Part 48 (2/2)

”Yes--that comes, too, sooner or later, Have you nerve enough to make your bow yet?”

Mrs. Hauksbee's mouth shut grimly. Then she laughed. ”I think I see myself doing it. Big pink placards on the Mall: 'Mrs. Hauksbee!

Positively her last appearance on any stage! This is to give notice!' No more dances; no more rides; no more luncheons; no more theatricals with supper to follow; no more sparring with one's dearest, dearest friend; no more fencing with an inconvenient man who hasn't wit enough to clothe what he's pleased to call his sentiments in pa.s.sable speech; no more parading of The Mussuck while Mrs. Tarka.s.s calls all round Simla, spreading horrible stories about me? No more of anything that is thoroughly wearying, abominable and detestable, but, all the same, makes life worth the having. Yes! I see it all! Don't interrupt, Polly, I'm inspired. A mauve and white striped 'cloud' round my excellent shoulders, a seat in the fifth row of the Gaiety, and both horses sold.

Delightful vision! A comfortable armchair, situated in three different draughts, at every ballroom; and nice, large, sensible shoes for all the couples to stumble over as they go into the veranda! Then at supper. Can't you imagine the scene? The greedy mob gone away. Reluctant subaltern, pink all over like a newly-powdered baby--they really ought to tan subalterns before they are exported--Polly--sent back by the hostess to do his duty. Slouches up to me across the room, tugging at a glove two sizes too large for him--I hate a man who wears gloves like overcoats--and trying to look as if he'd thought of it from the first.

'May I ah--have the pleasure 'f takin' you 'nt' supper?' Then I get up with a hungry smile. Just like this.”

”Lucy, how can you be so absurd?”

”And sweep out on his arm. So! After supper I shall go away early, you know, because I shall be afraid of catching cold. No one will look for my 'rickshaw. Mine, so please you! I shall stand, always with that mauve and white 'cloud' over my head, while the wet soaks into my dear, old, venerable feet and Tom swears and shouts for the mem-sahib's gharri.

Then home to bed at half-past eleven! Truly excellent life helped out by the visits of the Padri, just fresh from burying somebody down below there.” She pointed through the pines, toward the Cemetery, and continued with vigorous dramatic gesture--”Listen! I see it all down, down even to the stays! Such stays! Six-eight a pair, Polly, with red flannel--or list is it?--that they put into the tops of those fearful things. I can draw you a picture of them.”

”Lucy, for Heaven's sake, don't go waving your arms about in that idiotic manner! Recollect, every one can see you from the Mall.”

”Let them see! They'll think I am rehearsing for The Fallen Angel. Look!

There's The Mussuck. How badly he rides. There!”

She blew a kiss to the venerable Indian administrator with infinite grace.

”Now,” she continued, ”he'll be chaffed about that at the Club in the delicate manner those brutes of men affect, and the Hawley Boy will tell me all about it--softening the details for fear of shocking me. That boy is too good to live, Polly. I've serious thoughts of recommending him to throw up his Commission and go into the Church. In his present frame of mind he would obey me. Happy, happy child.”

”Never again,” said Mrs. Mallowe, with an affectation of indignation, ”shall you tiffin here! 'Lucindy, your behavior is scand'lus.'”

”All your fault,” retorted Mrs. Hauksbee, ”for suggesting such a thing as my abdication. No! Jamais--nevaire! I will act, dance, ride, frivol, talk scandal, dine out, and appropriate the legitimate captives of any woman I choose until I d-r-r-rop or a better woman than I puts me to shame before all Simla--and it's dust and ashes in my mouth while I'm doing it!”

She swept into the drawing-room, Mrs. Mallowe followed and put an arm round her waist.

”I'm not!” said Mrs. Hauksbee, defiantly, rummaging for her handkerchief. ”I've been dining out the last ten nights, and rehearsing in the afternoon. You'd be tired yourself. It's only because I'm tired.”

Mrs. Mallowe did not offer Mrs. Hauksbee any pity or ask her to lie down, but gave her another cup of tea, and went on with the talk.

”I've been through that too, dear,” she said.

”I remember,” said Mrs. Hauksbee, a gleam of fun on her face. ”In '84 wasn't it? You went out a great deal less next season.”

Mrs. Mallowe smiled in a superior and Sphinxlike fas.h.i.+on.

”I became an Influence,” said she.

”Good gracious, child, you didn't join the Theosophists and kiss Buddha's big toe, did you? I tried to get into their set once, but they cast me out for a skeptic--without a chance of improving my poor little mind, too.”

”No, I didn't Theosophilander. Jack says”--

”Never mind Jack. What a husband says is known before. What did you do?”

”I made a lasting impression.”

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