Part 18 (1/2)

Leblanc looked horrified. ”And kill the pa.s.sengers?”

”Why not? You heard what the good colonel said. Every one of us puts his own lousy little life after Earth's interests. What good are we to Earth alive right now? None at all. What harm will this s.h.i.+p do in Kloro hands? A h.e.l.l of a lot, probably.”

”Just why,” asked Mullen, ”did our men refuse to blow up the s.h.i.+p? They must have had a reason.”

”They did. It's the firmest tradition of Earth's military men that there must never be an unfavorable ratio of casualties. If we had blown ourselves up, twenty fighting men and seven civilians of Earth would be dead as compared with an enemy casualty total of zero. So what happens? We let them board, kill twenty-eight--I'm sure we killed at least that many--and let them have the s.h.i.+p.”

”Talk, talk, talk,” jeered Polyorketes.

”There's a moral to this,” said Stuart. ”We can't take the s.h.i.+p away from the Kloros. We might be able to rush them, though, and keep them busy long enough to allow one of us enough time to short the engines.”

”What?” yelled Porter, and Windham shushed him in fright.

”Short the engines,” Stuart repeated. ”That would destroy the s.h.i.+p, of course, which is what we want to do, isn't it?”

Leblanc's lips were white. ”I don't think that would work.”

”We can't be sure till we try. But what have we to lose by trying?”

”Our lives, d.a.m.n it!” cried Porter. ”You insane maniac, you're crazy!”

”If I'm a maniac,” said Stuart, ”and insane to boot, then naturally I'm crazy. But just remember that if we lose our lives, which is overwhelmingly probable, we lose nothing of value to Earth; whereas if we destroy the s.h.i.+p, as we just barely might, we do Earth a lot of good. What patriot would hesitate? Who here would put himself ahead of his world?” He looked about in the silence. ”Surely not you, Colonel Windham.”

Windham coughed tremendously. ”My dear man, that is not the question. There must be a way to save the s.h.i.+p for Earth without losing our lives, eh?”

”All right. You name it.”

”Let's all think about it. Now there are only two of the Kloros aboard s.h.i.+p. If one of us could sneak up on them and--”

”How? The rest of the s.h.i.+p's all filled with chlorine. We'd have to wear a s.p.a.cesuit. Gravity in their part of the s.h.i.+p is hopped up to Kloro level, so whoever is patsy in the deal would be clumping around, metal on metal, slow and heavy. Oh, he could sneak up on them, sure--like a skunk trying to sneak downwind.”

”Then we'll drop it all,” Porter's voice shook. ”Listen, Windham, there's not going to be any destroying the s.h.i.+p. My life means plenty to me and if any of you try anything like that, I'll call the Kloros. I mean it.”

”Well,” said Stuart, ”there's hero number one.”

Leblanc said, ”I want to go back to Earth, but I--”

Mullen interrupted, ”I don't think our chances of destroying the s.h.i.+p are good enough unless--”

”Heroes number two and three. What about you, Polyorketes, You would have the chance of killing two Kloros.”

”I want to kill them with my bare hands,” growled the farmer, his heavy fists writhing. ”On their planet, I will kill dozens.”

”That's a nice safe promise for now. What about you, Colonel? Don't you want to march to death and glory with me?”

”Your att.i.tude is very cynical and unbecoming, Stuart. It's obvious that if the rest are unwilling, then your plan will fall through.”

”Unless I do it myself, huh?”

”You won't, do you hear?” said Porter, instantly.

”d.a.m.n right I won't,” agreed Stuart. ”I don't claim to be a hero. I'm just an average patriot, perfectly willing to head for any planet they take me to and sit out the war.”

Mullen said, thoughtfully, ”Of course, there is a way we could surprise the Kloros.”

The statement would have dropped flat except for Polyorketes. He pointed a black-nailed, stubby forefinger and laughed harshly. ”Mr. Bookkeeper!” he said. ”Mr. Bookkeeper is a big shot talker like this d.a.m.ned greenie spy, Stuart. All right, Mr. Bookkeeper, go ahead. You make big speeches also. Let the words roll like an empty barrel.”

He turned to Stuart and repeated venomously, ”Empty barrel! Cripple-hand empty barrel. No good for anything but talk.”

Mullen's soft voice could make no headway until Polyorketes was through, but then he said, speaking directly to Stuart, ”We might be able to reach them from outside. This room has a C-chute I'm sure.”

”What's a C-chute?” asked Leblanc.

”Well--” began Mullen, and then stopped, at a loss.

Stuart said, mockingly, ”It's a euphemism, my boy. Its full name is 'casualty chute.' It doesn't get talked about, but the main rooms on any s.h.i.+p would have them. They're just little airlocks down which you slide a corpse. Burial at s.p.a.ce. Always lots of sentiment and bowed heads, with the captain making a rolling speech of the type Polyorketes here wouldn't like.”

Leblanc's face twisted. ”Use that to leave the s.h.i.+p?”

”Why not? Superst.i.tious? --Go on, Mullen.”

The little man had waited patiently. He said, ”Once outside, one could re-enter the s.h.i.+p by the steam-tubes. It can be done--with luck. And then you would be an unexpected visitor in the control room.”

Stuart stared at him curiously. ”How do you figure this out? What do you know about steam-tubes?”

Mullen coughed. ”You mean because I'm in the paper-box business? Well--” He grew pink, waited a moment, then made a new start in a colorless, unemotional voice. ”My company, which manufactures fancy paper boxes and novelty containers, made a line of s.p.a.ces.h.i.+p candy boxes for the juvenile trade some years ago. It was designed so that if a string were pulled, small pressure containers were punctured and jets of compressed air shot out through the mock steam-tubes, sailing the box across the room and scattering candy as it went. The sales theory was that the youngsters would find it exciting to play with the s.h.i.+p and fun to scramble for the candy.

”Actually, it was a complete failure. The s.h.i.+p would break dishes and sometimes. .h.i.t another child in the eye. Worse still, the children would not only scramble for the candy but would fight over it. It was almost our worst failure. We lost thousands.

”Still, while the boxes were being designed, the entire office was extremely interested. It was like a game, very bad for efficiency and office morale. For a while, we all became steam-tube experts. I read quite a few books on s.h.i.+p construction. On my own time, however, not the company's.”

Stuart was intrigued. He said, ”You know it's a video sort of idea, but it might work if we had a hero to spare. Have we?”

”What about you?” demanded Porter, indignantly. ”You go around sneering at us with your cheap wisecracks. I don't notice you volunteering for anything.”

”That's because I'm no hero, Porter. I admit it. My object is to stay alive, and s.h.i.+nnying down steam-tubes is no way to go about staying alive. But the rest of you are n.o.ble patriots. The colonel says so. What about you, Colonel? You're the senior hero here.”

Windham said, ”If I were younger, blast it, and if you had your hands, I would take pleasure, sir, in trouncing you soundly.”

”I've no doubt of it, but that's no answer.”

”You know very well that at my time of life and with my leg--” he brought the flat of his hand down upon his stiff knee-- ”I am in no position to do anything of the sort, however much I should wish to.”

”Ah, yes,” said Stuart, ”and I, myself, am crippled in the hands, as Polyorketes tells me. That saves us. And what unfortunate deformities do the rest of us have?”

”Listen,” cried Porter, ”I want to know what this is all about. How can anyone go down the steam-tubes? What if the Kloros use them while one of us is inside?”

”Why, Porter, that's part of the sporting chance. It's where the excitement comes in.”

”But he'd be boiled in the sh.e.l.l like a lobster.”