Part 3 (1/2)

Chapter Four.

My Fat Boy roared past Edinburgh Sheriff Court, and I took my time making sure that all the punters saw us my Harley Davidson motorbike was my greatest marketing tool.

Slowly, I did a U-turn past the pompous statue of William Chambers before coming to a regal stop directly outside the gates to the Sheriff Court. There was a parking place for solo motorcycles further up the street, but I always parked Awesome where he could be seen.

Riding my bike was my greatest source of joy, a pretty sad indictment on my life. Awesome was eight years old, and I can't pretend that the one lady owner was careful. Oil dripped onto the road where I parked, but I wouldn't part with the Fat Boy for anything. The bike had been a twenty-first birthday gift from the one man who truly loved me. Unfortunately, I had an easier relations.h.i.+p with the bike than I had with my benefactor, Glasgow Joe.

The upside of riding a motorbike was that you could get through Edinburgh's congested streets and find a parking s.p.a.ce in relative safety from the parking wardens. The downside was that I had to arrive early to change out of my leathers.

As I dismounted, I remembered another drawback. Helmet hair.

It was 9.30 a.m. and the usual suspects were beginning to gather at the court entrance. Polyester suits were in abundance, and teenage girls with p.u.s.s.y pelmet skirts clung to the arms of aged Lotharios.

My eyes drank in the scene, looking for my clients. At least I didn't have to make them up any more. When I had first started building my practice, I noticed that the successful lawyers carried lots of files. They then made a great show of standing in the atrium of the court before the call-over of cases where they shouted out their clients' names. The more successful you were, the more names you hollered.

In the beginning I had one slim file. It was embarra.s.sing. To keep myself amused I took old, fat files out of storage, stood next to the busiest lawyers and barked out fict.i.tious names. The number of clients I called for, naturally, was always greater than my rivals.

Mary McLennan, the woman I would always think of as my mother, used to tell me, 'Be nice to those you meet on the way up, as you never know who you might need on the way down.' Feeling alone today, as usual, I wished that I had listened to her.

'Brodie!'

Panic ran through my veins. I wasn't expecting him to be at court today. Had I missed a date?

Moses Tierney sauntered out of the shadows. The leader of the Dark Angels and my most important client looked his customary picture of sartorial elegance. His peroxide hair was spiked and gelled with military precision, and kohl enhanced his grey, wolf-like eyes, making his skin seem even whiter.

The Dark Angels were rarely seen in daylight. Rather dramatically, they prided themselves upon being creatures of the darkness which is difficult in Scotland during the summer months. Recently I suspected that Moses was trying to model himself on the London gangsters of the Fifties. Moses had made it known that he was now a legitimate businessman, flas.h.i.+ng his money about and being a bit more careful about who he was dealing with which would have been bad news for me if it had been the truth. In fact, his few legitimate ventures required the services of commercial lawyers so I was able to refer him to my partners.

'What the f.u.c.k are you up to, Brodie?'

Moses grabbed me by the collar of my leather jacket, and pulled me into the corner, away from the gathering crowds.

'What do mean?' I genuinely had no idea why he was so upset.

'Look at that radge there.' Moses pointed into the opposite corner where a Dark Angel stood looking shame-faced. I would have placed him in his late twenties, so he was quite old to be a member of Moses' gang.

'Who is it?'

'See? That's my point, Brodie. You should know who he is.'

I had a good memory for faces and I definitely hadn't met this one.

'See, Brodie, when you let yourself down, you let me down. Know what I mean?'

Frankly, I didn't know what he meant, and it must have shown on my face.

'Do I have to spell it out for you? That gadge works for me and the a.r.s.ehole got himself lifted by the polis.'

I saw Moses' point now. I knew that I had never met this gang member, but it was customary that if a Dark Angel was arrested by the police, then they asked for me to represent them. I had never seen him before so he must have another lawyer representing him today. One of us was slipping, and there was no way even I could suggest it was Moses.

'Who is he?' I asked again.

'That a.r.s.ehole calls himself ”The Alchemist”. f.u.c.ker.'

'What's he into, Dungeons and Dragons? You the Dragon Master now, Moses?'

'Don't push it this is serious. The Alchemist's my chemist. Smart boy not smart enough, though. He's got a degree from Aberdeen University, he makes the legal drugs that I sell through my Internet business.'

'What's he up for? Possession? Intent to supply?'

'Naw, nothing like that. Big a.r.s.ehole just got himself done for breaking and entering.'

The surprise must have shown on my face as Moses proffered an unasked-for explanation.

'That t.w.a.t ...' he threw his head in the direction of the Alchemist, 'went to a private school, but he's got this romantic notion of being a criminal. Butch f.u.c.king Ca.s.sidy and the f.u.c.king Sundance Kid don't have a look-in with him. Of course, he's been fitted up on the present charge so he's pleading not guilty,' Moses hastily added.

No Dark Angel was ever found guilty of an offence it was more a question of what they knew rather than who they knew. Moses might be slinging mud at me today, but we both knew he was slipping if the Crown Office had decided to prosecute.

'Bring him across,' I said.

I was p.i.s.sed off. I was busy enough today without having to deal with a public-school t.o.s.s.e.r who had been given enough privileges in life to know better. I had to get him to sign a mandate saying that I was now representing him and then I'd have the aggro of handing the piece of paper over to the now-redundant lawyer in person. This would all be done in full view of the Edinburgh lawyers, compounding their belief that I was lining my own pockets at the cost of theirs.

Could this day get worse?

My mobile vibrated softly in my pocket. Five missed calls. Four from Glasgow Joe and one from Jack.

'Welcome to h.e.l.l,' I muttered under my breath.

'Sorry? I didn't catch what you said?'

The Alchemist had a soft, cultured voice, and the s.p.a.ced-out look that comes from permanent brain damage. Brain damage caused by handling too many hallucinogenic drugs with a hole in your rubber gloves.

'Sign this.'

I shoved the mandate under his nose. I could take the details later. Right now I had to find the lawyer who was supposed to be representing him and get the doc.u.ment to them.

'Who was supposed to be representing you?' I asked.

'Bridget Nicholson.'

s.h.i.+t. With the way my day was going I should have guessed it would be her.

As always, when I entered the agents' room I was struck by how bland it was. Not to mention the fact that there was absolutely no privacy.

Bridget Nicholson brushed her peroxide-blonde hair. She caught me looking distastefully at the hairs that were landing on her black court gown and falling on the floor.