9 System Update (2/2)

”But wait a minute... if I now have a muscular form, where's my w*iner? Where the f*** is my d**k?!”

”WHAT THE HECK DID THEY DO TO MY WEE WEE?!”

As anger slowly filled my mind, I looked up in the sky and shouted, ”Curse you perry the platypus!”

”Ha... Phew. That deals with one problem gone. At least I don't feel frustrated now.”

My mind calmed down, and I looked around.

My eyes widened as I saw that I was in the middle of a crater.

”Did I cause this?”, I wondered.

”Well, since I'm in the dead centre of it, I guess I did. Not that I'm proud of it, but heck, I did yet another thing without realising my potential.”

And then, after my d**kless misery, the system finally decided to show up.

\u003cSystem Updated.\u003e

\u003cSystem is now level 2.\u003e

\u003cResponse system is now available.\u003e

Before I could react, a blue translucent pop-up window showed all the things the system had just stated. And an additional window popped up.

\u003cThe system will now work on a visual basis.\u003e

I now had mixed feelings towards the system but with my constant answer-seeking mind I wondered, ”Is this all the updated system can do?”

And to my surprise, the system replied.

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Species: Lesser Lich

Title: [Slayer]

Level: 230

Rank: B

Status: Unknown

Soul Count: 17

Pet(s): [BDSM]

Skills: [Calculative thinking(2)] [Anger(2)] [Poisoner(1)] [Endurance(99)] [Tamer(1)]

Equipment:

Swords: [Poise]

Armour: [Leather Boots] [Leather Glove]

Shield: [Dominator's Shield \u003cdeactivated\u003e]

Tools: None