Chapter 239 (1/2)

The Ace Assistant 鱼不语 45730K 2022-07-20

Chen Boxuan doesn't want to see yuan Yihan. He thinks she is very pretended, so he always pushes Cen Qinghe to shangshao City intentionally or unintentionally.

Thanks to Yuan Yihan's presence, cen Qinghe didn't dare to look at Shang Shao city. He just joked back: ”I can talk about it.”

Bai Bing and Chen Boxuan give face, cen Qinghe has not yet said, two people are smiling, ready to laugh rhythm.

CEN Qinghe didn't show up. He just said casually: ”once I went shopping with a friend. Her eyes were very short-sighted. As soon as she entered the mall, she said,” Damn it. Li Yuchun offended the store owner? ” I asked her what was going on. She pointed to the scroll screen a few meters ahead and said, ”look, it says Li Yuchun is wearing B!” , I was also startled. As a result, they wrote that Li Ning's spring clothes were 20% off! ”

The voice falls, Chen Boxuan and Bai Bing's smile ring at the same time, Bai Bing is more, smile straight to Cen Qinghe's body to pour, so it seems that someone has given a cramp.

Although the city of Shang and Shao was silent, it could be dimly seen in the dim light of the eyes.

Yuan Yihan saw this and said with a smile: ”is it so funny?”

She felt that Chen Boxuan and Bai Bing intended to isolate her, so Cen Qinghe said something casually, and they were so happy that they didn't know the southeast and northwest. When she told a joke, they were like dead relatives and friends, with no expression at all.

Chen Boxuan said with a smile: ”this is good, this is good, I've never heard of it. I can take it out to talk about it.”

White ice is also a draw a way: ”laugh to death, green grass exempt from punishment.”

The rules of the game have been set for a long time. Now, no matter whether Chen Boxuan and Bai Bing intentionally cover Cen Qinghe, Yuan Yihan is doomed to eat this loss.

Shuffle, the game continues. When touching the card, Bai Bing couldn't help asking, ”Qinghe, is this a joke or a real thing?”

CEN Qinghe said: ”this is a joke, but I really have bad eyes of friends, made a lot of jokes.”

Bai Bing urged, ”tell me, I want to hear it.”

CEN Qinghe said casually: ”when I was in high school, the school and my family were very strict about it. I had a friend who secretly talked about a boyfriend. On the weekend, he cheated the family that he would go out for tutorial. In fact, he went shopping with her boyfriend. You said she and her boyfriend are walking along the road. It is said that they are a group of people coming face to face. My friend only thinks that one of them is familiar. She squints her eyes and gets closer and closer to see who it is. As a result, she comes closer and closer. As a result, her mother and her colleagues are chatting about their children's tutorial. ”

Bai Bing said with a smile,” ah? What can I do? ”

CEN Qinghe sighed and shook his head, ”what else can I do? My friend had a good idea and said that her boyfriend is also a cram school. The teacher didn't have any chalk in class, so he sent them out to buy chalk.”

White ice smile straight hand shiver, trembling voice asked: ”that her mother believed?”

CEN Qinghe picked up his eyebrows and said, ”her mother is not a fool. In front of so many people, of course, it's hard to say anything. After returning home, she closed the door and almost didn't give my friend's whip cold water to kill.”

The picture of ”knowing that there are tigers in the mountains and leaning towards tiger mountains” is so beautiful that people think about coke. Speaking, we touch the end of the card, but white ice still said: ”green grass, you tell us a few more, I'd like to hear you tell jokes.”

CEN Qinghe said, ”now I am not free?”

Bai Bing said, ”friendship is a gift.”

Chen Boxuan also said, ”if you have collected five times, you will be exempted from punishment once. ”

Cen Qinghe replied:” then I will say another joke about myopia, which is also the truth. When I was in college, the school didn't have all-in-one cards. A friend in my bedroom was highly myopic and had 1000 degrees of astigmatism. Once we agreed to go downstairs to take a bath, we all took our cards. As a result, when we got to the place, we all went into the cubicle and began to wash. We only heard her standing outside the curtain complaining about how the shower was broken today, and even tried three or five of them, I am now wrapped in a towel to help her look, as a result, when she inserted the card, I saw that ya took the bank card

Bai Bing asked with a smile: ”how can you mix up the bank card and the school card? What a bad look in your eyes. ”

CEN Qinghe said: ”the school card we used at that time was green, and the agricultural bank card was also green. With her eyes on her, she didn't wear glasses, and people and animals were not separated ten meters away. It's not strange to take the wrong card.”

Chen Boxuan said with a smile: ”can't understand, did not use the school card.”

CEN Qinghe looked at him and said, ”didn't you go to school?”

Chen Boxuan solemnly said: ”I have never understood why to take a bath to a public bath. Although I have not lived in school, the worst accommodation in school is one room and one living room. How can there be no place for bathing?”

One room, one hall?

CEN Qinghe raised eyebrows and said, ”what school did you go to?”