Part 43 (1/2)

”By the powers,” he exclaimed, in astonishment, ”but it is the real cratur!”

”Go on, O'Grady, go on, the others are all waiting while you are looking at it. If you feel too surprised to take it, pa.s.s the jug on.”

O'Grady grasped it. ”I will defind it wid me life!” he exclaimed. In the meantime the colonel had filled his mug.

”Gentlemen,” he said, solemnly, after raising it to his lips, ”O'Grady is right; it is Irish whisky, and good at that.”

”It is a cruel trick you've played on us,” O'Grady said, with a sigh, as he replaced the empty mug upon the table. ”I had almost forgotten the taste, and had come to take kindly to the stuff here. Now I shall have to go through it all again. It is like holding the cup to the lips of that old heathen Tartarus, and taking it away again.”

”Tantalus, O'Grady.”

”Och, what does it matter, when he has been dead and buried thousands of years, how he spilt his name. Where did you get it from, Terence?”

”I asked Herrara to try and find some for me at Lisbon; I thought it was most likely that some English merchant there would have laid in a stock, and it seems that he has found one.”

”Do you hear that, Colonel? There is whisky to be had at Lisbon, and us not know it.”

”Well, Captain O'Grady, all I can say is that I shall at dinner this evening move a vote of censure upon you as mess president for not having discovered the fact before.”

”Don't talk of dinner, Colonel; there is not one of us could think of sitting down to ration beef after such a male as we have had--and with whisky here, too! I move, Colonel, that no further mintion be made of dinner. I have no doubt that Terence will give us some divilled bones-- there is as much left on the table as we have eaten--before we start home to-night.”

”I will do that with pleasure. In fact, it is exactly what I reckoned upon,” Terence replied.

”I think, O'Grady, we must send to Lisbon for some of this.”

”Is it only think, Colonel? Faith, I would go down for it myself, if I had to walk with pays in my boots and to carry it back on me shoulders. Can I find Herrara there?” he asked.

”Yes, I can give you the address where he will be found.”

”Anyhow, Colonel,” O'Flaherty said, ”I must--and I'm sure all present will join me in the matter--protest against Captain O'Grady going down to Lisbon to fetch whisky for the mess. You must know, sir, as well as I do, that he would never return again, and we should probably hear some day that his body had been found by the side of the road with three or four empty kegs beside him.”

There was a general burst of agreement.

”Perhaps, Doctor O'Flaherty,” O'Grady said, in a tone of withering sarcasm, ”it's yourself who would like to be the messenger.”

”There might be a worse one,” O'Flaherty said, calmly; ”but as I believe that Captain Hall is going down on a week's leave to-morrow, I propose that he, being an Englishman, and therefore more trustworthy than any Irish member of the mess would be on such a mission, be requested to purchase some for the use of the mess, and to escort it back again. How much shall I say, Colonel?”

”That is a grave matter, and not to be answered hastily, Doctor. Let me see, there are thirty-two officers with the regiment. Now, what would you say would be a fair allowance per day for each man?”

”I should say half a bottle, Colonel. There are some of them won't take as much, but O'Grady will square matters up.”

”I protest against the insinuation,” O'Grady said, rising; ”and, moreover, I would observe, that it is mighty little would be left for me after each man had taken his whack.”

”That is sixteen bottles a day. For a continuance I should consider that too much; but seeing that we have been out of dacent liquor for a month, and may have but a fortnight after it arrives to make up for lost time, we will say sixteen bottles.”

”Make it three gallons,” O'Grady said, persuasively; ”we shall be having lots of men drop in when it gets known that we have got a supply.”

”There is something in that, O'Grady. Well, we will say three gallons-- that is, forty-two gallons for a fortnight. We will commission Captain Hall to bring back that quant.i.ty.”

”If you say forty-five, Colonel, it will give us a drop in our flasks to start with, and we are as likely to be fifteen days as fourteen, anyway.”