Part 26 (1/2)

”Oh, I couldn't have ten,” Linda said. ”But five is a nice compromise. Five it will be. We'll name the first one Julie if it's a girl, or Julius if it's a boy.”

”Oh, we *are* going to get along,” Gran said, and led them up to the curb, where the red cap had loaded their bags into a cab.

They ate dinner at Lindy's on Yonge Street, right in the middle of the sleaze strip. The steakhouse had been there for the better part of a century, and its cracked red-vinyl booths and thick rib eyes smothered in horseradish and HP Sauce were just as Art had remembered. Riding up Yonge Street, the city lights had seemed charming and understated; even the p.o.r.n marquees felt restrained after a week in New York. Art ate a steak as big as his head and fell into a postprandial torpor whence he emerged only briefly to essay a satisfied belch.

Meanwhile, Gran and Linda nattered away like old friends, making plans for the week: the zoo, the island, a day trip to Niagara Falls, a ride up the CN Tower, all the touristy stuff that Art had last done in elementary school.

By the time Art lay down in his bed, belly tight with undigested steak, he was feeling wonderful and at peace with the world. Linda climbed in beside him, wrestled away a pillow and some covers, and snuggled up to him.

”That went well,” Art said. ”I'm really glad you two hit it off.”

”Me too, honey,” Linda said, kissing his shoulder through his tee s.h.i.+rt. He'd been able to get his head around the idea of sharing a bed with his girlfriend under his grandmother's roof, but doing so nude seemed somehow wrong.

”We're going to have a great week,” he said. ”I wish it would never end.”

”Yeah,” she said, and began to snore into his neck.

The next morning, Art woke stiff and serene. He stretched out on the bed, dimly noted Linda's absence, and padded to the bathroom to relieve his bladder. He thought about crawling back into bed, was on the verge of doing so, when he heard the familiar, nervewracking harangue of Linda arguing down her comm. He opened the door to his old bedroom and there she was, stark naked and beautiful in the morning sun, comm in hand, eyes focused in the middle distance, shouting.

”No, G.o.dd.a.m.nit, no! Not here. Jesus, are you a moron? I said *no*!”

Art reached out to touch her back, noticed that it was trembling, visibly tense and rigid, and pulled his hand back. Instead, he quietly set about fis.h.i.+ng in his small bag for a change of clothes.

”This is *not* a good time. I'm at Art's grandmother's place, all right? I'll talk to you later.” She threw her comm at the bed and whirled around.

”Everything all right?” Art said timidly.

”No, G.o.dd.a.m.nit, no it isn't.”

Art pulled on his pants and kept his eyes on her comm, which was dented and scratched from a hundred thousand angry hang ups. He hated it when she got like this, radiating anger and spoiling for a fight.

”I'm going to have to go, I think,” she said.

”Go?”

”To California. That was my f.u.c.king ex again. I need to go and sort things out with him.”

”Your ex knows who I am?”

She looked blank.

”You told him you were at my grandmother's place. He knows who I am?”

”Yeah,” she said. ”He does. I told him, so he'd get off my back.”

”And you have to go to California?”

”Today. I have to go to California today.”

”Jesus, today? We just got here!”

”Look, you've got lots of catching up to do with your Gran and your friends here. You won't even miss me. I'll go for a couple days and then come back.”