314 7.42 Whaaaaaatttttt....?!? (2/2)
The moment I met myself in and called out for my Granny, the interior of a 2 storey mansion greeted me. It had high polish white marble flooring and a majestic staircase in front that leads to both the left and right side of the second floor.
There are two marble statue of an Eastern Dragon on the left side of the staircase and a pair of Eastern Tigers that looks to be about having a duel together. On the corner were a pulldown weighted grandfather clock and a highly polished red and black suit of full body armour.
There was a set of rosewood grand high back furniture, the seats were of cushy upholstery and the backs we're decorated with inlaid mother of pearl. A set of dining table for 10 people was on the other side of the house near to the serving kitchen where a maid dressed in a black and white uniform was standing by.
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Hanging chandeliers were set above the dining and seating area while the fireplace had been lighted as my it was designed right in the centre of the living room within a space built in the staircase.
Granny sauntered down from her bathroom in a flowing robe and glided down the stairs and held out her arms for me to fall into an embrace.
”Welcome back, my cutie pie. It's been so long since I've last met you after that wretched Sheriff of Nottingham gave me a nasty scare. How are you, my dearie? Wow...you looked magnificent in these new clothes and armour...By the way, is the boy outside now? You may say to him that I'm not feeling well and decided to take a rest. Actually, I hate to change back to my old clothes on the disguise.”
”No, Granny...he's now in Brotherton with 1 adventurer and a boy that he had bought off a slave trader and bought his freedom, yes...that's what he said to the boy.”
”Oh...you've got a new adventurer? He bought a slave and he gave his freedom? That's very 'Abraham Lincoln' of him. So he's out in Brotherton and he didn't send you over till the front door and left you to travel here all alone...? That's so 'Townsend Harris' of him.”
”So, have you eaten yet? You seemed to have grown a bit taller and a bit...how shall I say it...more fuller...? Come sit while I get the maid to heat up some supper for you...”
”Granniieeeee...how can you say I'm fat in a more subtle way the way you put it...! Not fair...It is just like that boy every time he eyes me when I have a snack during the time when he's so full of himself and ends up talking and talking and not letting anyone interrupt.”
”You're not fat, cutie pie...I mentioned you being full because you are being a lady...not rounded around the edges and needs a push every now and then to get through the small doorway. Heh...Heh...Heh...”
”Oh...it is a compliment if that is the case, then. I thought you are criticising me or something.”
”By the way, did the boy tried to touch you in any way? Kicking you in the cunt when he got the opportunity?”
”No...he just held his hands to dry my whole body, my clothes and even my bra and my panties...”
”HE WHAT WITH YOUR BODY, BRA AND PANTIES...? IT MEANS YOU ARE NO MORE A PURE FLOWER AND HAD BEEN INFILTRATED BY A BEE.....?!?”
”Grannniiieee...why are you using all the caps...? It causes me a headache and makes me want to puke...”
”HEADACHE...? PUKE...? I'M GOING TO KILL THAT BOY...!!!”
You see, ladies and gentleman, boys and girls...it pays to put your mind to work first before you open your mouth to speak. You get what I mean... Hahahahhaha...