Part 33 (1/2)
223 which the mischievous Jackdaws had for years been engaged in stealing from the villages and cities they visited.
There was an immense fortune lying in that inaccessible nest; and Tip's suggestion was, with the Scarecrow's consent, quickly acted upon.
They selected all the newest and cleanest bills and a.s.sorted them into various piles. The Scarecrow's left leg and boot were stuffed with five- dollar bills; his right leg was stuffed with ten-dollar bills, and his body so closely filled with fifties, one-hundreds and one-thousands that he could scarcely b.u.t.ton his jacket with comfort.
”You are now” said the Woggle-Bug, impressively, when the task had been completed, ”the most valuable member of our party; and as you
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224 are among faithful friends there is little danger of your being spent.”
”Thank you,” returned the Scarecrow, gratefully. ”I feel like a new man; and although at first glance I might be mistaken for a Safety Deposit Vault, I beg you to remember that my Brains are still composed of the same old material. And these are the possessions that have always made me a person to be depended upon in an emergency.”
”Well, the emergency is here,” observed Tip; ”and unless your brains help us out of it we shall be compelled to pa.s.s the remainder of our lives in this nest.”
”How about these wis.h.i.+ng pills?” enquired the Scarecrow, taking the box from his jacket pocket. ”Can't we use them to escape?”
”Not unless we can count seventeen by twos,” answered the Tin Woodman. ”But our friend the Woggle-Bug claims to be highly educated, so he ought easily to figure out how that can be done.”
”It isn't a question of education,” returned the Insect; ”it's merely a question of mathematics. I've seen the professor work lots of sums on the blackboard, and he claimed anything could be done with x's and y's and a's, and such things, by mixing them up with plenty of plusses and minuses and equals, and so forth. But he never said anything, so far as
225 I can remember, about counting up to the odd number of seventeen by the even numbers of twos.”
”Stop! stop!” cried the Pumpkinhead. ”You're making my head ache.”
”And mine,” added the Scarecrow. ”Your mathematics seem to me very like a bottle of mixed pickles the more you fish for what you want the less chance you have of getting it. I am certain that if the thing can be accomplished at all, it is in a very simple manner.”
”Yes,” said Tip. ”old Mombi couldn't use x's and minuses, for she never went to school.”
”Why not start counting at a half of one?” asked the Saw-Horse, abruptly.
”Then anyone can count up to seventeen by twos very easily.”
They looked at each other in surprise, for the Saw-Horse was considered the most stupid of the entire party.
”You make me quite ashamed of myself,” said the Scarecrow, bowing low to the Saw-Horse.
”Nevertheless, the creature is right,” declared the Woggle-Bug; for twice one-half is one, and if you get to one it is easy to count from one up to seventeen by twos.”
”I wonder I didn't think of that myself,” said the Pumpkinhead.
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”I don't,” returned the Scarecrow. ”You're no wiser than the rest of us, are you? But let us make a wish at once. Who will swallow the first pill?”
”Suppose you do it,” suggested Tip.