Part 27 (1/2)
”There will be time enough, if you come back to me.”
”I will,” Lunzie said. ”Just as soon as things are settled with Fiona, I'll come back. Dr. Root said that he'd sponsor me as a resident - that is, if he'll still speak to me after my subterfuge to get a night off!”
”If he knew the truth, he'd forgive you. Shall I make us some supper?”
”No. I'm too comfortable to move. Hold me.”
Tee drew Lunzie's head onto his chest, and the two of them relaxed together. As Lunzie started to drop off to sleep, the com-unit began chuckling quietly to itself. She sat up to answer it.
”Ignore it until morning,” Tee said, pulling her back into bed. ”Remember, you have a family emergency. I have asked for travel brochures from all the cruise lines and merchant s.h.i.+ps which will pa.s.s between Astris and Alpha Centauri over the next six months. We can look over them all in the morning. I do not see you off gladly, but I want you to go safely. We will choose the best of them all, for you.”
Lunzie glanced at the growing heap of plastic folders sliding out of the printer, and wondered how she'd ever begin to sort through the ma.s.s. ”Just the soonest. That will be good enough for me.”
Tee shook his head. ”None are good enough for you. But the sooner you go, the sooner you may return. Two years or three, they will seem as that many hundred until we meet again. But think about it in the morning. For once, for one night, there is only we two alone in the galaxy.”
Lunzie fell asleep with the sound of Tee's heart-beat under her cheek, and felt content.
In the morning, they sat on the floor among a litter of holographic travel advertis.e.m.e.nts, sorting them into three categories: Unsuitable, Inexpensive, and Short Voyage.
The Unsuitable ones Tee immediately stuffed into the printer's return slot, where the emulsion would be wiped and the plastic melted down so it could be reused in future facsimile transmissions. Glamorous holographs, usually taken of the dining room, the entertainment complex, or the shopping arcades of each line's vessels, hung in the air, as Tee and Lunzie compared price, comfort, and schedule. Lunzie looked most closely at the ones which they designated Inexpensive, while Tee paged through those promising Short Voyages.
Of the sixty or so brochures still under consideration, Tee's favourite was the Destiny Destiny Calls Calls, a compound liner from the Destiny Cruise Lines.
”It is the fastest of all. It makes only three ports of call between here and Alpha Centauri over five months.” Lunzie took one look at the fine print on the plas-sheet under the hologram and blanched. ”It's too expensive! Look at those prices. Even the least expensive inside cabin is a year's pay.”
”They feed, house, and entertain you for five months,” Tee said, reasonably. ”Not a bad return after taxes.”
”No, it won't do. How about the Caravan Voyages' Cymbeline Cymbeline? It's much cheaper.” Lunzie pointed to another brochure decorated with more modest photography. ”I don't need all those amenities the Destiny Calls Destiny Calls has. Look, they offer you free the services of a personal psychotherapist, and your choice of a ma.s.sage mattress or a trained ma.s.seuse. Ridiculous!” has. Look, they offer you free the services of a personal psychotherapist, and your choice of a ma.s.sage mattress or a trained ma.s.seuse. Ridiculous!”
”But they are so slow,” Tee complained. ”You did not want to wait for a merchant to make orbit because of all the stops he would make on the way; you do not want this. If you would pretend that money does not matter for just a moment, it would horrify your efficient soul to find that the Cymbeline Cymbeline takes thirteen months to take you where the takes thirteen months to take you where the Destiny Calls Destiny Calls does in five. And it will not be as comfortable. Come now, think,” he said in a wheedling tone. ”What about your idea to work your way there on the voyage? Then the question of expense will not come up.” does in five. And it will not be as comfortable. Come now, think,” he said in a wheedling tone. ”What about your idea to work your way there on the voyage? Then the question of expense will not come up.”
Lunzie was attracted by the idea of travelling on a compound liner, which had quarters for methane- and water-breathers, as well as ordinary oxygen-nitrogen breathers. ”Well. ...”
Tee could tell by her face she was more than half persuaded already. ”If you are taking a luxury cruise, why not the best? You will meet many interesting people, eat wonderful food, and have a very good time. Do not even think how much I will be missing you.”
She laughed ruefully. ”Well, all right then. Let's call them and see if they have room for me.” Tee called the com-unit code for the Destiny Line to inquire for package deals on travels. While he was chatting with a salesclerk, he asked very casually if they needed a s.h.i.+p's medical officer for human pa.s.sengers.
To Lunzie's delight and relief, they responded with alacrity that they did. Their previous officer had gone ash.o.r.e at the s.h.i.+p's last port of call, and they hadn't had time to arrange for a replacement. Tee instantly transmitted a copy of Lunzie's credentials and references, which were forwarded to the personnel department. She was asked to come in that day for interviews with the cruise office, the captain of the s.h.i.+p and the chief medical officer by FTL comlink, which Lunzie felt went rather well. She was hired. The s.h.i.+p would make orbit around Astris Alexandria in less than a month to pick her up.
Chapter Six.
”Please, gentlebeings, pay attention. This information may save your life one day.”
There was a general groan throughout the opulent dining room as the human steward went through his often-recited lecture on s.p.a.ce safety and evacuation plans. He pointed out the emergency exits which led to the lifeboats moored inside vacuum hatches along the port and starboard sides of the luxury s.p.a.ce liner Destiny Calls Destiny Calls. Holographic displays to his right and left demonstrated how the emergency atmosphere equipment was to be used by the numerous humanoid and non-humanoid races who were aboard the Destiny Destiny.
None of the lavishly dressed diners in the Early Seating for Oxygen-Breathers seemed to be watching him except for a clutch of frightened-looking humanoid bipeds with huge eyes and pale gray skin whom Lunzie recognized from her staff briefing as Stribans. Most were far more interested in the moving holographic centrepieces of their tables, which displayed such wonders as bouquets of flowers maturing in minutes from bud to bloom, a black-and-silver-clad being doing magic tricks, or, as at Lunzie's table, a sculptor chipping away with hammer and chisel at an alabaster statue. The steward raised his voice to be heard over the murmuring, but the murmuring just got louder. She had to admit that the young man projected well, and he had a pleasant voice, but the talk was the same, word for word, that was given on every s.h.i.+p that lifted, and any frequent traveller could have recited it along with him. He finished with an ironic ”Thank you for your attention.”
”Well, thank the stars that's over!” stated Retired Admiral Coromell, in a voice loud enough for the steward to hear. There were t.i.tters from several of the surrounding tables. ”n.o.body listens to the dam-fool things anyway. Only time you can get 'em together is at mealtimes. Captive audience. The ones who seek out the information on their own are the ones who ought to survive anyway. Those nitwits who wait for somebody to save them are as good as dead anyhow.” He turned back to his neglected appetiser and took a spoonful of sliced fruit and sweetened grains. The young man gathered up his demonstration gear and retired to a table at the back of the room, looking hara.s.sed. ”Where was I?” the old man demanded.
Lunzie put down her spoon and leaned over to shout at him. ”You were in the middle of the engagement with the Green Force from the Antari civil war.”
”So I was. No need to raise your voice.” At great length and corresponding volume, the Admiral related his adventure to the seven fellow pa.s.sengers at his table. Coromell was a large man who must have been powerfully built in his youth. His curly hair, though crisp white, was still thick. Pedantically, he tended to repeat the statistics of each manoeuvre two or three times to make sure the others understood them, whether or not they were interested in his narrative. He finished his story with a great flourish for his victory, just in time for the service of the soup course, which arrived at that moment. Lunzie was surprised to see just how much of the service was handled by individual beings, instead of by servomechanisms and food-synth hatches in the middle of the tables. Clearly, the cruise directors wanted to emphasise how special each facet of their preparations was, down to the ingredients of each course. Even if the ingredients were synthesised out of sight in the kitchen, personal service made the customers think the meals were being prepared from imported spices and produce gathered from exotic ports of call all over the galaxy. In fact, Lunzie had toured the storerooms when she first came aboard, and was more impressed than her tablemates that morel mushrooms were served as the centrepiece in the salad course, since she alone knew that they were real.
The diverse and ornamental menu was a microcosm of the s.h.i.+p itself. The variety of accommodation available on the huge vessel was broad, extending from tiny economy cla.s.s cabins deep inside the s.h.i.+p, along narrow corridors, to entire suites of elegant chambers which had broad portholes looking out into s.p.a.ce, and were served by elaborate Tri-D entertainment facilities and had their own staffs of servitors.
Lunzie found the decor in her personal cabin fantastic, all the more so because she was only a crew member, one of several physicians on board the Destiny Destiny. It was explained to her by the purser that guests might need her services when she was not on a duty s.h.i.+ft. The illusion of endless opulence was not to be spoiled at any price, even to the cost of maintaining the doctors in a luxury surrounding, lest the rich pa.s.sengers glimpse any evidence of economy. This way was cheaper than dealing with the consequences of their potential distress. Lunzie was surprised to discover that the entertainment system in her quarters was as fancy as the ones in the first-cla.s.s cabins. There was a wet bar filled with genuine vintage distillations, as well as a drink synthesiser.
The computer outlet in the adjoining infirmary was preprogrammed with a constantly updating medical profile of all crew members and guests. Though she was unlikely to serve a non-humanoid guest, she was provided with a complete set of environment suits in her size, appropriate to each of the habitats provided for methane-breathers, water-breathers, or ultra cold- or hot-loving species, and language translators for each.
Dr. Root would have loved the infirmary. It had every single gadget she had seen listed in the medical supplies catalog. Her own bod bird and gimmick-kit were superfluous among the array of gadgets, so she left them in her suitcase in the cabin locker. She was filled with admiration for the state-of-the-art chemistry lab, which she shared with the other eight medical officers. The Destiny Destiny had remained in orbit for six days around Astris after taking on Lunzie and fifteen other crew, so she had had plenty of time to study the profiles of her fellow employees and guests. The files made fascinating reading. The cruise line was taking no chances on emergencies in transit, and their health questionnaires were comprehensive. As soon as a new pa.s.senger came aboard, a full profile was netted to each doctor's personal computer console. had remained in orbit for six days around Astris after taking on Lunzie and fifteen other crew, so she had had plenty of time to study the profiles of her fellow employees and guests. The files made fascinating reading. The cruise line was taking no chances on emergencies in transit, and their health questionnaires were comprehensive. As soon as a new pa.s.senger came aboard, a full profile was netted to each doctor's personal computer console.
Lunzie turned to Baraki Don, the Admiral's personal aide, a handsome man in his seventh or eighth decade whose silver hair waved above surprisingly bright blue eyes and black eyebrows. ”I'm not suggesting that I should do the procedure, but shouldn't he have his inner ear rebuilt? Shouting at his listeners is usually a sign that his own hearing is failing. I believe the Admiral's file mentioned that he's over a hundred Standard years old.”
Don waved away the suggestion with a look of long suffering. ”Age has nothing to do with it. He's always bellowed like that. You could hear him clear down in engineering without an intercom from the bridge.”
”What an old bore,” one of their tablemates said, in a rare moment when the Admiral was occupied with his food. She was a Human woman with black- and green-streaked hair styled into a huge puff, and clad in a fantastic silver dress that clung to her frame.
Lunzie merely smiled. ”It's fascinating what the Admiral has seen in his career.”
”If any of it is true,” the woman said with a sniff. She took a taste of fruit and made a face. ”Ugh, how awful.”
”But you've only to look at all the medals on his tunic front. I'm sure that they aren't all for good conduct and keeping his gear in order,” Lunzie said and gave vent to a wicked impulse. ”What's the green metal one with the double star for. Admiral?”
The Admiral aimed his keen blue gaze at Lunzie, who was all polite attention. The green-haired woman groaned unbelievingly. Coromell smiled, touching the tiny decoration in the triple line of his chest.
”Young lady, that might interest you as you're a medical specialist. I commanded a scout team ordered to deliver serum to Denby XI. Seems an explorer was grounded there, and they started one by one to come down with a joint ailment that was crippling them. Most of 'em were too weak to move when we got there. Our scientists found that trace elements were present in the dust that they were bringing in on their atmosphere suits that irritated the connective tissue, caused fever and swelling, and eventually, death. Particles were so small they sort of fell right through the skin. We, too, had a couple cases of the itch before it was all cleaned up. n.o.body was that sick, but they gave us all medals. That also reminds me of the Casper mission ...”
The woman turned her eyes to the ceiling in disgust and took a sniff from the carved perfume bottle at her wrist. A heady wave of scent rolled across the table, and the other patrons coughed. Lunzie gave her a pitying look. There must be something about privilege and wealth that made one bored with life. And Coromell had lived such an amazing one. If only half of what he said was true, he was a hero many times over.
The black-coated chief server appeared at the head of the dining hall and tapped a tiny silver bell with a porcelain clapper. ”Gentlebeings, honoured pa.s.sengers, the dessert!”
”Hey, what?” The announcement interrupted Coromell in full spate, to the relief of some of the others at the table. He waited as a server helped him to a plate of dainty cakes, and took a tentative bite. He levelled his fork at the dessert and boomed happily at his aide. ”See here, Don, these are delicious.”
”They have Gurnsan pastry chefs in the kitchen.” Lunzie smiled at him as she took a forkful of a luscious cream pastry. He was more interesting than anyone she'd ever met or had seen on Tri-D. She realised that he was just a few years older than she was. Perhaps he had read Kipling or Service in his youth.
”Well, well, very satisfactory, I must say. Beats the black hole out of Fleet food, doesn't it, Don?”
”Yes, indeed. Admiral.”
”Well, well. Well, well,” the Admiral murmured to himself between bites, as their tablemates finished their meals and left.
”I should go, too,” Lunzie said, excusing herself and preparing to rise. ”I've got to hold after-dinner office hours.”
The Admiral looked up from his plate and the corners of his eyes crinkled up wisely at her. ”Tell me, young doctor. Were you listening because you were interested, or just to humour an old man? I noticed that green-haired female popinjay myself.”