287 7.15 Knock, Knock, Knocking On Heavens Door...Yeah. (1/2)

Matilda slowly opened up one of her eyes and peeked at me standing in front of her. Droplets of warm blood mixed with the mucus of the BOSS's saliva slowly trickled down the blade of her sword and down onto her hands.

”Eeewwwww...it looks icky and yucky...how do I remove Vendetta out from here?” she said as a pool of blood began to form on her hands and trickle on the ground.

”Just move one step forward, maintain that position and run forward while holding the sword in the same manner and the BOSS's head will plop down. Once you had removed the sword, I have to remove mine and you can gather all the spoils. Be my guest...Hahahaha.”

She did exactly that after I had stepped away from the spot I was standing and the moment Vendetta was dislodged from the BOSS's chin, the massive head plopped down on the ground. It had a sort of stupid smiling face and part of the tongue was slithering out of the side of the mouth. Its eyes had two big 'X' on it, indicating that it had died and gone to heaven. Hahahahaha...

I went to the right side of the BOSS hind leg and pulled out my sword which I can say had been dead and need to be revived since it was bent in different angles...!!

The moment Matilda saw Bladeworks, she laughed hysterically at its state as it was bent totally out of proportion.

”Hahahahahaha....now your sword can't even swat a fly...Hahahahaha...its bent out of shape...Hahahhaa...I think it's fine for me to say that it's time to give Bladeworks a proper burial...Hahahahahhaa...”

Ladies and gentlemen, if you were to see my bent out of shape sword...you too would lower the flag at half-mast and blow the bugle...TAPS.

”Let's get out of here after you retrieve the spoils...” I began to stomp and try to bend it back so that it won't look so darn ridiculous on such a state and it managed to be less bent than it was before or someone would call it curly sword...hahahahaha.

”Where are the spoils? It's not dropping anything yet.” Matilda asked as peered around after she had wiped her hands and sword on the grassy patch and an offscreen crew helped to pour a bottle of mineral water to help Matilda rinse herself clean.

”Oh...its just here near the belly. All you need to do is find the lever and open the trap door and it will automatically drop out...Here...are you ready...? Whoops...here it comes...!!!” I exclaimed as I slammed the door open and piles of coins slide out, 2 small wooden chest, some scrolls and a few herbal pills slipped out.

”Hii...hii...hii...waaahhh....so many drops. I've never seen so many drops before. Hii...hii..hii...Robin...aren't you taking any of these?” as she stood near and all the spoils automatically deposited into her storage bag.

”Naaahh...you take them first. I've got to fix my sword first before I could go on an adventure with you. I've got a socket and a gem here on my sword, so it would be a waste if I just threw it aside.

I might be turning this into a broad short sword later with only one sharp edge. Who knows, I might turn it into a 4-foot sword.” I shrugged my shoulders as I looked forlornly at my Bladeworks that doesn't seem to fit and work in this era. Maybe I should forge something like a Japanese Sword.

”Hey...Matilda. Just want to ask you something. What are the chances of meeting some adventurers in a PVP?”

”Oh... if I encounter someone with a red name, I would flee and lie low. The last time I met with a BOSS was with 5 people in a party and everyone ran helter-skelter away when the BOSS appears.”

”But with you...Hahahahaha...before your poor sword turns into that pile of junk, I never guessed you would go and meet face to face with the BOSS head-on. By the way, what sort of mysticism that you used on the BOSS just now? I can see flames and balls of flames coming out from your hand out of nowhere.”

”Harry Pothead Magic...” I simply answered back and she was scuffing her head and hurried away when all the items from the trap door had been inserted into her storage bag and she headed towards me.

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