Part 18 (1/2)

”Ah,” Fede said, taking her hand. ”The one you hit with your car. It's a pleasure. You seem to be recovering nicely, too.”

Linda smiled and gave him a peck on the cheek, a few strands of her bobbed hair sticking to his moustache like cobwebs as she pulled away.

”It was just a love tap,” she said. ”I'll be fine.”

”Fede's from New York,” Art said. ”We colonials like to stick together around the office. And Linda's from Los Angeles.”

”Aren't there any, you know, British people in London?” Linda said, wrinkling her nose.

”There's Tonaishah,” Art said weakly.

”Who?” Fede said.

”The receptionist,” Linda said. ”Not a very nice person.”

”With the eyes?” Fede said, wriggling his fingers around his temples to indicate elaborate eye makeup.

”That's her,” Linda said.

”Nasty piece of work,” Fede said. ”Never trusted her.”

”*You're* not another UE person, are you?” Linda said, sizing Fede up and giving Art a playful elbow in the ribs.

”Who, me? Nah. I'm a management consultant. I work in Chelsea mostly, but when I come slumming in Piccadilly, I like to comandeer Art's office. He's not bad, for a UE-geek.”

”Not bad at all,” Linda said, slipping an arm around Art's waist, wrapping her fingers around the waistband of his trousers. ”Did you need to grab your jacket, honey?”

Art's jacket was hanging on the back of his office door, and to get at it, he had to crush himself against Linda and maneuver the door shut. He felt her b.r.e.a.s.t.s soft on his chest, felt her breath tickle his ear, and forgot all about their argument in the corridor.

”All right,” Art said, hooking his jacket over his shoulder with a finger, feeling flushed and fluttery. ”OK, let's go.”

”Lovely to have met you, Fede,” Linda said, taking his hand.

”And likewise,” Fede said.

15.

Vigorous s.e.x ensued.

16.

Art rolled out of bed at dark o'clock in the morning, awakened by circadians and endorphins and bladder. He staggered to the toilet in the familiar gloom of his shabby little rooms, did his business, marveled at the tenderness of his privates, fumbled for the flush mechanism -- ”British” and ”Plumbing” being two completely opposite notions -- and staggered back to bed. The screen of his comm, nestled on the end table, washed the room in liquid-crystal light. He'd tugged the sheets off of Linda when he got up, and there she was, chest rising and falling softly, body rumpled and sprawled after their gymnastics. It had been transcendent and messy, and the sheets were coa.r.s.e with dried fluids.

He knelt on the bed and fussed with the covers some, trying for an equitable -- if not chivalrously so -- division of blankets. He bent forward to kiss at a bite-mark he'd left on her shoulder.

His back went ”pop.”

Somewhere down in the lumbar, somewhere just above his tailbone, a deep and unforgiving *pop*, ominous as the c.o.c.king of a revolver. He put his hand there and it felt OK, so he cautiously lay back. Three-quarters of the way down, his entire lower back seized up, needles of fire raced down his legs and through his groin, and he collapsed.

He *barked* with pain, an inhuman sound he hadn't known he could make, and the rapid emptying of his lungs deepened the spasm, and he mewled. Linda opened a groggy eye and put her hand on his shoulder. ”What is it, hon?”

He tried to straighten out, to find a position in which the horrible, relentless pain returned whence it came. Each motion was agony. Finally, the pain subsided, and he found himself pretzelled, knees up, body twisted to the left, head twisted to the right. He did not dare budge from this posture, terrified that the pain would return.