Part 42 (1/2)
”Seven what, Hennessey? One would th--”
”And now, dear grannie, tell me one thing, only one little thing more.
About--that is, talking of rashes--”
”Rashers!”
”No, grannie, rashes--illnesses, you know, that take an epidemic form.”
”Well, what about them? Surely there isn't an epidemic in the square?”
”How many have you had, grannie?”
”Where? Had what?”
”Here, anywhere in the square, grannie.”
”Had what in the square?”
”Rashes.”
”I! Have a rash in the square!”
”Exactly. Have you ever--an epidemic, you know?”
”I have an epidemic in Berkeley Square? You must be crazy, Hennessey!”
”Probably, very likely, grannie. But have you? Tell me quickly! Have you?”
”Certainly not! As if any gentlewoman--”
”Answered, grannie, answered! Eight!”
”Eight what?”
”Questions. Thank you, dearest grannie. I knew you'd tell me, I knew you would!”
And the Prophet rushed from the room, leaving Mrs. Merillia in a condition that cannot be described and that not all the subsequent ministrations of Mrs. Fancy Quinglet were able to alleviate.
Having reached the hall, the Prophet hastily put on his coat and hat and called Mr. Ferdinand to him.
”Mr. Ferdinand,” he said, a.s.suming a fixed and stony dignity to conceal his agitation and dismay, ”I am leaving the house at once with the--the lady and gentleman who are in the library.”
At this description of the kids Mr. Ferdinand was very nearly seized with convulsions. However, as he said nothing and merely wrung his large hands, the Prophet, after a slight pause, continued,--
”I may be away some time, so if Mrs. Merillia should make any inquiry, you will say that I have left to pay a visit to some friends.”
”Yes, sir. Shall I tell Gustavus to pack your things?”
”Certainly not.”
The Prophet was turning towards the library when Mr. Ferdinand added,--