Part 18 (1/2)

And there he saw the last of the Gairfowl, standing up on the Allalonestone, all alone. And a very grand old lady she was, full three feet high, and bolt upright, like some old Highland chieftainess. She had on a black velvet gown, and a white pinner and ap.r.o.n, and a very high bridge to her nose (which is a sure mark of high breeding), and a large pair of white spectacles on it, which made her look rather odd: but it was the ancient fas.h.i.+on of her house.

And instead of wings, she had two little feathery arms, with which she fanned herself, and complained of the dreadful heat; and she kept on crooning an old song to herself, which she learnt when she was a little baby-bird, long ago--

”_Two little birds they sat on a stone, One swam away, and then there was one, With a fal-lal-la-lady._

”_The other swam after, and then there was none, And so the poor stone was left all alone; With a fal-lal-la-lady._”

It was ”flew” away, properly, and not ”swam” away: but, as she could not fly, she had a right to alter it. However, it was a very fit song for her to sing, because she was a lady herself.

Tom came up to her very humbly, and made his bow; and the first thing she said was--

”Have you wings? Can you fly?”

”Oh, dear, no, ma'am; I should not think of such a thing,” said cunning little Tom.

”Then I shall have great pleasure in talking to you, my dear. It is quite refres.h.i.+ng nowadays to see anything without wings. They must all have wings, forsooth, now, every new upstart sort of bird, and fly. What can they want with flying, and raising themselves above their proper station in life? In the days of my ancestors no birds ever thought of having wings, and did very well without; and now they all laugh at me because I keep to the good old fas.h.i.+on. Why, the very marrocks and dovekies have got wings, the vulgar creatures, and poor little ones enough they are; and my own cousins too, the razor-bills, who are gentlefolk born, and ought to know better than to ape their inferiors.”

And so she was running on, while Tom tried to get in a word edgeways; and at last he did, when the old lady got out of breath, and began fanning herself again; and then he asked if she knew the way to s.h.i.+ny Wall.

”s.h.i.+ny Wall? Who should know better than I? We all came from s.h.i.+ny Wall, thousands of years ago, when it was decently cold, and the climate was fit for gentlefolk; but now, what with the heat, and what with these vulgar-winged things who fly up and down and eat everything, so that gentlepeople's hunting is all spoilt, and one really cannot get one's living, or hardly venture off the rock for fear of being flown against by some creature that would not have dared to come within a mile of one a thousand years ago--what was I saying? Why, we have quite gone down in the world, my dear, and have nothing left but our honour. And I am the last of my family. A friend of mine and I came and settled on this rock when we were young, to be out of the way of low people. Once we were a great nation, and spread over all the Northern Isles. But men shot us so, and knocked us on the head, and took our eggs--why, if you will believe it, they say that on the coast of Labrador the sailors used to lay a plank from the rock on board the thing called their s.h.i.+p, and drive us along the plank by hundreds, till we tumbled down into the s.h.i.+p's waist in heaps; and then, I suppose, they ate us, the nasty fellows! Well--but--what was I saying? At last, there were none of us left, except on the old Gairfowlskerry, just off the Iceland coast, up which no man could climb. Even there we had no peace; for one day, when I was quite a young girl, the land rocked, and the sea boiled, and the sky grew dark, and all the air was filled with smoke and dust, and down tumbled the old Gairfowlskerry into the sea. The dovekies and marrocks, of course, all flew away; but we were too proud to do that. Some of us were dashed to pieces, and some drowned; and those who were left got away to Eldey, and the dovekies tell me they are all dead now, and that another Gairfowlskerry has risen out of the sea close to the old one, but that it is such a poor flat place that it is not safe to live on: and so here I am left alone.”

This was the Gairfowl's story, and, strange as it may seem, it is every word of it true.

”If you only had had wings!” said Tom; ”then you might all have flown away too.”

”Yes, young gentleman: and if people are not gentlemen and ladies, and forget that _n.o.blesse oblige_, they will find it as easy to get on in the world as other people who don't care what they do. Why, if I had not recollected that _n.o.blesse oblige_, I should not have been all alone now.” And the poor old lady sighed.

”How was that, ma'am?”

”Why, my dear, a gentleman came hither with me, and after we had been here some time, he wanted to marry--in fact, he actually proposed to me.

Well, I can't blame him; I was young, and very handsome then, I don't deny: but, you see, I could not hear of such a thing, because he was my deceased sister's husband, you see?”

”Of course not, ma'am,” said Tom; though, of course, he knew nothing about it. ”She was very much diseased, I suppose?”

”You do not understand me, my dear. I mean, that being a lady, and with right and honourable feelings, as our house always has had, I felt it my duty to snub him, and howk him, and peck him continually, to keep him at his proper distance; and, to tell the truth, I once pecked him a little too hard, poor fellow, and he tumbled backwards off the rock, and--really, it was very unfortunate, but it was not my fault--a shark coming by saw him flapping, and snapped him up. And since then I have lived all alone----

'_With a fal-lal-la-lady._'

And soon I shall be gone, my little dear, and n.o.body will miss me; and then the poor stone will be left all alone.”

”But, please, which is the way to s.h.i.+ny Wall?” said Tom.

”Oh, you must go, my little dear--you must go. Let me see--I am sure--that is--really, my poor old brains are getting quite puzzled. Do you know, my little dear, I am afraid, if you want to know, you must ask some of these vulgar birds about, for I have quite forgotten.”

And the poor old Gairfowl began to cry tears of pure oil; and Tom was quite sorry for her; and for himself too, for he was at his wit's end whom to ask.

[Ill.u.s.tration]

But by there came a flock of petrels, who are Mother Carey's own chickens; and Tom thought them much prettier than Lady Gairfowl, and so perhaps they were; for Mother Carey had had a great deal of fresh experience between the time that she invented the Gairfowl and the time that she invented them. They flitted along like a flock of black swallows, and hopped and skipped from wave to wave, lifting up their little feet behind them so daintily, and whistling to each other so tenderly, that Tom fell in love with them at once, and called them to know the way to s.h.i.+ny Wall.