281 7.9 Grinding Time...Collect More Coins. Hahaha.. (1/2)

”Hello dull foxes, I won't be doing anything to you today since I'm looking for the normal ones. Can you direct me to them?” I implored to one of the dull foxes and it looked at me with its mournful look and its droopy ears.

”No wonder you are called a dull fox. Hehehe. Look at your droopy ears. You looked like a muddle head to me. Hehehehe. I won't kill any of you but I want to see if you could carry my weight or not... Hahahahaha.”

I patted one on the head and I swing my legs over and straddle the poor animal. It was shocking to find me straddling it's back, spat and hissed at me and tried to buck away. I was using its ears as its rein and soon I fell backwards as I slid off its smooth and rather silky fur.

”Hahahahahaha...” This is so funny as I lay on my back and made snow angels within the dried grass and leaves around me. ”Hahahahaha.....!” I laughed out loud because not only I find riding the dull fox was hilarious but I had a few thousand pieces of Refined Steel that could sustain me for years in this era.”

”Hahahahaha... You seemed to be enjoying yourself.” a soft girl's voice sounded around me and I saw a glint of flash before my eyes. I stopped what I was doing and lay spread eagle on the ground as a silhouette stepped over me and stood up with the morning's rays behind me.

”Had enough of your fun already? If you did, hand over that coin pouch over and we could call it even. I'd spare your life and I'd be on my way out of here...”

”Eeehhhh...? Is a bandit getting robbed in broad daylight? This can't be happening at all, right?” my thoughts raced through my mind frantically that this girl is trying to Rob me of my hard-earned money. NO WAY...!

”Can we discuss this I mean... Get to know each other a bit? I'm staying at the house behind here... Behind the garden patch over yonder near the stream.”

I implored at the girl who seemed intent of slicing my throat and let the mynah birds lay their nest inside the gaping wound. I saw the glint of the blade again and I instinctively gave a kick at her nether regions.

”Aaaawwwww... You dirty little bastard... That's really underhanded and do you know what...I'm a girl for chrissake...!!” The girl howled in pain and was now standing in a bizarre manner with her two thighs clutched tightly together. Men or women is the same. They have all the sensor nodes and nerves between their legs and one deliberate kick would leave them... in terrible unspeakable pain...!

I quickly back crawled and stood up confronting her with my stance, ready to pounce on her. Her name was Matilda... In green and that's what it says at the moment.

”A bandit that knows how to rob in daylight and yet claimed to be a girl when kicked in the cat? Meong meong? Feline?” I reasoned with her as I stayed in that wrestler's posture as she tried to step with her thighs clasped together.

”Curse you till damnation little bastard...! That house relates to my grandmother... What do you imply you reside here? There's no one living here except for her...! Ooooo... Wait till I get my hands on you....!”

Suddenly her green NPC name turned red as she started handling her short sword around and intimidate to cause bodily harm in a minute.” Eeehhhh... What happens to your name? It has turned red...!”

”It's War Mode dum dum... Why are you in War Mode all the time? You expect to get killed out here?” she hissed as she edged slowly as she brandished her sword above her head.

”Whoa... Whoa... That's your granny? I've been with her for two days now... Wait... How do you turn off War Mode?”

”Just think about it and pronounce 'Peace Mode' and you are done...! How long have you been born? Were you born yesterday or what...?” she sneered at me and expected to gore her short sword at me while I quickly visualised 'Peace Mode' in my senses and the name above me instantaneously turned to green.”

”Aw shucks...now I can't have my first PVP. Curse me and my charitable massive mouth.”

”So this is fancy pants medieval England fantasy game after all...Why didn't the elder remark about 'Peace and War Mode'? Does she have the purpose to restrain me here for her company? She could have invited me if I wished to and I won't care to keep an almost senile old lady company...”

”Hey...! I'm sorry ok...! I didn't mean to kick you there in your Meong Meong...you happen to stand with me between your body and you are brandishing a fierce-looking sword. Who on earth would one likes to be killed when he was having a little romp in the forest.”