301 7.29 Heaven And Earth Splitting Divine Blade? (2/2)
Jean Lethal stood up and retrieved the axe and pick and he finds that it was ok for him to wield those. ”What about my quarterstaff? Is it being crafted as well?”
”Uhhhh...your quarterstaff...uhh...how shall I say it yeah...?” I pretended to scratch at an imaginary itch on my head and looked at him with a fake sad face while pouting my lips...
”Oh...its alright if it's obliterated in the technique. You had provided me with 10 shillings, right? I could utilize that and acquire another one...” Jean Lethal sadly mumbled at the loss of his weapon that he had a hold on to for the preceding 3 months.
”Yeah...just too bad JL...it got destroyed in that process. It was horrible...! I heard a lot of cracking and splintering like as if it was made if matchsticks and it flared and burnt into a pile of ashes right before my eyes...it became a useless pile of shit afterwards and it's good to be used as compost...”
”A branch would be of a better use for your quarterstaff...*tsk* *tsk* *tsk*...how sad...i could hear as if your quarterstaff was begging for its life.... 'Tolong...Tolong...sakitnya...mati lah Aku...' It seemed to say to me.”
Hearing how I express the explicit details on the way his quarterstaff was being raped and mutilated, he can't help but fell to his knees just before an offscreen crew placed a cushy pillow so he won't hurt them.
He buried his face in his hands like as if someone had stolen candy from him and he sobbed uncontrollably. Another offscreen crew handed a box of tissues to Matilda and she took some out and passed it to Jean Lethal by fluttering it near his head.
Jean Lethal took a tissue and tore it into half before stiffing them up in his nostril while he wiped his eyes and tear-stained face.
”Yeah...your quarterstaff really had died and more to join the rest of the firewood but out from the ashes, came Gotham...!”
Matilda eyed me with quizzical looks because she believed every word I said when I narrated how the quarterstaff had failed to be created. She started conveyed me with suspicion because i could craft the axe and pick and why I failed to create a better quarterstaff. When I mentioned a new name, she even looked surprised and began asking me where is it?
”Come on Robin...stop bullying this poor and pathetic 3-month-old adventurer with no weapons except for an iron axe and pick. What is he going to do if he faced a BOSS like the other day? Manicure and Pedicure its claws?”
”Hahahahahaha....your pathetic quarterstaff is gone forever and is now being replaced by Gotham...presenting...Gotham...!!!”
I reached over behind the wall and brought out the upgraded quarterstaff that had ferrules of steel on both ends about a foot in length and large knobs on the front that looked like the fist of a wild boar.
”Is...Is...that my quarterstaff? You explained it perished...cracked and splintered and exploded into flames?”
”Well it did, didn't it? If not how it would be transformed into Gotham? You like the name or you want me to title it to another of your choice?” I asked and I handed him Gotham, the improved staff with the knobby fist of a wild boar at the end.
”Why Gotham? I like the new appearance and what you did to it. But the name with the first of a wild boar at both ends...should it be called Fisty instead?”
”Fisty...? No...No...No...No...No...It won't do because the moment you drive it into some monster's shit hole, you are going to be fisting it...No...No...No...Its pure torture for the monsters...Fisty could be spelt as Fiesty especially with you Englishman and your accent and all.”
”I'm French...remember...? Gotham, it is...its Got Ham right? Hohohohoho...”
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”Ah right...a Frenchie. I'd bear that in mind. Yeah, we have Nottingham, Rotherham, Amsterdam...why not Gotham and if you speak loosely and fast, it sounds like Got Them and if you speak slowly and drag those words it's gonna sound like Gold Thumb! Check it out on Google Translate and have fun hearing the slow and fast versions of these pronunciation. Hahahahaha...”
”Hey, it's not fair...I've got Vendetta, JL's got Gotham...and what did you name your sword?”
”Heaven and Earth Splitting Divine Blade?”