Vol 1 Chapter 3 (1/2)

Chapter 3: This makes us Twintails

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!”

That morning started with a scream.

I wasn't surprised to see the members of the Ultima Guil on television anymore, but now strange things were happening even in the news. They had put together a special about me, transformed. The picture that stood proudly beside the newscaster was much more vivid than the ones from two days ago. I knew it, they must have sent in the photos from yesterday...!!

≪Your name! Please tell me your name!!≫

≪Uh... It’s Tail, TailRed... whoa, wait!!≫

≪You're amazing! Let me call you oneesama, please!!≫

≪She's obviously an imouto! Haah haah, why don’t we play dress-up!!≫

≪Whooa, I’m leavi~ng, let me through―!!≫

A shot of me being crushed by schoolgirls. A young twintailed girl with tears in her eyes, and her hands and feet flailing. A sight mixed with a tinge of madness, not appropriate for morning in the living room.

“They were even taking videos, whyy...”

I only said it in public for the first time yesterday, but the captions already said “TailRed.”

She had already finished breakfast at her own home, but Aika was chewing on another piece of toast in my living room, as the look on her face became slowly more grim.

“...Souji, yesterday they were doing that stuff to you... your face was buried in schoolgirls’ b.o.o.bs... you aren’t resisting at all, and... you were pretty happy...!!”

“That’s what happens when they grab me, because of the height difference! I can hardly shake them off with my full strength when I have the Tailgear on, right!? What’s going on, boys and girls both like me so much!!”

“There are b.o.o.bs... and over here are b.o.o.bs... you're kidding me, not a single one of them has a small chest! Listen, this is some trick of the Ultima Guil, right!?”

The anger rising in Aika was outside of my understanding as a guy. And precisely because I am a guy, I encouraged her in a manly way.

“Don’t think of other people’s b.r.e.a.s.t.s as your enemy, Aika! You have to fight yourself!!”

“And here’s my fist!!”

I gurgled.

Of course my meaning wouldn’t get through to her at all, and it’s a refres.h.i.+ng dance of b.l.o.o.d.y spit starting at breakfast.

And the scene on the TV was also enough to make the one who was in it bleed from the mouth.

The majority of them were just poking at me and touching me and things, but there were girls with seriously dangerous expressions on their faces in there too. Even through the screen, I still feel like they’re about to jump out and grab me. It might be a girl’s school, but it’s still bad when you look that way at someone who looks like she’s in the lower grades of elementary school.

The video was probably taken by a bystander on their cellphone, and you can see the camera shake of an amateur on it, but it’s very clear. I took modern phones too lightly.

I thought I could clean it all up in one shot, so it wouldn’t matter even if there were spectators, but that naive plan has gone off the mark already.

It looks like they put them together as a set: the fight and, after that, the video of the schoolgirls playing with me. They’re starting to get comfortable with the mysterious hero TailRed, in both a good and bad sense.

“Personally, I got a lot of respect for that little girl.”

They were interviewing a man in a suit with sungla.s.ses and dreadlocks. It said he was a staff member of the girls’ school. There was no one like that there yesterday, and even considering that he is a fake, make the quality just a little higher, please.

“The Metropolitan Police are continuing to gather information regarding this girl, and they ―”

“Why! Leave me alone! Investigate the Ultima Guil!!”

It’s amazing how carefree you can be when war was declared on Earth yesterday!

“You’re very cute, TailRed-chan ♪”

“Shut uu――――――――――――――p!!”

Mom relaxed on the sofa and drank tea with a light heart. It’s an hour of glory for her son and daughter. She must be having strong feelings as a parent.

Another notch on the meter to the start of my rebellious years.

“Souji-sama, Souji-sama, look at this, please, there are collection blogs and wikis, fan sites and speculation pages for TailRed! It is a hot topic on the net too!”

Twoearle ran over to me holding a notebook PC in one hand, with a smile on her face.

“I’ve only transformed twice! What? What’s with this lineup!!”

What are they collecting, what are they wiki-ing. All I can do is cry.

I wanted to do all of this quietly, but j.a.pan, the whole world, is dragging me onto the stage. The topic’s coming into full bloom on foreign websites too. They're already making translation pages for them, and there are comments like “The j.a.panese are living in the future, aren’t they.”

...If possible, I want to return to the past.

Twoearle was waiting respectfully on my mother, who had thrown her ap.r.o.n aside like a cape.

“......Twoearle-chan. Sou-chan still appears to be a virgin, but...”

“It shames me to show my face, lord.”

“I am very lenient, but I do not have the compa.s.sion to forgive three or four failures in a row...”

“Haa......! I will do it tonight, without fail!!”

What, I can’t hear them that well, but are they pretending to be some evil organization...?

I’m happy that your dream finally came true after fifteen years, mom.

The two embracing in high spirits. Hot tears ran down a woman’s, no, a man’s cheeks.

“Aaah...”

“Are, are you okay, Souji?”

With all of this, I was completely worn out by the time we were heading for school.

“I was prepared for some of this, but I can’t believe the amount of force behind it... I don’t know what’s going to happen to me anymore.”

Anxieties about the future, different from yesterday.

“Well, it’s a world-cla.s.s news scoop. It’s fine, it’s better than nothing but tedious news like politicians s.c.r.e.w.i.n.g around or someone being arrested.”

“Sure, maybe, but they were clearly putting most of the attention on TailRed!”

I can’t understand why their eyes are on the hero alone and not on the invaders. And she’s a little girl, too. ...No, maybe it’s because she’s a little girl...

It’s a silver lining on this dark cloud that the scale of the invasion is relatively mild, but aren’t you being way too complacent about the peace of this country?

“You know, that secret base she made has an amazing stench of chuuni. It really feels like a crystal of super-science. Like there’s pointless dials stuck on the walls and stuff.”

“Oh, yeah. And for some reason she built the elevator entrance inside the cafe...”

The grand opening of the secret underground base had been later that night. Mom’s excitement had been terrible, but even Aika seemed to have been pulled in while she was insulting it.

The main room would be the foundation of battle, with a satellite monitoring system. And she had installed a s.p.a.celeap catapult (there was a long English name but I’m shortening it) so that we could reach the battle in a split second.

The limit of the transfer pen is a few tens of kilometers at most, but this one covers almost the whole surface of the Earth. She really made it in just one night...

“Well, last night even Twoearle was docile, and that base is there to protect the Earth, so I guess there’s not much we can do.”

By the way, I don’t think Aika saw it, but I snuck a look at the base’s innermost room and trembled with fear.

Tables with construction plans scattered on them. Machines in the process of being built. It was the arms development room.

And among uncountable formulae and letters on the room’s monitor, I was barely able to make out the dreadful words, “ANTI-AIKA SYSTEM―”

Aika, it looks like the grudge against you is steadily growing...!

I was ragged even on my way to school and wanted to take a nice rest at home, but ―

“―Why do you keep faithfully showing up every single day one at a time, you bastaaards!!”

Just as I reached home, I got a message that an Elemerian had appeared and jumped out from the underground base. The timing was so exquisite that it made me wonder if they were watching me. I felt a little afraid at how they had perfected the villain template in just three days.

If this is part of their strategy, it’s working like a charm.

“Aaah... at last we meet, TailRed!!”

Yet another monster is standing before me in an irritating pose.

I was already worried about simultaneous dispatch to multiple locations. But I didn’t expect small forces at regular intervals to be this painful. And the total number of enemies is still totally unclear. There’s no mental torture like this endless marathon.

“s.h.i.+t, anyway, I have to do it, don’t I?”

I hit the ribbon to try and get out the Blazer Blade, and the monster began to happily introduce himself when he saw that.

“I am Fox Guildy, he who is enchanted by ribbons. I beg your remembrance, beautiful G.o.ddess.”

“Who wants to remember you!”

A sharp appearance that put you in mind of a fox. You could draw a clear line between him and the muscular Elemerians so far.

“Heh... lovely as you are, you’re strong, a wonderful ribbon. My heart is melting just to see it.”

Another irritating thing was that good voice like a voice actor.

I'm glad he arrived in the tranquil suburbs. There isn’t a peanut gallery yet. But even so, when I think about what happened yesterday, I want to decide this fight as fast as I can.

But he didn’t a.s.sert himself the way the others did. He came quietly to this place with no sign of life. I don’t think those two battles were a waste of time. He must want to work quietly, cautious of my power.

There’s no use in talking any more. I put strength into the Blazer Blade.

But even with inevitable death staring him in the face, Fox Guildy was eerily calm.

“The sword that defeated my brawny comrades, born from a ribbon? I feel the work of fate.”

With a bewitching smile floating on his face, he produced a ribbon cord from nowhere, and after gazing at it with solemn over-importance, he spun around for no reason and threw it into the air.

The ribbon came flying in a coil as if it were in a rhythmic gymnastics performance, but it didn’t come close enough for me to hit it and drop it with the sword. It just circled my body several times and went back to him again.

“...What was that?”

“Ohh... s, so much... ghuk”

Fox Guildy coughed up blood and went down on his knees. An overreaction out of a very old shojo manga. What’s this guy doing? n.o.body is going to mind if I kill him now, right?

“Hah, haaah...! Crystallize ―― my love!!”

The Elemera radiating out of his body poured into the ribbon. It had been drifting in the air, but it suddenly froze in place and, breaking out in confused spikes and dips like a magnetic fluid, began to change shape.

“...Oh!?”

I was coming to the limits of my patience, but when the ribbon broke in two, and took the same shape as the Force Rivon, interest took the lead over caution. And then twintails suddenly came out of the ribbons, like a magician producing a dove from his hat.

“Ohh!?”

Without thinking I almost began to applaud. I’d already lost the chance to stop his magic trick. From the twintails the head, from the head the body, they appeared one after the other and finally even the hands and feet were all there, in the shape of a person.

“What’s this about... wait, taking a good look, that’s me!!”

It was surely a figure of me... of TailRed, life-sized.

“The ribbons set off what they tie so well... the twintails, especially. It is peerless. That divine Twintail Element of yours, although it is presumptuous, I have tied it up with my Elemera.”

“You, you’re saying that you are copying my power?”

“Hardly, it's nothing more than a reflection. It’s a simple doll, just a simulation. And I, who do not have a powerful Doll Element like Lizard Guildy, cannot make it move on its own.”

Now that you mention it, Twoearle said a single person can have more than one element. The Elemerians crystallize around a core of Elemera, but they can have multiple Elemera too?

He has the Ribbon Element, but on top of that he’s using it in combination with a Doll...!

“However... the appearance is, as you see, very faithful.”

Fox Guildy gently touched the doll’s Force Rivon like precious, fragile gla.s.s, with the eyes of love of an old man watching his grandchildren frolicking in the garden. It was too tender, which for the one being touched...

“Hi, i, i...”

...was a sight that made my blood run cold. Gooseb.u.mps rose on my skin. I took an unconscious step back.

The merciless crimes continued.

“Ha―h!!”

A battle cry flashed and I thought he was about to do a spin on tiptoes. But he reverently took the hands of the figure and began to dance.

When I first saw the student council president, I wasn't surprised to learn that dance and twintails went very well with each other. This time, it was a monster playing with a figurine, but the overwhelming power of the scene seemed to change the surroundings. It’s so real that it doesn’t seem like a hallucination - I can see a dance hall behind them.

“Uggyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!”

My twintails dance with the scream. No, that's only a doll, a doll...

I desperately tried to reason with myself, but it was useless. The doll with my face continued to dance hand in hand with the enemy. I broke out in an odd sweat.

“Whew...”

The dance was over, but the nightmare wasn’t.

His mind sharpened, Fox Guildy crossed his arms in front of his face and exhaled pa.s.sionately, as if to force his heart to dissolve into the fight.

But.

“Fuu... One must not hurry. I haven’t finished drying myself off yet, I’m still chilly after the bath!”

In harmony with his true nature that mustn’t dissolve. The nature with the name ‘fantasy.’

“What are you doing to me in your head, you bastaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!!”

I am definitely not wearing clothes in there. Just thinking of it is disgusting.

This is the first time that I’ve ever felt like I was about to leak from an emotion other than fear.

...Eh, in the part of the Tailgear’s functions that I deleted from my memory, wasn’t there kind of a really convenient function for that?

“Oh, please wait!”

Once again Fox Guildy was talking to the figure.

“Even though we just took a bath, now you’ve gotten yourself so sticky with that popsicle! Oh, you’re a hopeless kid, heh heh (handsome voice)”

“Nga――――――ah!!”

I grabbed my head and rolled on the ground.

≪Souji-sama! A fake thing like that, you can just smash it!!≫

A signal from Twoearle as if she couldn’t just watch anymore. Aika was also screaming something like ‘creepy!’ in the background. She means Fox Guildy. She’s not talking about me.

“A, ah, that’s right... true, right...”

≪Now is the perfect time to use the Tailgear’s Elemeletion system!!≫

“Elemeletion... uh, you said that I can use the power of an Elemera Orb...”

≪That object he made from Elemera is a doll. That being the case, the Doll element that you collected from the first fight should work against it!!≫

That’s right, if I can destroy that doll and the imaginary G.o.d inside it, I can come back alive from this living h.e.l.l. Just like the monster said himself, Lizard Guildy’s Doll should have a particularly strong influence on puppets.

“...De, stroy...”

He's still lost in delusions, just as before. It would be conceited for him even to call this an opening, he’s completely defenseless. But when I look straight at him, it starts to corrode my spirit. I’ll have to use the Doll Element, aim for the doll, and render that b.a.s.t.a.r.d powerless.

“Hh, ha...”

My breathing was becoming wild.

The appearance was perfect. And that alone meant that the twintails were reproduced very well. They couldn’t have the mysterious radiance of the real thing, I guess, but I would give them a more than pa.s.sing grade considering that they were being worn by a doll.

The twintails burned into my eyes, agitated and fluttering with Fox Guildy’s fighting spirit.

“Ugh...”

My legs were shaking. They clung to the earth and I couldn’t pull them off as though I were walking on birdlime.

I should be able to destroy a doll like that with my little finger. What am I hesitating for?

If I don’t destroy it, he is going to get me, but...

“Aaaaaaah, I can’t! I can’t do it, how can I hurt twintaaaails!!”

but there are still some things that I can’t let go of. They might be a fake, they might be filled with evil, but there is no sin in twintails.

How can I judge them with my own two hands, can such arrogance ever be forgiven...!?

“You’re the real thing, aren’t you.”

“What!?”

“This is only a doll. But even so you cannot break it. You who love twintails... you who possess the strongest Twintail Element could never bring twintails to ruin!!”

“Ngh...!!”

≪Souji-sama!?≫

It was just as if my body was rebelling against my mind. My outstretched hand fell back feebly to my side, and finally I sank to the ground.

And the reward for the unsightly figure that had lost its will to fight. A deadly theater of delusion rushed down without mercy―

The two people watching the scene on the monitor in the main room of the base underneath the Mitsuka household were turning colors and panicking.

“That idiot, no matter how much they’re twintails, you’re fighting a doll!!”

Aika was running back and forth, holding her head.

≪Waaaaah... Sto, stop ― at least let me keep my clothes on―≫

A scream rang through the speakers that made you want to plug your ears (in several ways).

“What should I do, Souji is―! Souji is―!! Hey, we have a missile or something we can fire from here, don’t we!?”

“........................Now that this has happened, I...”

Twoearle was gripping the top of the console, and trembling. Blood ran down the lips like carefully preserved works of art.

“T, Twoearle...”

Some bitter decision was being made. Even Aika could see that.

“――Aika-san... I want you to do something.”

“Is there something I can do!? If it can help Souji, I’ll do anything!”

“Then, could you transform?”

“I understand, I just have to transform!”

Although she had replied instantly, once she had swallowed the meaning of it, the natural reaction burst out of her. It was probably the only thing anyone could say in Aika’s place.

“――――Huh?”

“I believe I said earlier that there was one more candidate.”

“No, bu... wha...!?”

“And so, Aika-san, it is you... The one other person in the world... who can wear the Tailgear.”

Aika stared at her open-mouthed.

“You’re lying.”

“I am not lying.”

It didn’t seem like one of her usual jokes.

“But there were only two people in this world who can use it, right!? ...There’s something too good to be true about that...”

“You are fellow holders of the Twintail Element. One might even imagine you were led to each other, drawn to each other.”

“...Twintail... Element...”

Fate.

That was when she first started to believe in those four letters.

“...Souji.”

They weren’t ordinary childhood friends ― the two of them had been led to meet by fate.

Aika turned red to the tips of her ears, holding back her beating heart.

“But, wait a second.”

Unfortunately, Tsube Aika’s body did not contain more than thirty seconds of romance.

“...I’m sure you said that that other person was a wild beast, and that if you handed it over the world would collapse...”

“What, it is true, right!?”

Into the pale white cheeks of the girl who drew that conclusion with a serious look out of a dramatic manga exploded the techniques developed since the first strike.

Twoearle gurgled with little bubbles.

“That’s right, sure, I might be a barbarian... but I can save Souji!!”

Aika clenched her fist and spoke with resolution.

“A, Aika-san, you are... the worst kind of person, but you said something kind of cool just now...”

“You know, I don’t like fighting with perverts like that either. But it’s better for us to have more firepower, isn’t it!? Why were you so obstinate about letting me join!?”

Twoearle quietly lowered the hand she held on her cheek, and, hesitating, spoke her heart.

“I did not want to get you involved in danger... I have nearly been killed several times in the few days I have been here, but... y-you are one of the precious friends... I have made in this world...!!”

She shook her hair into disarray, letting a tear glitter in her eye.

“...And, the real reason?”

“Afterwards, it will be necessary to input my bodily data into Souji’s internal biology to keep up the power of the Tailgear ― or I thought I would tell him something like that and indulge in a few indecent activities, hehehe... but if I give you a Tailgear also then we would have to pile your body on too to keep things consistent, right?”

“This total pervert ――!!”

“Aaaah, I said it without thinking, I hate this cursed const.i.tution!!”

“Why are you always, always thinking about s.e.x!!”

“What is wrong with a female being in heat for a male!!”

“Even if it is an argument, choose your words better!!”

Certainly humans are animals with a mating season that lasts all year but Twoearle, whose instinct was as strong as an animal’s also, was frightening. Although with the lamented decline in the birth rate recently, maybe in the end she should be welcomed as an outstanding talent.

TailRed continued screaming as the two of them acted like idiots.

≪Stooooop, don’t hold my twintails in your hands and skip ― don’t hum in that handsome voice ― aaaaaa≫

The cries were clearly getting weaker. Aika loosened little by little with impatience, and

“I know very well that you hate me!! But right now I want to save Souji! Please, allow me to fight!! I’ll get down on my knees in front of you, I’ll do anything!!”

Twoearle smiled bitterly and looked straight into Aika’s eyes.

“...I do not hate you. You are my friend ― that was not a lie.”

“...What.”

Once again, Aika’s cheeks were tinged with red.

Quiet and tender words.

Why? She cursed in her heart that it was probably acting, on the one hand, but... it made her feel a little bit happy, and that was frustrating.

“I may be doing it to save the world, but still, this is my own revenge. I feel a pain in my heart like my chest will break open making Souji-sama alone fight, when he has no direct connection to any of this. To drag his close friend into it too...”

It was the same for Aika. All she’d done was irresponsibly stop Souji from trying to protect the world, she hadn’t tried to lift a finger on her own.

“I am sure Souji-sama will come to hate me if I allow you to fight... This is really the kinder way.”

...That was probably closer to what she really thought.

“I have twintails too, you know. I’m a target too! So it’s safer for me if I can fight myself. Although I don’t think I can be as earnest as Souji is about protecting strangers...”

“Unlike Souji-sama... your Twintail Element is for your own sake, isn’t it...? You are going to gamble the twintails you have come to love as if they were your very life? There is no going back once you put on the bracelet!”

She was not used to it, but maybe for the first time Aika felt concern for herself, and blew through her nose, hmph.

“I am not such a kid that I can’t take responsibility for my own decisions, Twoearle.”

Twoearle nodded her head hard and produced a bracelet from her pocket, s.h.i.+ning with blue light.

They would live or die together. Twoearle seemed to be ready for that too.

“Aika-san, please promise me, no matter what happens ―”

Aika nodded with a serious look.

“― you’ll let me be the first one Souji-sama makes into a woman.”

“Hey.”

“We have no time now! It is all right, just say yes!! I cannot give you this if you do not promise! Or are you, who are trying to be a hero, going to knock me down by brute force and steal it!!”

“...”

“You are not a person like that, Aika-san......”

Aika smiled sweetly ―

What is a hero?

A fighter for the weak, an emissary of justice.

They fight for those who are not strong. They would not take a weak young girl who was putting up no resistance and use a dangerous throw technique that looks as though it’s about to be forbidden in modern martial arts, would they.

They would not drop her head-first into the ground so that she couldn’t land safely. That is not something a human being would do.

What is a hero?

Twoearle threw a piece of difficult philosophy like the pure questions of a child at the empty air as she tried to stop the beating of her heart.

Her head was buried in the ground, however, so the “air” was under the floor.

“Wait for me, Souji...”

“Wait for me, Souji...”

Aika ran through the hallways of the base with the hair that was her pride flying behind her. And she put the bracelet Twoearle had entrusted to her on her right wrist.

“― Tail,... on!!”

She’d heard the startup words as she listened to the explanation, and at the time she had complained it was embarra.s.sing, but now she shouted them without self-consciousness.

A belt of blue light circled Aika’s body, answering the words spun without hesitation. A decision too small to notice in a moment torn out of time. And then, the proof.

Aika’s arms and legs began to glow as a huge number of specks of light flooded out and took the shape of a coc.o.o.n. She shut her eyes to focus her heart. At the same instant, her body was covered by a blue suit. Compared to Red it was a little more exposed, but the aggressive design that was suggestive of a soldier suited Aika well.

The s.p.a.celeap catapult in the cage set up at the very front of the underground base unfolded and flicked Aika out like a sh.e.l.l from a cannon.

A permanent setup of the overtechnology she’d seen on the first day with the penlight device.

Her field of vision was covered with richly coloured light.

“High...!!”

The transfer point was just over a clump of buildings near the scene of the fight.

As the s.p.a.ce transfer finished, Aika kicked the concrete of the building’s rooftop hard.

“Whoa, it really is amazing. It feels like I could reach the clouds.”

Not a leap but flight.

As if she wanted to recover the time they’d wasted on pointless comedy, Aika begged time to go faster, just to go faster.

“So I’m part of the weird people too now, huh... But you know, what else could I do?”

She cut the air with speed you might see from a fighter jet. Those twintails that were fluttering in the wind were just like two wings ruling the blue sky.

“It’s just going to keep being this dangerous, so... I have to be by his side, right!”

Abandoning the little doubts about whether she could or couldn’t fly ― she became a shooting star, a flash of light leaving a trail behind it.

“Why don’t I read a picture book for you. ...Oh, my, you’re such a spoiled little kid ―”

The mental attack in a sweet voice that could make women melt was holding back from the climax. A terrifying foe, Fox Guildy.

It was a fake, after all... no matter how many times I told myself that, I couldn’t push those twintails supported by his tremendous willpower down into the realm of imitation.

And the other terrifying thing was his self-control. He kept pulling out things that would have been impossible unless his mind were completely broken to fantasies about his little girl doll.

This is the power of the heart.

To me, who had been under the delusion that destructive force was strength, the b.a.s.t.a.r.d was on the other side of a wall.

“I, is this as far as I go... Are my twintails going to lose to a guy like this...!!”

On my knees, my breathing was getting faint, I couldn’t even stand up.

And then suddenly an ear-splitting sound rang like lightning had struck.

“Stop right there! Pervert!!”

“Hmm!?”

“Huh!?”

d.a.m.n it, I turned and looked too. I thought they might be talking to me.

Blue light, still tied up with the sky, stood before me and Fox Guildy.

“...can’t be...”

It looked like there were a few differences in how Imagine Chaff worked, with both strong and weak points. On the first day Twoearle had used something that blanked out your existence itself, but that made it easy to notice you if you shouted or something.