Chapter 937 (1/2)
Seeing the two people so fooling, everyone's interest was raised all of a sudden.
At this time, Xiaoqing suddenly said: ”grandfather, I'm a little hungry.”
Hearing this, Zhao asked, ”are you hungry? A bowl of noodles
Xiao Yunhai said, ”78 bowls.”
”What kind of noodles are they so expensive?”
”Scottish lasagna.”
”Is your bittern expensive?”
”No money for stew.”
”Then you can give me a bowl of bittern and taste the salt first.”
Hearing their conversation, everyone burst into laughter.
”Damn it, Zhao Banshan is cheaper than emperor Yun. That's OK. ”
”Cow, it's God's reply.”
”Look at the cloud emperor's silly expression, it's really killing me.”
Their performance won countless cheers.
”This old man, I want to say that noodles are free. You want noodles!” On the stage, Xiao Yunhai left the stage with a trace of disdain on his face.
In the monitoring room, from Zhao Wuyan down, a jubilation.
Their propaganda strategy is correct. The cooperation between Xiao Yunhai and Zhao Banshan has attracted all the attention of the Chinese audience. In a short minute, the audience rating has risen by 10% to 26%, and is still on the rise. The highest rating has exceeded that of last year.
Zhao Wuyan was completely relieved. 26% of the audience watched the program, which was equivalent to a quarter of the whole country. Even if he was killed, he didn't believe that the other two TV stations could surpass him at this moment.
indeed, although the next program of NNC and NBC was the singing of three great beauties, i.e., issta, Dong Piao and Ningxia, the audience rating dropped to the lowest Point.
In the NNC's monitoring room, Tang Kewang looks at Xiao Yunhai and Zhao Banshan's sketches on TV with a dignified expression, without any smile on his face. The reason why he transferred the TV to CCTV was to see what kind of means the other party used to defeat him.
When found Xiao Yunhai regardless of his personal image, performing such a role, everything has been understood.
If you change yourself, you must want to see Xiao Yunhai's sketch. It's so different.
On the stage, the sketch has gradually entered the stage,
”Oh, my God, Miss Bi is coming.” Xiao Yunhai yelled.
Zhao Banshan came over, pushed Xiao Yunhai aside and said, ”don't shout. This is the guest I want to invite.”
Zhao Banshan shook hands with Mr. Bi and introduced himself.
Bi Tingjian said, ”brother, I'm looking for your son.”
Zhao Banshan said: ”he is waiting for you in the village. The village is so grand that the township leaders and secretaries are standing there waiting for you. Make a large hall for you to hang in the middle. There are flowers all around
”Pooh.”
”Ha ha ha.”
”Is this a welcome ceremony? What I hear is like a farewell ceremony. ”
”The cloud emperor is so talented that welcome ceremonies can be made into funerals, cattle.”
”Mr. Bi's expression is about to cry.”
Bi Tingjian asked, ”brother, what color are the flowers?”
Zhao Banshan said: ”white and yellow have! It's beautiful. The common people are waiting there with pens and crying. ”
Bi Tingjian's smile froze on his face.
”Oh, I'll go. Is this a welcome ceremony? God, I'm going crazy
”My stomach, I'm laughing. This is the rhythm of my life. ”
”This sketch is so funny. Every sentence is a funny point. It's definitely the funniest sketch I've ever heard. ”
A lot of people are laughing, can't help but wipe tears.
On the stage, Zhao Banshan began to approach Bi Tingjian.
”We are fellow villagers. Aren't you from Dalian? Where do you live in Dalian? ”
”I live in laobiewan, Dalian.”
”Oh, there's a relative. Her grandfather lives there, and his surname is bi.”
Zhao Banshan's insistence made everyone laugh again.
Looking at the smile on Bi Tingjian's face, Zhao Banshan said, ”look, this smile is more like the picture of your grandfather before he left.”