Chapter 633 (1/2)
On the stage, Xiao Yunhai blew the microphone. The fans knew that the idol was ready to speak, and the voice quickly faded down.
Xiao Yunhai said with a smile to Zhao Wanqing: ”wife, do you see that being too handsome is not a good thing. Walking there can cause everyone to scream, which is really unbearable. One word, boring. ”
”E...”
hearing Xiao Yunhai's words, we all gave no face to coax one after another.
Zhao Wanqing said with a smile: ”did you hear that? You don't seem to think you are handsome?”
Xiao Yunhai said, ”you don't understand. They did it out of envy, jealousy and hatred. Boys will not be happy to see that I am more handsome than them. Girls to see such a perfect God, even to be taken down by you, of course, will envy. Therefore, I fully understand their feelings at this moment. ”
”Puffing.”
”Ha ha ha.”
”Emperor Yun, can I have a face?”
”It's too ugly. I've never seen such a thick skinned person.”
Zhao Wanqing said with a bitter smile: ”husband, I beg you, can you be normal?”
Xiao Yunhai said, ”do you admit that I am handsome?”
Zhao Wanqing said, ”can't I admit it? Excuse me, can we present the awards? ”
Xiao Yunhai said with a smile: ”no, you should praise me first. Brother, I feel comfortable. Let's give awards again. ”
”I...
the audience can't stand it, and they start to yell again.
”I won't,” Zhao said
Xiao Yunhai said: ”I lost my chain at the critical moment. I didn't remember the words after reciting for such a long time at home. It's a pity that you have also been a host. Listen up. I'll teach you. If Shuai can serve as food, he can support at least 3 billion people! ”
”EE...”
”in my next life, I will be a woman and marry a good man like me.”
”EE...”
”I wonder why someone always says I am handsome. I'm bored to death! If there is an afterlife, I hope I don't look so handsome any more and I'd better be ordinary. ”
”Yi...”
......
in this way, a strange scene appeared in the golden cup award ceremony, in which a man praised himself wildly on the stage, while the audience was crazy ”Yi” him.
Xiao Yunhai said eight paragraphs in a row. Zhao Wanqing felt that the time was almost up, so she pretended to be impatient and said, ”are you finished?”
Xiao Yunhai said: ”it's not over. There's still a final summary. I am handsome and natural, handsome and cool, elegant and elegant, Yushu Linfeng, smart, generous and elegant. What's more rare is that he studied literature at the age of three, practiced martial arts at the age of seven, learned to be rich in nine chariots, knew astronomy and geography, and knew little about trifles. Every time he went out, he often led beautiful women to turn back and handsome men jumped from buildings. His advantages are as many as the continuous flow of the river, and the flood of the Yellow River can't be collected. He is really a dragon in the world and a rare talent. ”
Xiao Yunhai finished the long doggerel on the earth in one breath. It is not only very fast, but also very difficult to pronounce clearly. Everyone can hear it clearly.
As a result, the sound of Xiao Yunhai's dialect just fell, which caused a storm of applause and cheers.
”It's a new level of beauty.”
”After you go back, you have to watch it a few times, and then you can rely on it to praise yourself.”
”The emperor's skin is getting thicker and thicker, but I like it.”
On the stage, Zhao Wanqing was stunned by Xiao Yunhai and said, ”husband, you can't have mental problems, do you?”
Xiao Yunhai said: ”since I got neuropathy, my spirit is much better.”
”Puffing.”
”Ha ha ha.”
The audience was answered by his God and laughed.
Zhao Wanqing said with a smile, ”OK, time has come.”