Part 24 (1/2)
”And you'll be in the chorus for the duet,” said Bucket. ”Nearby in the chorus.” in the chorus.”
Agnes sighed. ”Yes, I know. Come on, Christine.”
”Dear Perdita...” said Christine.
Nanny watched them go. Then she said, ”I'll have that cup if you've finished with it.”
”Oh. Yes. Yes, it was very nice,” said Bucket.
”Er...I had a bit of an accident up at the Boxes,” said Nanny.
Bucket clutched at his chest. ”How many died?”
”Oh, no one died, no one died. They got a bit damp because I spilled some champagne.”
Bucket sagged with relief. ”Oh, I wouldn't worry about that,” he said.
”When I say spilled...I mean, it went on happening...”
He waved her away. ”It cleans up well off the carpet,” he said.
”Does it stain ceilings?”
”Mrs....?”
”Ogg.”
”Please just go away.”
Nanny nodded, gathered up the teacups and wandered out of the office. If no one questioned an old lady with a tray of tea, they certainly weren't bothered about one behind a pile of was.h.i.+ng-up. Was.h.i.+ng-up is a badge of members.h.i.+p anywhere.
As far as Nanny Ogg was concerned, was.h.i.+ng-up was also something that happened to other people, but she felt that it might be a good idea to stay in character. She found an alcove with a pump and a sink in it, rolled up her sleeves, and set to work.
Someone tapped her on the shoulder.
”You shouldn't do that, you know,” said a voice. ”That's very unlucky.”
She glanced around at a stagehand.
”What, was.h.i.+ng-up causes seven years' bad luck?” she said.
”You were whistling.”
”Well? I always whistle when I'm thinkin'.”
”You shouldn't whistle onstage, I meant.”
”It's unlucky?”
”I suppose you could say that. We use whistle codes when we're s.h.i.+fting the scenery. Having a sack of sandbags land on you could could be unlucky, I suppose.” be unlucky, I suppose.”
Nanny glanced up. His gaze followed hers. Just here the ceiling was about two feet away.
”It's just safest not to whistle,” the boy mumbled.
”I'll remember that,” said Nanny. ”No whistlin'. Interestin'. We do live and learn, don't we?”
The curtain went up on Act Two. Nanny watched from the wings.
The interesting thing was the way in which people contrived to keep one hand higher than their necks in case of accidents accidents. There seemed to be far more salutes and waves and dramatic gestures than were strictly called for in the opera.
She watched the duet between Iodine and Bufola, possibly the first in the history of the opera where both singers kept their eyes turned resolutely upward.
Nanny enjoyed music, as well. If music were the food of love, she was game for a sonata and chips at any time. But it was clear that the sparkle had gone out of things tonight.
She shook her head.
A figure moved through the shadows behind her, and reached out. She turned, and looked at a fearsome face.
”Oh, h.e.l.lo, Esme. How did you get in?”
”You've still got the tickets so I had to talk to the man on the door. But he'll be right as rain in a minute or two. What's been happening?”
”Well...the Duke's sung a long song to say that he must be going, and the Count has sung a song saying how nice it is in the springtime, and a dead body's fallen out of the ceiling.”
”That goes on a lot in opera, does it?”
”Shouldn't think so.”
”Ah. In the theater, I've noticed, if you watch dead bodies long enough you can see them move.”
”Doubt if this one'll move. Strangled. Someone's murdering opera people. I bin chatting to the ballet girls.”
”Indeed?”
”It's this Ghost they're all talking about.”
”Hmm. Wears one of those black opera suits and a white mask?”
”How did you know that?”
Granny looked smug.
”I mean, I can't imagine who'd want to murder opera people...” Nanny thought of the expression on Dame Timpani's face. ”Except p'raps other opera people. And p'raps the musicians. And some of the audience, p'raps.”