Chapter 1002 (1/2)
”Pooh.”
”Ha ha ha.”
”There's no bottom line.”
The audience were all laughing.
Xiao Yunhai had no words to look for, and said: ”at that time, the chicken was very contradictory and depressed. You think, you imagine, a rooster, it wants to lay eggs, not its work, it wants to do. If you don't lose a person or a chicken, what do you think of it? What do chickens think of it? What do ducks think of it? What do geese think? How to mix up in the literary and artistic circles in the future. ”
”I'll go.”
”Is it ironic that a rooster lays eggs in relation to the literary and artistic circles?”
Zhuangbin shook his head and said with a smile: ”this boy really dares to say anything.”
A teacher said, ”he should be mocking the pompous style of entertainment.”
Zhao Wanqing corrected: ”chicken world.”
Xiao Yunhai said: ”chicken world... Not chicken world, should be poultry industry. How to mix up? What do you think of the little hen who used to be better with it? What's more, when it's hatched, what's it called when it's hatched? Dad, no more. It's not right to call mom. It's not right to call her aunt. However, if you have eggs, you can't stop laying them. If you don't, you'll feel flustered. So... ”
Zhao Wanqing couldn't help but stand up and made a summary: ”so it strengthened its own belief, laid its own eggs, let others say it.”
”Pooh.”
”Ha ha ha.”
”Lay your own eggs and let others talk. It's a classic line. ”
The scene was full of laughter and cheers.
Xiao Yunhai said: ”I analyze, it just can't hold back. If it can hold back, it can't go down
Huang Bo asked, ”uncle, where did it lay the eggs?”
Xiao Yunhai touched Zhao Wanqing and asked, ”where are you going?”
after comparing with the 20000 yuan, Zhao Wanqing said angrily, ”where are you going?”
Xiao Yunhai came down from the Kang and said, ”where did it go. Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa, it is just walking and thinking. Came to the chicken coop in front of, no good intention. Where is it going? When I came to the duck rack, I didn't like it. Where is it? I can't hold it any longer. If it falls, it will leak out. ”
The stars, teachers and students were all laughing out of breath. Xiao Yunhai acted like a rooster on the stage. His vivid action made people laugh.
After turning around without making up a reason, Xiao Yunhai had to ask Zhao Wanqing for help and said, ”where are you going? Guess where you said it at last!”
Zhao Wanqing swallowed his mouth and spit, closed his eyes and said in a loud voice: ”dog's nest.”
Xiao Yunhai patted Zhao Wanqing directly: ”Oh, my God, I'm going to the dog's nest!”
”Oh, I'll go, can't I be so funny?”
”Oh, Hello, I'm laughing. Is this a little reliable? ”
”I knew that yunhuang's sketches would not disappoint us. I was laughing and had a stomachache.”
On the stage, Huang Bo asked, ”who discovered that?”
Without thinking about it, Xiao Yunhai said, ”you son of a bitch!”
Zhao Wanqing said, ”as soon as the paparazzi are discovered, all the chickens, ducks, geese, dogs and cats in the county will know about it the next day.”
”Ha ha ha.”
Zhao Wanqing's words, the scene suddenly laugh.
”Damn it, is this in touch with the paparazzi?”
”God, I knew that the sketch of rooster laying eggs must be satirizing the literary circle.”
”It's amazing. The cloud emperor is too good.”
Zhao Wanqing continues her performance, which is a big burden. She must shake it off.
”The chicken in our house has become a famous chicken in the night... That guy... In the past, the chicken corridor in our house was holding out his chest and looking up. Kaka.... ”
Zhao Wanqing raised her head and said as she learned to walk as a rooster.
”Since the birth of male eggs, the corridor has changed and become like this. Eat and eat... ”