Part 23 (2/2)

”To turn you out, to turn you out”, the Colour-Sergeant said.

”What makes you look so white, so white?” said Files-on-Parade.

”I'm dreadin' what I've got to watch”, the Colour-Sergeant said.

For they're hangin' Danny Deever, you can hear the Dead March play, The regiment's in 'ollow square--they're hangin' him today; They've taken of his b.u.t.tons off an' cut his stripes away, An' they're hangin' Danny Deever in the mornin'.

”What makes the rear-rank breathe so 'ard?” said Files-on-Parade.

”It's bitter cold, it's bitter cold”, the Colour-Sergeant said.

”What makes that front-rank man fall down?” said Files-on-Parade.

”A touch o' sun, a touch o' sun”, the Colour-Sergeant said.

They are hangin' Danny Deever, they are marchin' of 'im round, They 'ave 'alted Danny Deever by 'is coffin on the ground; An' 'e'll swing in 'arf a minute for a sneakin' shootin' hound-- O they're hangin' Danny Deever in the mornin'!

”'Is cot was right-'and cot to mine”, said Files-on-Parade.

”'E's sleepin' out an' far tonight”, the Colour-Sergeant said.

”I've drunk 'is beer a score o' times”, said Files-on-Parade.

”'E's drinkin' bitter beer alone”, the Colour-Sergeant said.

They are hangin' Danny Deever, you must mark 'im to 'is place, For 'e shot a comrade sleepin'--you must look 'im in the face; Nine 'undred of 'is county an' the regiment's disgrace, While they're hangin' Danny Deever in the mornin'.

”What's that so black agin' the sun?” said Files-on-Parade.

”It's Danny fightin' 'ard for life”, the Colour-Sergeant said.

”What's that that whimpers over'ead?” said Files-on-Parade.

”It's Danny's soul that's pa.s.sin' now”, the Colour-Sergeant said.

For they're done with Danny Deever, you can 'ear the quickstep play, The regiment's in column, an' they're marchin' us away; Ho! the young recruits are shakin', an' they'll want their beer today, After hangin' Danny Deever in the mornin'.

TOMMY

I went into a public-'ouse to get a pint o' beer, The publican 'e up an' sez, ”We serve no red-coats here.”

The girls be'ind the bar they laughed an' giggled fit to die, I outs into the street again an' to myself sez I: O it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' ”Tommy, go away”; But it's ”Thank you, Mister Atkins”, when the band begins to play, The band begins to play, my boys, the band begins to play, O it's ”Thank you, Mister Atkins”, when the band begins to play.

I went into a theatre as sober as could be, They gave a drunk civilian room, but 'adn't none for me; They sent me to the gallery or round the music-'alls, But when it comes to fightin', Lord! they'll shove me in the stalls!

For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' ”Tommy, wait outside”; But it's ”Special train for Atkins” when the trooper's on the tide, The troops.h.i.+p's on the tide, my boys, the troops.h.i.+p's on the tide, O it's ”Special train for Atkins” when the trooper's on the tide.

Yes, makin' mock o' uniforms that guard you while you sleep Is cheaper than them uniforms, an' they're starvation cheap; An' hustlin' drunken soldiers when they're goin' large a bit Is five times better business than paradin' in full kit.

Then it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' ”Tommy, 'ow's yer soul?”

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