Part 36 (1/2)
”But, anyhow,” he concluded, ”there's still five of us left, Mr.
Birsky; so you and Zapp get out on right and left field and we'll see what we can do.”
He crossed over to the home plate and pounded the earth with the end of his bat.
”All right, boys,” he called. ”Play ball!”
Louis Birsky limped wearily from the cutting room, where he had been busy since seven o'clock exercising the functions of his absent designer.
”Oo-ee!” he exclaimed as he reached the firm's office. ”I am stiff like I would got the rheumatism already.”
Barney Zapp sat at his desk, with a pile of newly opened mail in front of him, and he scowled darkly at his partner, who sank groaning into the nearest chair.
”I give you my word, Barney,” Birsky went on, ”if that old _Rosher_ would of kept us a minute longer throwing that _verfluchte Bobky_ round, understand me--never mind he wouldn't come in here and buy a big order from us this morning--I would of wrung his neck for him. What does he think we are, anyway--children?”
Zapp only grunted in reply. He was nursing a badly strained wrist as the result of two hours' fielding for Jonas Eschenbach; and thus handicapped he had been performing the duties of Joseph Bogin, the shop foreman, who only that morning had sent by his wife a formal note addressed to Birsky & Zapp. It had been written under the advice of counsel and it announced Bogin's inability to come to work by reason of injuries received through the agency of Birsky & Zapp, and concluded with the notice that an indemnity was claimed from the funds of the mutual aid society, ”without waiving any other proceedings that the said Joseph Bogin might deem necessary to protect his interests in the matter.”
”_Nu_, Zapp,” Birsky said after Zapp had shown him Bogin's note, ”you couldn't prevent a crook like Bogin suing you if he wants to, understand me; and I bet yer when Eschenbach comes in here this afternoon he would buy from us such a bill of goods that Bogin's and Golnik's claims wouldn't be a bucket of water in the ocean.”
For answer to this optimistic prophecy Zapp emitted a short and mirthless laugh, while he handed to his partner another letter, which read as follows:
HOTEL PRINCE CLARENCE,--_Sunday night_.
FRIEND BIRSKY: As I told you Sat.u.r.day, lots of things might happen before Monday, which they did happen; so that I cannot look over your sample line on account I am obliged to leave for Cordova right away. Please excuse me; and, with best wishes for the success of your society, I am
Yours truly,
JONAS ESCHENBACH.
P.S. I will be back in New York a free man not later than next week at the latest, and the first thing I will call at your place. We will talk over then the society and what happens with your designer yesterday, which I do not antic.i.p.ate he will make you any trouble--and the other man, neither.
J. E.
”Well,” Birsky commented as he returned the letter to Zapp, ”what of it?”
”What of it!” Zapp exclaimed. ”You are reading such a letter and you ask me what of it?”
”Sure,” Birsky replied; ”I says what of it and I mean what of it! Is it such a terrible thing if we got to wait till next week before Eschenbach gives us the order, Zapp?”
”If he gives us the order next week!” Zapp retorted, ”because, from the way he says nothing about giving us an order _oder_ looking over our sample line, Birsky, I got my doubts.”
”_Schmooes_, you got your doubts!” Birsky cried. ”The feller says as plain as daylight----” Here he seized the letter to refresh his memory.
”He says,” Birsky continued: ”'P.S. I will be back in New York a free man not later than next week at the latest, and the first thing I will call at your place.' Ain't that enough for you?”
Zapp shrugged his shoulders in a non-committal fas.h.i.+on.
”I would wait till next week first,” he said, ”before I would congratulate myself on that order.”
Birsky rose painfully to his feet.