Chapter 540 (1/2)
The first one to meet him was the Comrade Xiao Yunhai played.
When everyone saw the shape of Xiao Yunhai, everyone laughed.
”My God, this is the emperor of cloud. It's so funny.”
”God, the emperor of cloud is really good enough to ruin himself like this.”
”The original East invincible, now Comrade brother, cloud emperor next time is not ready to play eunuch.”
”Boss, East invincible is eunuch, OK?”
Not only the fans, but also Chen Huan and Liang Hui, who are very familiar with Xiao Yunhai, couldn't laugh. Ye Yongren's tears came out.
The second person to meet was Wu Lan, a salesman in the cemetery. They mainly talked about filial piety to the elderly. Originally, it was very normal. But when Wu Lan took out the poster of the cemetery that had been prepared for a long time, everyone was dumbfounded and laughed.
The next plot, every one or two minutes, can make the fans laugh.
In particular, Zhao Wanqing plays the female stock speculators, which set off the climax of laughter in the whole cinema.
Ge Wuyou said: ”sorry, to be honest, I have an appointment with two people this evening, which is more efficient. Please don't mind.”
Zhao Wanqing said: ”it doesn't matter. My job is to speculate in stocks. In the recent bear market, I have nothing to do. I have leisure to find a husband for myself. When the bull market comes, there will be no time. Do you speculate in stocks? ”
Ge Wuyou shook his head: ”do not fry, do not understand.”
Zhao Wanqing said: ”in fact, marriage and stock speculation are the same principle. You can value several stocks at the same time. Which one you want to buy in the end requires a calm analysis of its performance, such as appearance and figure, personality, education level, family background, income status, and so on.”
Ge Wuyou asked, ”what kind of performance do you think I should count as a stock?”
Zhao Wanqing looked at GE Wuyou and said, ”from the age and appearance, you should belong to the kind that falls below the issue price.”
”Puffing.”
”Ha ha ha.”
”It's so funny.”
”Don't say, the description is still very image, below the issue price, interesting.”
Ge Wuyou nodded and asked again, ”if no one can look up to you, you will be delisted, right?”
Zhao Wanqing said: ”not necessarily. Generally, inexperienced people like to chase high, but the risk of chasing high is too high. It's easy to get into it. Those who have experience will buy the lowest price at a low price. Those who have a low market winning rate like you will not be attracted. Most people don't touch them, so the safety is better. ”
When the fans heard Zhao Wanqing's words, they were all out of breath with laughter.
”Damn it, it's so amazing after the fine weather. It's the first time I've heard that marriage solicitation and stock speculation can be equated.”
”But it makes sense.”
”Yunhuang is so powerful that he can write this script.”
Then, Ge Wuyou asked tentatively, ”are you going to hold it for a long time or play for a short time, like me, who are you going to buy at a low price
Zhao Wanqing on the screen was almost choked by coffee.
The movie fans in the cinema are bursting with laughter.
”Long term holdings? Play for a short time. Ha ha. ”
”I can't stand it. If you laugh again, you will burst your belly. ”
”I knew that the works of emperor Yun will never disappoint our fans.”
In the movie, Zhao Wanqing bent over with a smile and said, ”play for a short time? Do you have that explosive power? You can only hold it for a long time
”What if you've been holding it for a long time and you haven't been strong?”
”Don't worry, I won't be stupid enough to hold only your one, can't all be weak? That's too much for me
Finally, before leaving, two people's a paragraph, let the whole audience laugh more than.
Ge Wuyou said: ”I can tell you responsibly that I'm not safe. You'd better not touch it. Once you hit your hand, it's neither good for you nor useful for you. You can't throw it out if you want to cut it. From the investment point of view, even if I am a non-performing asset, I can't bear to leave it to you. Let's stop trading today. ”
Zhao Wanqing saw Yu Yuexian, who was not far away from her seat. After taking a look at it, she said to Qin Fen, ”I also have a stock to see. It's about 8 o'clock. Please go and talk to her.”
When they got up to shake hands, Zhao Wanqing said, ”now the big market is not good, don't blindly enter the market.”
Ge Wuyou said, ”I'm also a casual observer. We should be careful.”
After that, laughter, applause and cheers began.
The editor in chief of a magazine, smiling, wrote in his book: ”the lines are humorous, in line with reality, focusing on the joys and sorrows of small people, typical commercial comedies.”