Part 10 (1/2)

The chauffeur opened the door of the car as if he had been born to open motor-car doors, and Lady Turnour allowed herself to be helped out by her husband. Her jewel-bag clutched in her hand (she doesn't know me well enough yet to trust me with it, and hasn't had bagsful of jewels for long), she pa.s.sed her two servants without expending a look on them.

Sir Samuel followed, telling his chauffeur to have the automobile ready at the door again in an hour and a quarter; and we two Worms were left to our own resources.

”I shan't garage her,” said my fellow Worm of the car. ”I'll just drive her out of the way, where I can look over her a bit when I've s.n.a.t.c.hed something to eat. I'll take the fur rugs inside--you're not to bother, they're big enough to swamp you entirely. And then you--”

”Yes, then I--” I repeated desolately. ”What is to become of me?”

”Why, you're to have your lunch, of course,” he replied. ”I thought you said you were hungry.”

”So I am, starving. But--”

”Well?”

”Aren't you going to have a proper lunch?”

”A sandwich and a piece of cheese will do for me, because there are one or two little things to tinker up on the car, and an hour and a quarter isn't long. I think I shall bring my grub out of doors, and--But is anything the matter?”

”I can't go in and have lunch alone. I simply can't,” I confessed to the young man whose society I had intended to avoid like a pestilence. ”You see, I--I never--this is the first time.”

A look of comprehension flashed over his face.

”Yes, I see,” he said. ”Of course, the moment I heard your voice I realized that this wasn't your sort of work, but I didn't know you were quite so new to it as all that. You've never taken a meal in the couriers' room of an hotel?”

”No,” I confessed. ”At the Majestic Palace Lady Kil--that is, I decided to have everything brought up to my room, there.”

”By Jove, we are a strange pair! This is my first job, too, and so far I've been able to feed where I chose; but that's too good to last on tour. One must accommodate oneself to circ.u.mstances, and a man easily can. But you--I know how you feel. However, it's the first step that costs. Do you mind much?”

”It's the stepping in alone that costs the most,” I said.

”Well, I'm only too delighted if I can be of the least use. Let the car rip! I'll see to her afterward. Now I'm going to take care of you. You need it more than she does.”

What would Lady Kilmarny have said if she had heard my deliberate encouragement of the chauffeur, and his reckless response? What would she have thought if she could have seen us walking into the couriers'

dining-room, side by side, as if we had been friends for as many years as we'd really been acquaintances for minutes, leaving the car he was paid to cherish in his bosom sulking alone!

That sweet lady's face, surprised and reproachful, rose before my eyes, but I had no regrets. And instead of trembling with apprehension when I saw that the couriers' room was empty, I rejoiced in the prospect of lunching alone with the redoubtable chauffeur.

It was too early for the regular feeding hour of the _pensionnaires_, maids, and valets, and we sat down opposite each other at the end of a long table. A bored young waiter, with little to hope for in the way of _pourboires_, ambled off in quest of our food. I began to unfasten my head covering, and after a search for various fugitive pins I emerged from obscurity, like the moon from behind a cloud.

With a sigh of relief, I smiled at my companion; and it was only his expression of surprise which reminded me that he had been seeing me ”as through a gla.s.s darkly.”

I suppose, unless you are a sort of Sherlock Holmes of physiognomy, you can't map out a woman's face by a mere glimpse of eyes through a triangular bit of talc, already somewhat damaged by exposure to sun and wind.

It mayn't be good manners to look a gift motor-veil in the talc, but I must admit that, glad as I was of its protection, mine was somewhat the worse for certain bubbles, cracks, and speckles; so whether or no Mr.

Bane or Dane may combine the science of chauffeuring with that of physiognomy, it's certain that he had the air of being taken aback.

Of course, I know that I'm not exactly plain, and that the contrast between my eyes and hair is a little out of the common; so, as soon as I remembered that he hadn't seen me before, I guessed more or less what his almost startled look meant. Still, I suppose most girls--anyway, half-French, half-American girls--would have done exactly what I proceeded to do.

I looked as innocent as a fluffy chicken when it first sidles out of its eggsh.e.l.l into the wide, wide world; and said: ”Oh, I do hope I haven't a smudge on the end of my nose?”

”No,” replied the chauffeur, instantly becoming expressionless. ”Why do you ask?”