Part 20 (2/2)

The others followed his gaze, and discovered coming toward them the most extraordinary object they had ever beheld. It advanced quickly and

142 noiselessly over the soft gra.s.s and in a few minutes stood before the adventurers and regarded them with an astonishment equal to their own.

The Scarecrow was calm under all circ.u.mstances.

”Good morning!” he said, politely.

The stranger removed his hat with a flourish, bowed very low, and then responded:

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”Good morning, one and all. I hope you are, as an aggregation, enjoying excellent health. Permit me to present my card.”

With this courteous speech it extended a card toward the Scarecrow, who accepted it, turned it over and over, and handed it with a shake of his head to Tip.

The boy read aloud:

”MR. H. M. WOGGLE-BUG, T. E.”

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”Dear me!” e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.ed the Pumpkinhead, staring somewhat intently.

”How very peculiar!” said the Tin Woodman.

Tip's eyes were round and wondering, and the Saw-Horse uttered a sigh and turned away its head.

”Are you really a Woggle-Bug?” enquired the Scarecrow.

”Most certainly, my dear sir!” answered the stranger, briskly. ”Is not my name upon the card?”

”It is,” said the Scarecrow. ”But may I ask what 'H. M.' stands for?”

”'H. M.' means Highly Magnified,” returned the Woggle-Bug, proudly.

”Oh, I see.” The Scarecrow viewed the stranger critically. ”And are you, in truth, highly magnified?”

”Sir,” said the Woggle-Bug, ”I take you for a gentleman of judgment and discernment. Does it not occur to you that I am several thousand times greater than any Woggle-Bug you ever saw before? Therefore it is plainly evident that I am Highly Magnified, and there is no good reason why you should doubt the fact.”

”Pardon me,” returned the Scarecrow. ”My brains are slightly mixed since I was last laundered. Would it be improper for me to ask, also, what the 'T.E.' at the end of your name stands for?”

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