Part 14 (2/2)

'And prison officers?'

'Screws are paid around three hundred pounds a week, and can pick up another thirteen pounds an hour overtime. Think about it. A half-dozen joeys of heroin and they can double their wages. I knew a member of the kitchen staff at my last prison who brought the stuff in once a week in his backpack.'

'But he would have been liable to a random search at any time?'

'True,' William replied, 'and they did regularly search his backpack, but not the shoulder straps.'

'But if they get caught?'

'They end up on the other side of the bars for a long stretch. We've got a couple in here right now, but they'll s.h.i.+ft them out to D-cats before it becomes common knowledge.' He pauses. 'For their own safety. But the champions.h.i.+p,' says William, like any good storyteller holding the best until last, 'goes to Harry, the amateur referee from Devon.' By now, William has a captive audience, as all the workers on our table have stopped depositing their wares into little plastic bags as they hang on his every word. 'Harry,' continues William, 'used to visit his local prison once a week to referee a football match. His contact was the goalkeeper, and at the end of each game, both men would return to the changing room, take off their boots and put on trainers. They would then leave carrying the other person's boots. There was enough heroin packed into the referee's hollow studs for him to buy a country cottage after only a couple of seasons. And remember, every match has to be played at home. There are no away fixtures for prisoners. However, the silly man got greedy and started filling up the football as well. He's currently serving a tenyear sentence in Bristol.'

'So where does the dealer get his supplies from?' I ask William as the hands of the clock edge nearer and nearer towards twelve, and I am fearful we may never meet again.

'They're picked up for him by mules.'

'Mules?'

'The dealer often recruits university students who are already hooked probably by him. He'll then send them on an allexpenses-paid holiday to Thailand, Pakistan or even Colombia and give them an extra thousand pounds if they can smuggle a kilo of heroin through customs.'

'How big is a kilo?'

'A bag of sugar.'

'And what's it worth?'

'The dealer pa.s.ses on that kilo for around 28,00035,000 to sellers, known as soldiers. The soldiers then add baking powder and brick dust until they have four kilos, which they sell on in grams or joeys* for forty pounds a time to their customers. A top soldier can make a profit of seventy to a hundred thousand pounds a month. And don't forget, Jeff, it's cash, so they won't end up paying any tax, and with that kind of profit there are a lot of punters out there willing to take the risk. The heroin on sale at King's Cross or Piccadilly,' William continues, 'will usually be about four to seven per cent pure.

The heroin that the mule brings back from an all-expenses-paid holiday could be as high as 92 per cent pure. By the way,' he adds, 'if the soldiers didn't dilute their wares cut the smack they'd kill off most of their customers within a week.'

'How many heroin addicts are there in this country?' I ask.

'Around a quarter of a million,' William replies, 'so it's big business.'

'And how many of those...'

A buzzer goes to alert the prison staff that the work period is over, and in a few moments we will be escorted back to our cells.

William says, 'It's nice to have met you, Jeffrey. Give my regards to your wife a truly remarkable woman. Sorry about the judge.

Strange that he preferred to believe the word of someone who admitted in court to being a thief. But whatever you do, keep writing the books, because however long you live, there's always going to be a Keane in jail.'

William offers me one final piece of advice before we part. 'I know you've been attending chapel on Sundays, but try the RCs this week. Father Kevin preaches a fine sermon, and you'll like him.'

I walk back to my cell, delighted to have missed education, having spent two hours being educated.

On the route march back to my cell I'm joined by Ali (breach of trust, stole 28,000 from his employer, gave it all back), who has also received his movement order. He will be going to Springhill on Monday, a D-cat. He asks where I'm heading.

'I can't be sure,' I tell him. 'I'm down for the Isle of Wight sometime next week, but I've appealed against the move.'

'Can't blame you. By the way, did you notice how peaceful the workshop was this afternoon?' Ali asks.

'I didn't see any difference from the last time I was there.'

'No, the whole atmosphere changed the moment you walked into the room. The prison officers and even the inmates stop swearing, and a lot more work gets done.'

'I can't believe that.'

'Oh yes,' says Ali, 'they all know you're writing a book and you might mention them by name.'

'Not yours,' I remind him, 'you're still referred to as Ali. You're only the second person who wants their ident.i.ty kept a secret.'

Once we reach the apex that divides Blocks One and Two, we go our separate ways. I wish him well.

As soon as I'm back in my cell, I grab a McVitie's biscuit and pour out my last mug of water, leaving only a dribble in the bottom of the bottle. I'm about to discover if Del Boy is the man.

I turn on the radio. England are all out for 185. I drown my sorrows in the last cup of water before starting on what I expect to be an extended writing session. I'm fearful of forgetting even a line of William Keane's monologue.

4.30 pm Supper. Vegetable pie and beans. I turn the radio back on to follow the cricket. Australia are 46 without loss, chasing a total of 185.

Shall I continue writing, or be a m.a.s.o.c.h.i.s.t? I decide to go on listening for a few more minutes In the next over, Slater is bowled, and by the time the cell door is opened for a.s.sociation two hours later, Australia are 105 for 7, with only Gilchrist among the recognized batsmen still left at the crease.

7.00 pm a.s.sociation. I go in search of Del Boy like a helpless addict desperate for a fix. I find him sitting on his bed, head bowed, looking mournful. He bends down and slowly pulls out from under his bed a large brown-paper bag, and like a conjuror, produces three bottles of Highland Spring and two packets of McVitie's chocolate I repeat, chocolate biscuits. He is, unquestionably, the man.

I cuddle him. 'Get off me,' he says pus.h.i.+ng me away. 'If anyone saw you doing that, I'd never be able to show my face in the East End again.'

I laugh, thank him, and carry off his spoils to my cell.

I pour myself a mug of water and am munching a chocolate biscuit when there's a knock on the cell door. I look up to see my next-door neighbour, Richard, standing in the doorway. I feel his eyes boring into me.

'The f.u.c.kin' Mirror,' he says almost in a shout, 'have been round to our f.u.c.kin' house and are pestering my f.u.c.kin' mum.'

'I'm sorry to hear that,' I say 'But why are they doing that?'

'Just because I'm in the next f.u.c.kin' cell to you,' he says plaintively. I nod my understanding. 'They say you're going to describe me in your f.u.c.kin' book as a vicious criminal and they fear for your f.u.c.kin' safety. Do you think I'm f.u.c.kin' vicious?'

'You've given me no reason to believe so,' I reply.

'Well, now they're threatening my f.u.c.kin' mum, telling her that if she doesn't supply a f.u.c.kin' photo of me, they'll make it worse.'

'How?' I asked.

'By telling their f.u.c.kin' readers what I did.'

'I'm afraid you must phone your mother and explain to her that they'll do that in any case. By the way, what are you in for?'

'Murder,' he replies. 'But it wasn't my f.u.c.kin' fault.'

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