316 7.44 An Unsuspecting Adventurer From Nuneaton. (1/2)
”Nom...Nom...Nom...These tender pork ribs are terrific Granny...its been so long since I've tasted this when it's cooked in salted beans. We used to have meat every week while fish, chicken and duck every other day. Niceeee...Nom...Nom...Nom...”
”Eat slowly, cutie pie...this family recipe is not going anywhere else, you know, except inside your tummy tum tum...Any news from the boy?”
”He sent me a message yesterday and sent his regards to you. Then he went on and on talking about Will.I.Am, he talked about the farm, he also talked about how the plants said HI to me and so on. He also mentions something about monsters and mining minerals and he gave the boy a dagger and the wooden buckler we got from the spoils and he made the boy as target practice with his archery.”
”I don't know what else he said because he kept continuing on and on saying about this and that and he never said anyone misses be at all. The only thing he said was to inform him when I'd be back...Urrrggghhh...!
BOYS...! Can't understand them at times...!”
”So Granny, you said I could bring these pork ribs along with me to replenish the Essense when I use the Cruising Along over a long period of time right? I didn't know foods like this would do just that because that boy told me to purchase salted eggs and dumplings only.”
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”Urrrgghh...that boy really...so cheapskate...!”
”Yes, cutie pie...meat is the best supplement to replenish your Essense and also your Health. Both at the same time, but meat has a cooling down period of 2 minutes and if you consume too much, it will end up around the edges and look like a wide vehicle.”
”Granny, you always talk about rounded around the edges and stuff like that. My metabolism rate is so high that if I eat a plate of rice it became a quarter only and I will become hungry in a few moments later.”
”That's why I never stop munching, Hii...Hii...Hii...! And that boy always eye on me whenever I'm snacking.”
”Heh Heh...you two seems like a wok and a ladle. No matter how gentle you are with them during cooking, there would always be sounds of friction. Alright..you had readied all your stuff already, right? I've gotten the maid to prepare you with the ribs. Once you feel your Essense had gone down to almost 15%, don't wait but open up the pack and eat along the way while on Cruising Along mode.”
”Thanks, Granny, you're the best...!”
Granny is always like this, always watching over all the little things and worry when I've got a single mosquito on my arms or legs. My father would be the one suffering from her endless chivvy. Hii...Hii...Hii...
My afternoon snack had been packed and it's time for me to bid adieu...I was literally smothered by Granny's kisses as she ushered me off to the door and I walked out and waved at her and made my journey back.
The person who handles the yellow banana boat was there and I rode on his stretched scrotum to get across safely and dry. I bade him farewell and he vanished into thin air afterwards.
The sun was shining warmly and I chose to take the same route as I came a week before. It's too early to engage Cruising Along since I was in no hurry to return back and I would reach there by 7 pm or so on normal walking speed.
”Heh...I got a whole pack of chips and chocolates inside my haversack so I need not worry if I do get hungry along the way. I've been alone for almost 2 seasons and I've gotten used to it. But I also can't wait to get back with the guys too.”
”I wonder what those guys were up to since I'm gone. Robin just sent me a long message while Jean Lethal was quiet the whole time, maybe he doesn't want to be a lampost in between me and Robin. Heh...he should get himself a local girl to keep himself company.”
*VOOM VOOM* *VOOM VOOM*
”What kind of sounds is that? It sounded like a Cruising Along had been activated somewhere...is that one of the guys welcoming me and wished to escort me back or something? But the sound seems to be awfully loud to be one of us...!”