Chapter 827 (1/2)
On the big screen, Heipi opened a can on the bus and found the grand prize on the lid.
Hearing that Xiaojun wanted to go to Yanjing to receive the prize, Heipi refused to go.
So Xiaojun and Daoge fight for the cover there.
Can fight for a long time, but found that no one hooked.
The passengers sitting next to them watched their performance calmly, holding their bags warily.
Brother Daoge pulled out 5000 yuan and encouraged a middle-aged woman beside him to say: ”elder sister, I don't have enough money, only 5000 yuan. Let's get together and get ten thousand dollars to buy the prize. After winning the prize, we'll be half-way. Do you like it? ”
As soon as Daoge's words came out, the others on the bus got up and left.
Looking at the three people's flawed deception, the fans all burst into laughter.
”I can't stand it. These three people are stupid enough.”
”I'm going to laugh now. It's so interesting to see their expressions.”
”Such a plot is that the emperor can think of it.”
”Good, absolutely good.”
”Oh, look, the emperor is so handsome.”
Wearing a pair of black glasses, I know that a successful person is wearing black glasses in the airport.
Xiao Yunhai came to the side of the road to pick up sunglasses, ready to reach for the car.
Black skin suddenly blindfolded his eyes from behind: ”guess who I am?”
Xiao Yunhai frowned and said in standard Mandarin, ”Sir, you recognize the wrong person.”
At this time, Daoge and Xiaojun quickly picked up his suitcase and boarded the taxi that had just stopped.
After the taxi left, Heipi loosened his hand, turned around and disappeared into the crowd behind him.
Xiao Yunhai rubbed his eyes and turned his head to take a look. He found that there was no one behind him. He was puzzled and looked at his bag again, but it was gone.
Xiao Yunhai looked at the crowd, turned around, and suddenly came out a Chongqing dialect: ”I top you a lung.”
”Pooh”
”ha ha ha.”
”Big thief Mike is at this level. It's too bad.”
”At the beginning, when the cloud emperor came out, I still felt that it was very tall, which didn't match the grassroots temperament of the movie. Who would like to finally come out of a sentence, I top your lungs, immediately and the perfect integration of the film. Great. ”
”The emperor of the cloud is the emperor of the cloud. The movie he made is so beautiful.”
Next, the two gangs of thieves compete with Bao Shihong for several battles around jadeite, but they don't want to be replaced by Xie Xiaomeng when he takes photos.
What's more funny is that the stupid thieves of Daoge actually took the real jadeite and exchanged it for the fake jadeite with the force of nine oxen and two tigers.
Seeing Daoge's unbelievable face, all the people were applauded and laughed.
The whole film, a minute of a small laugh, three minutes of a laugh, all the screening of ”Crazy Stone” the studio has become a sea of joy.
Countless classic sentences emerge in endlessly, fans are teased can not stand.
”You women just don't understand that this stage is the rising stage of my career. How can I get away with it?”
”You insulted my personality first, and now you insult my IQ.”
”This thing turns into kidnapping. It's not our major.”
”Come and go if you want, bus.”