Part 18 (2/2)

”Oh, you know how it is when you're young,” said Nanny dreamily. ”It was doodle, doodle, doodle all summer long.” She awoke from her reverie. ”And I still weigh the same now as I did then,” she added.

”Except that it's s.h.i.+fted,” said Granny, nastily.

She handed the sketch back to Goatberger. ”That's her all right,” she said. ”But it's out by about sixty years and several layers of clothing. This is Gytha Ogg, right here.”

”You're telling me this this came up with Bananana Soup Surprise?” came up with Bananana Soup Surprise?”

”Did you try it?” said Nanny.

”Mr. Cropper the head printer did, yes.”

”Was he surprised?”

”Not half as surprised as Mrs. Cropper.”

”It can take people like that,” said Nanny. ”I think perhaps I overdo the nutmeg.”

Goatberger stared at her. Doubt was beginning to a.s.sail him. You only had to look at Nanny Ogg grinning back at you to believe she could could write something like write something like The Joye of Snacks The Joye of Snacks.

”Did you really write this?” he said.

”From memory,” said Nanny, proudly.

”And now she'd like some money,” said Granny.

Mr. Goatberger's face twisted up as though he'd just eaten a lemon and washed it down with vinegar.

”But we gave her the money back back,” he said.

”See?” said Nanny, her face falling. ”I told you, Esme-”

”She wants some more,” said Granny.

”No, I don't-”

”No, she doesn't!” Goatberger agreed.

”She does,” said Granny. ”She wants a little bit of money for every book you've sold.”

”I don't expect to be treated like royalty,” said Nanny.*

”You shut up,” said Granny. ”I know what you want. We want some money, Mr. Goatberger.”

”And what if I won't give it to you?”

Granny glared at him.

”Then we shall go away and think about what to do next,” she said.

”That's no idle threat,” said Nanny. ”There's a lot of people've regretted Esme thinking about what to do next.”

”Come back when you've thought, then!” snapped Goatberger. He stormed off. ”I don't know, authors wanting to be paid, good grief-”

He disappeared among the stacks of books.

”Er...do you think that could have gone better?” said Nanny.

Granny glanced at the table beside them. It was stacked with long sheets of paper. She nudged a dwarf, who had been watching the argument with some amus.e.m.e.nt.

”What're these?” she said.

”They're proofs for the Almanack.” He saw her blank expression. ”They're sort of a trial run for the book so's we can check that all the spelling mistakes have been left in.”

Granny picked it up. ”Come, Gytha,” she said.

”I don't want trouble, Esme,” said Nanny Ogg as she hurried after her. ”It's only money.”

”It ain't money any more,” said Granny. ”It's a way of keepin' score.”

Mr. Bucket picked up a violin. It was in two pieces, held together by the strings. One of them broke.

”Who'd do something like this?” he said. ”Honestly, Salzella...what is is the difference between opera and madness?” the difference between opera and madness?”

”Is this a trick question?”

”No!”

”Then I'd say: better scenery. Ah...I thought so...”

Salzella rooted among the destruction, and stood up with a letter in his hand.

”Would you like me to open it?” he said. ”It's addressed to you.”

Bucket shut his eyes.

”Go on,” he said. ”Don't bother about the details. Just tell me, how many exclamation marks?”

”Five.”

”Oh.”

Salzella pa.s.sed the paper over.

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