow to Shen Ying and immediately flew toward Qing Yi who had been standing opposite from them.

Yi Qing was not holding any weapon in his hand, yet tens of thousands of spirit swords appeared around him. His Sword Intent was hundreds of times stronger than before; Qing Yi’s Red Lotus Karmic Fire would not be able to do anything to him anymore. He had suppressed his cultivation level so that he remained at the Nascent Soul stage. Qing Yi was still a Traveling Immortal yet despite that, the two seemed to have swapped positions. Yi Qing now clearly had the upper hand against Qing Yi.

Lonemoon: “…” He felt as if he no longer understood the way this stupid world worked.

Fine. If they wanted to make a mess of things, he would wash his hands of them!

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Shen Ying yawned. “I’m so sleepy! Father Niu, you keep an eye on him. I’m going to take a nap,” Shen Ying suddenly said as she stretched.

“…” Sleep my ass! What else do you do besides eating and sleeping? Do you really take that fellow as your disciple?

Wait a moment!

“Did you agree to let Yi Qing fight Qing Yi alone because you were too lazy to move?”

“…”

A while later…

“The weather is so good today. What should we have for lunch?”

To hell with your hesitation! I was right, you’re just f*cking lazy!

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Yi Qing was out to kill this time—he took less than a minute to finish off Qing Yi. But afterwards he could suppress his cultivation level no longer as the Spirit Qi in this Immortal Pavilion was far too thick. Yi Qing’s epiphany lasted only two hours, yet in this short timeframe he had advanced to the Soul Formation stage. He had caught up with Lonemoon just like that.

Lonemoon could only curse at this.

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He hadn’t known he had brought along two cheats. It was enough that the master was a cheat. Who knew that the disciple would be such a cheat as well? It had only been a while yet he had grown from being a Golden Core stage cultivator to a Soul Formation stage cultivator. This was ridiculous.

Ever since Lonemoon met this master and disciple, his neat and clean idea of the immortal future was becoming increasingly messed up. Lonemoon felt as if he had only come this far because heaven was on his side.

“Master,” Yi Qing called out after having recovered from his epiphany. Shen Ying had already woken up from her nap. “Thank you for your guidance. It helped your disciple make a little progress.”

“Heh heh…” Lonemoon wanted to slap the two of them. Calling this a little progress? It was more like a major milestone.

“Yeah.” Shen Ying nodded solemnly. “Can we eat now?”

“Yes Master, no problem Master!”

Lonemoon: “…” Damn this pair of retards!