Chapter 1306 (1/2)
With the popularity of the party on the Internet, the audience rating of Yunqing TV station went up and up again. At 10 o'clock,
directly exceeded 15%.
Finally, it was Xiao Yunhai's turn to appear on the stage. After the host burst out their program name, the scene immediately burst into overwhelming applause.
Although Xiao Yunhai has only performed three or four sketches since his debut, almost all of them are classics. The number of downloads on the Internet alone exceeds 100 million, which shows his popularity.
The sketch begins. Xiao Yunhai takes a red envelope and takes the lead on the stage.
”I'm so angry. You said that my daughter-in-law, her father wants to have an appendectomy. For such a small operation, I have to force me to send a big red envelope to the doctor. I said that in what era, the quality of doctors is quite high, and no one has received red envelopes. Her father took a rolling pin and gave me a big red envelope with a bang. Do you think I'll give it or not? ” Xiao Yunhai murmured.
While the audience was laughing, there were some shouting to send off and others not to.
No more, Xiao Yun, no more. Well, life matters. I'll give it to you, but it's not money, it's paper. ”
”Pooh”
”ha ha ha.”
”If I go, I'll die without a red envelope. It's too miserable for the emperor.”
Just the first paragraph, let the audience laugh, at the same time understand that this is Xiao Yunhai's sketch mapping the real doctor's red envelope problem.
At this time, Zhao Wanqing pushed a wheelchair and stepped onto the stage.
The crowd applauded.
Zhao Wanqing said to Xiao Jianhua, an actor in a wheelchair, ”don't worry, Dad. It's OK. The small operation will be finished in a short time. Besides, I tell you, Shen Teng is looking for the best doctor for you. ”
Speaking of this, she attached to her father's ear and whispered, ”we are all ready for the red envelope. Don't worry.”
If you don't cry, I will cry for a long time
”I'll go.” The audience burst into laughter.
”The emperor is exaggerating. It's just an appendectomy. It's such a big reaction. Ha ha ha, I'm so happy. Xiao Jianhua, who plays Xiao Yunhai's father-in-law, said, ”you can pull it down. You said that when your mother-in-law left.”
Zhao Wanqing said discontented: ”how to speak, crow mouth.”
Xiao Jianhua waved his hand and said, ”it's OK. If I can't get out later, Shen, I hope you can keep your word.”
”Ha ha ha.” The scene laughed again.
Xiao Yunhai licked his tongue, and his eyes were a little flighty. He said, ”Dad, I don't mean that. I think I howl two voices, not to show that we have a good relationship
At this time, Huang Bo, who plays the role of a doctor, came out in a white coat and said, ”come on, push the patient forward, and the operation will start immediately.”
Several assistant performers pushed Xiao Jianhua in, leaving only Xiao Yunhai, Zhao Wanqing and Huang Bo on the stage.
Zhao Wanqing pulled Xiao Yunhai's clothes and said, ”Hey, come on, red envelope, hurry up.”
Xiao Yunhai said: ”no, give it to others, and they can't take it.”
Zhao Wanqing said angrily, ”if you don't give it, how can you know that he doesn't want it.”
Xiao Yunhai had no choice but to pass the red envelope to Huang Bo and asked word by word: ”doctor, do you want it?”
”Pooh”
”Oh, I'll go. Do you have a red envelope like this? The emperor is really hopeless. ”
The audience laughed.
Looking at Xiao Yunhai, Huang Bo asked in tears and laughter, ”do you think I can take it?”
”I don't think you can.”
”That's over.”
”But some people think you can.”
Huang Bo waved his hand and said, ”OK, I can understand the feelings of your family members, but the hospital has regulations that do not allow red envelopes.”
Xiao Yunhai said: ”you just take it, you have a look.”
Huang Bo said: ”the principle question, you don't ink.”
Xiao Yunhai said: ”I said people won't want it, daughter-in-law...”
Xiao Yunhai turned his head and looked at Zhao Wanqing. He found her standing on the chair, shaking her hands and saying, ”what are you doing? What are you doing?”
”Ha ha ha.” The audience laughs again.