Part 55 (1/2)
”Poor fellow!” said Dr. Suaby; ”I should like to see him. Would you mind receiving him here?”
”Oh, no.”
”On second thoughts, James, you had better light a candle in the next room--in case.”
A heavy clatter was heard, and the burly figure of Moses Moss entered the room. Being bareheaded, he saluted the company by pulling his head, and it bobbed. He was a little dazzled by the lights at first, but soon distinguished Sir Charles, and his large countenance beamed with simple and affectionate satisfaction.
”How d'ye do, Moss?” said Sir Charles.
”Pretty well, thank ye, sir, in my body, but uneasy in my mind. There be a trifle too many rogues afoot to please me. However, I told my mistress this morning, says I, 'Before I puts up with this here any longer, I must go over there and see him; for here's so many lies a-cutting about,' says I, 'I'm fairly mazed.' So, if you please, Sir Charles, will you be so good as to tell me out of your own mouth, and then I shall know: be you crazy or hain't you--ay or no?”
Suaby and Rolfe had much ado not to laugh right out; but Sir Charles said, gravely, he was not crazy. ”Do I look crazy, Moss?”
”That ye doan't; you look twice the man you did. Why, your cheeks did use to be so pasty like; now you've got a color--but mayhap” (casting an eye on the decanters) ”ye're fl.u.s.tered a bit wi' drink.”
”No, no,” said Rolfe, ”we have not commenced our nightly debauch yet; only just done dinner.”
”Then there goes another. This will be good news to home. Dall'd if I would not ha' come them there thirty miles on all-fours for't. But, sir, if so be you are not crazy, please think about coming home, for things ain't as they should be in our parts. My lady she is away for her groaning, and partly for fear of this very Richard Ba.s.sett; and him and his lawyer they have put it about as you are dead in law; that is the word: and so the servants they don't know what to think; and the village folk are skeared with his clapping four brace on 'em in jail: and Joe and I, we wants to fight un, but my dame she is timorous, and won't let us, because of the laayer. And th' upshot is, this here Richard Ba.s.sett is master after a manner, and comes on the very lawn, and brings men with a pole measure, and uses the place as his'n mostly; but our Joe bides in the Hall with his gun, and swears he'll shoot him if he sets foot in the house. Joe says he have my lady's leave and license so to do, but not outside.”
Sir Charles turned very red, and was breathless with indignation.
Dr. Suaby looked uneasy, and said, ”Control yourself, sir.'”
”I am not going to control _myself,”_ cried Rolfe, in a rage. ”Don't you take it to heart, Sir Charles. It shall not last long.”
”Ah!”
”Dr. Suaby, can you lend me a gig or a dog-cart, with a good horse?”
”Yes. I have got a WONDERFUL roadster, half Irish, half Norman.”
”Then, Mr. Moss, to-morrow you and I go to Huntercombe: you shall show me this Ba.s.sett, and we will give him a pill.”
”Meantime,” said Dr. Suaby, ”I take a leaf out of your Medicina laici, and prescribe a hearty supper, a quart of ale, and a comfortable bed to Mr. Moss. James, see him well taken care of. Poor man!” said he, when Moss had retired. ”What simplicity! what good sense! what ignorance of the world! what feudality, if I may be allowed the expression.”
Sir Charles was manifestly discomposed, and retired to bed early.
Rolfe drove off with Moss at eight o'clock, and was not seen again all day. Indeed, Sir Charles was just leaving Dr. Suaby's room when he came in rather tired, and would not say a word till they gave him a cup of tea: then he brightened up and told his story.
”We went to the railway to meet Sharpe. The m.u.f.f did not come nor send by the first train. His clerk arrived by the second. We went to Huntercombe village together, and on the road I gave him some special instructions. Richard Ba.s.sett not at home. We used a little bad language and threw out a skirmisher--Moss, to wit--to find him. Moss discovered him on your lawn, planning a new arrangement of the flower beds, with Wheeler looking over the boundary wall.
”We went up to Ba.s.sett, and the clerk served his copy of the writ. He took it quite coolly; but when he saw at whose suit it was he turned pale. He recovered himself directly, though, and burst out laughing.
'Suit of Sir Charles Ba.s.sett. Why, he can't sue: he is civiliter mortuus: mad as a March hare: in confinement.' Clerk told him he was mistaken; Sir Charles was perfectly sane. 'Good-day, sir.' So then Ba.s.sett asked him to wait a little. He took the writ away, and showed it Wheeler, no doubt. He came back, and bl.u.s.tered, and said, 'Some other person has instructed you: you will get yourself into trouble, I fear.' The little clerk told him not to alarm himself; Mr. Sharpe was instructed by Sir Charles Ba.s.sett, in his own handwriting and signature, and said, 'It is not my business to argue the case with you.
You had better take the advice of counsel.' 'Thank you,' said Ba.s.sett; 'that would be wasting a guinea.' 'A good many thousand guineas have been lost by that sort of economy,' says the little clerk, solemnly.
Oh, and he told him Mr. Sharpe was instructed to indict him for a trespa.s.s if he ever came there again; and handed him a written paper to that effect, which we two had drawn up at the station; and so left him to his reflections. We went into the house, and called the servants together, and told them to keep the rooms warm and the beds aired, since you might return any day.”
Upon this news Sir Charles showed no premature or undignified triumph, but some natural complacency, and a good deal of grat.i.tude.