Chapter 285 (2/2)
Those who dare to teach tianxingmen openly are afraid that only evil people can do it.
”Sure enough, I'm a little numb when I'm good at it.” Simon was unfortunately slapped again.
”Pa! Bang! Bang
After several crackles, his face was swollen and he could not even speak. If he could speak, he would greet Ximen's unfortunate eighteen generations.
The sound of hand to face collision reverberated in the crowd for a long time. No one dared to stop Ximen. Unfortunately, even the people in tianxingmen were shocked. The balance is the highest among the people who come to tianxingmen. If others go up, they can only send a head.
Those who had echoed Tianping's words just now were too scared to move. They did not dare to breathe for fear that they would be caught out by Ximen, and then their faces would look like pigs. At the moment, the balance had completely lost sight of his original face, and he even fainted, and he didn't have a good tooth in his mouth.
Ximen unfortunately rubbed his hands and said to Tianping, ”Hello! Next time remember, move your hand and try not to move your mouth. If you don't dare to do it, you'll say it in vain. ”
Then he threw the balance out like a dead dog, and then returned to Longxing meteorite.
”Where do you count? It's not a hundred, is it? Let's get started Ximen unfortunately took out a fan and opened it with a crash.
”You are an interesting man.” Longxing meteorite took a more unfortunate look at Ximen.
”Is it? But I don't think it's interesting to fight with a big man like you Unfortunately, Ximen's eyes crossed the Dragon Star meteor and fell on a fox demon who was out of the body of jiuchongtian. He was full of light and touched his chin and said, ”wait a minute! Don't do it first, or you can go down and have a rest and let the fox demon sister come up. I like to talk about life with the fox demon sister most. ” With that, he wiped his mouth.
The fox demon in the demon family is enchanting and moving, and the whole body exudes endless enchantment. People can't help but feel that they are in their arms. Unfortunately, Ximen was still thinking about chasing girls at this critical point, let alone the girls of the demon clan. Many people almost vomited blood. Simon, unfortunately, this guy is usually insane. In the contest about the dignity of the Terran and the demon race, he can't take it seriously once. Does he have to do so many messy things?
”Hum! If you can beat me, I will let Xiaohu compete with you. ” Longxing meteorite said with pride.
”How much more trouble! Do you want to hear about my life? ” Simon, unfortunately, suddenly asked.
”Why should I know about your life experience?” Longxing meteorite feel inexplicable, fight on the fight, do you expect to rely on life experience to let people be merciful?
Everyone below felt extremely embarrassed. Some people began to scold the evil group. Did Simon suffer from brain damage? Every time I have to move my life experience out and tell it again. Am I bored? Does he really think this kind of kid can deal with the demon people?
”I don't think it's a mistake to put the hope of the Terran on an evil faction.” Cang Wanzi looked at Ximen's misfortune with some headache. He had heard more or less about Ximen's misfortune, and felt very uncomfortable in his heart.
Evil faction has always been excluded by the major sects and decent sects in the cultivation world. If anyone who wants to make a ”list of xiuzhenren's disgust”, the first is the Youmeng demon clan, the second is the demon clan, and the third is definitely the evil faction!However, at the moment, all the so-called noble and decent sects could not stand out, but Ximen, an evil sect, unfortunately came on the stage. Winning or not is the second most important thing. At least Ximen has the courage to stand up, which is much more backbone than the young people who claim to be respectable. But Ximen unfortunately stood up, and made a lot of embarrassing things, everyone can not see. It doesn't feel like he's giving a long face to the Terrans. Instead, he's humiliating the Terrans.
But Simon, unfortunately, doesn't care what others think! As usual, regardless of Longxing meteor's willingness to listen or not, Ximen unfortunately began to say:
”after listening to my life experience, you will not think that I am an interesting person. This can be said from a long time ago. When I was four years old, my grandmother drowned, my five-year-old grandfather died suddenly, my six-year-old father was killed by hatred, and my seven year old mother committed suicide. When I was eight years old, I was sold to the brothel because I was too good-looking. The lecherous old man ate tender grass and took off my pants. Only when I saw that I was a man, and because of my talent, I had never seen anyone before and after At first sight, he decided to take me as an apprentice.
The hapless old fellow heard what happened to me and named me Simon unfortunate.
But I always know that fate is in my own hands. I must learn to fight. I will not yield to fate. I decided to name myself Ximen unfortunate. Oh, no, Ximen chuixue. I want everyone to know that I am handsome. I want to prove to everyone that I am handsome... ”
Unfortunately, Ximen also sprinkled a bunch of flowers, and then he took out a flute and played a sad tone. His flute sound was long and sad. Many people quickly blocked their ears. Unfortunately, Ximen's tricks had great lethality, and they would hit the road if they were not careful. Many people have been hit by it.
”Damn it! Did Simon suffer from brain damage? The demon people are so powerful, how can they be knocked down by such a child? ”
”Yes! It's a disgrace to our people. If it works, I'll eat shit
Some people even want to kick him. It's embarrassing and singing. I don't know what's wrong with this guy's mind. It's strange if you can beat down the demon people with this childish method!
However, Ximen's unfortunate flute is still playing, and a sad atmosphere envelops the whole bacao village.
”Bang!”
No one thought that Longxing meteor suddenly put his hands on his chest, closed his eyes, and fell to the ground in a daze. Then he made a dull noise and knocked the ground out of a big hole. Then he was unconscious.
Oh, I'll wipe it! What about this one?
The demon clan is stupid! Terrans are stupid! All the creatures present are stupid!