Part 5 (1/2)
When they came to the old dame's school, all the children came out to see. And the old dame came out too; and when she saw Sir John, she curtsied very low, for she was a tenant of his.
”Well, dame, and how are you?” said Sir John.
”Blessings on you as broad as your back, Harthover,” says she--she didn't call him Sir John, but only Harthover, for that is the fas.h.i.+on in the North country--”and welcome into Vendale: but you're no hunting the fox this time of the year?”
”I am hunting, and strange game too,” said he.
”Blessings on your heart, and what makes you look so sad the morn?”
”I'm looking for a lost child, a chimney-sweep, that is run away.”
”Oh, Harthover, Harthover,” says she, ”ye were always a just man and a merciful; and ye'll no harm the poor little lad if I give you tidings of him?”
”Not I, not I, dame. I'm afraid we hunted him out of the house all on a miserable mistake, and the hound has brought him to the top of Lewthwaite Crag, and----”
Whereat the old dame broke out crying, without letting him finish his story.
”So he told me the truth after all, poor little dear! Ah, first thoughts are best, and a body's heart'll guide them right, if they will but hearken to it.” And then she told Sir John all.
”Bring the dog here, and lay him on,” said Sir John, without another word, and he set his teeth very hard.
And the dog opened at once; and went away at the back of the cottage, over the road, and over the meadow, and through a bit of alder copse; and there, upon an alder stump, they saw Tom's clothes lying. And then they knew as much about it all as there was any need to know.
And Tom?
Ah, now comes the most wonderful part of this wonderful story. Tom, when he woke, for of course he woke--children always wake after they have slept exactly as long as is good for them--found himself swimming about in the stream, being about four inches, or--that I may be accurate--3.87902 inches long, and having round the parotid region of his fauces a set of external gills (I hope you understand all the big words) just like those of a sucking eft, which he mistook for a lace frill, till he pulled at them, found he hurt himself, and made up his mind that they were part of himself, and best left alone.
In fact, the fairies had turned him into a water-baby.
A water-baby? You never heard of a water-baby. Perhaps not. That is the very reason why this story was written. There are a great many things in the world which you never heard of; and a great many more which n.o.body ever heard of; and a great many things, too, which n.o.body will ever hear of, at least until the coming of the Cocqcigrues, when man shall be the measure of all things.
”But there are no such things as water-babies.”
How do you know that? Have you been there to see? And if you had been there to see, and had seen none, that would not prove that there were none. And no one has a right to say that no water-babies exist, till they have seen no water-babies existing; which is quite a different thing, mind, from not seeing water-babies; and a thing n.o.body ever did, or perhaps ever will do.
”But surely if there were water-babies, somebody would have caught one at least?”
Well. How do you know that somebody has not?
”But they would have put it into spirits, or into the _Ill.u.s.trated News_, or perhaps cut it into two halves, poor dear little thing, and sent one to Professor Owen, and one to Professor Huxley, to see what they would each say about it.”
Ah, my dear little man! that does not follow at all, as you will see before the end of the story.
”But a water-baby is contrary to nature.”
Well, but, my dear little man, you must learn to talk about such things, when you grow older, in a very different way from that. You must not talk about ”ain't” and ”can't” when you speak of this great wonderful world round you, of which the wisest man knows only the very smallest corner, and is, as the great Sir Isaac Newton said, only a child picking up pebbles on the sh.o.r.e of a boundless ocean.
You must not say that this cannot be, or that that is contrary to nature. You do not know what Nature is, or what she can do; and n.o.body knows. Wise men are afraid to say that there is anything contrary to nature, except what is contrary to mathematical truth; for two and two cannot make five, and two straight lines cannot join twice, and a part cannot be as great as the whole, and so on (at least, so it seems at present): but the wiser men are, the less they talk about ”cannot.” That is a very rash, dangerous word, that ”cannot”; and if people use it too often, the Queen of all the Fairies, who makes the clouds thunder and the fleas bite, and takes just as much trouble about one as about the other, is apt to astonish them suddenly by showing them, that though they say she cannot, yet she can, and what is more, will, whether they approve or not.