Part 2 (1/2)
”Smoke!”
”Smoke be d.a.m.ned,” I snarled, losing my temper.
”You know dashed well that our swags are in the bar, and we can't smoke without them.
”Well, then,” says Bill, ”I'll toss you to see who's to face the landlord.”
”Well, I'll be blessed!” I says. ”I'll see you further first. You have got a front. You mugged that stuff away, and you'll have to get us out of the mess.”
It made him wild to be called a mug, and we swore and growled at each other for a while; but we daren't speak loud enough to have a fight, so at last I agreed to toss up for it, and I lost.
Bill started to give me some of his points, but I shut him up quick.
”You've had your turn, and made a mess of it,” I said. ”For G.o.d's sake give me a show. Now, I'll go into the bar and ask for the swags, and carry them out on to the veranda, and then go back to settle up. You keep him talking all the time. You dump the two swags together, and smoke like sheol. That's all you've got to do.”
I went into the bar, got the swags front the missus, carried them out on to the veranda, and then went back.
Stiffner came in.
”Good morning!”
”Good morning, sir,” says Stiffner.
”It'll be a nice day, I think?”
”Yes, I think so. I suppose you are going on?”
”Yes, we'll have to make a move to-day.”
Then I hooked carelessly on to the counter with one elbow, and looked dreamy-like out across the clearing, and presently I gave a sort of sigh and said: ”Ah, well! I think I'll have a beer.”
”Right you are! Where's your mate?”
”Oh, he's round at the back. He'll be round directly; but he ain't drinking this morning.”
Stiffner laughed that nasty empty laugh of his. He thought Bill was whipping the cat.
”What's yours, boss?” I said.
”Thankee!... Here's luck!”
”Here's luck!”
The country was pretty open round there--the nearest timber was better than a mile away, and I wanted to give Bill a good start across the flat before the go-as-you-can commenced; so I talked for a while, and while we were talking I thought I might as well go the whole hog--I might as well die for a pound as a penny, if I had to die; and if I hadn't I'd have the pound to the good, anyway, so to speak. Anyhow, the risk would be about the same, or less, for I might have the spirit to run harder the more I had to run for--the more spirits I had to run for, in fact, as it turned out--so I says:
”I think I'll take one of them there flasks of whisky to last us on the road.”
”Right y'are,” says Stiffner. ”What'll ye have--a small one or a big one?”
”Oh, a big one, I think--if I can get it into my pocket.”