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”WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM? TOTAL ANNIHILATION AGAIN...?!?!” hollered the Sheriff as he rose from his throne and marched down the small steps as he headed to the man at arms who had delivered him the message.
”I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONS MY ASS...” he shrieked when he realised that the 2 champions didn't even manage to draw their weapons as they performed the siege against the demons.
”HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING AT ALL...?!?!” The Sheriff had slumped down on a 3 seater settee near his chamber when he read the report that the 550 plus armies had been snuffed out within a matter of minutes the moment they enter the battlefield.
Not a single one of them survived and the vultures are now becoming overly fat due to consuming the carcases there. The battlefield was littered with bodies, broken armour and weapons that would be a delight for me but I had my hands full at the moment for this additional stuff.
”Sheriff, the observers who stood at their safety zone reported that they had planned a strategy before entering a siege. They organised a blitzkrieg and at a blow of a whistle, they stormed forward.”
”The only demon this was available was the solitary Blacksmith demon there and they were about 100 over Imps armed with bows and spears. The rest of the demons were not seen at all.”
”When the armies had passed their safe one and enter almost reaching the mineshaft, plumes of black must explode from the ground and these plumes consist of black barbed spikes. Every single barbed spike had penetrated those advancing armies which stood no chance at all.”
”Their heavy class armour had little protection as the barbed spikes penetrated through them like it was made of paper. The whole 550 plus armies were vanquished within a minute or two.”
”The observers were shocked and had to be arranged for a psychiatric and psychological evaluation before they could even start work again. It may take about 2 weeks.”
”Isn't there anyone who would defeat them? These demons are rampaging the grounds and there gold in that mine to be collected. Definitely, some brave and brainless fool would be able to draw up a plan against them. How on earth are we going to claim that mineshaft in the first place? Carpet bombing? Napalm? What...?!?! ”
The Sheriff was exasperated at the thought of not being able to claim the mineshaft rather than thinking of how to defeat the demons instead. ”There must be a way, right?” he said as he lay down on the settee just like Cleopatra would normally do.
”There has been report of a band that had taken residency just outside the perimeter of Spottiswood just about 30 minutes from the demons encampment. They had been going through a series of party raids and the amazing thing is that they suffered zero casualties.” said a man at arms and were referring to the Band of Vagabonds which had set their hearth for the past month there.
”Can someone give me a viable report? They are living off this land and they are not paying taxes, right? Send an ambassador to that place and give me a detailed report.” the Sheriff commanded and a man at arms with 2 of his buddies went ahead to Camp Salvation that would almost take up 6 hours on a mount.
Otherwise they may use the town portal at Derby to Chesterfield then to Sheffield and down right to Leeds. It would save them time and they just need to rest their mounts in Derby and pick them up after their delegations.
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”Are you done with the rest of all that junk inside that trunk...” asked Matilda when the offscreen crew broke into a song and dance.
”Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside that trunk
I'm a get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump
Whatcha gonna do with all that ass
All that ass inside your jeans
I'm a make make make make you scream
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