Chapter 286 (1/2)
The audience was amused by them for a long time, and some even shed tears.
At this time, we have found that this is a cross talk.
Xiao Yunhai continued: ”I also found a problem, that is, many famous people in the Three Kingdoms have done small businesses. Do you know who it is? ”
Xu Jun said: ”you don't need to find this. It's all written in the book. For example, Liu Bei sold straw sandals, Zhang Fei sold pork, and Guan Yu transported goods. ”
Xiao Yunhai nodded and said, ”what you said is good. Do you know what little business Zhao Yun and Zhao Zilong have done?”
Xu Jun was surprised and said, ”General Zhao Zilong? He's a son of a family. He hasn't done a small business
Xiao Yunhai shook his head and sighed, ”Mr. Xu, I don't know how to say you. We must think more, think more and ask more questions in reading. We can't do without seeking a better understanding. I tell you, Zhao Yun sold rice cakes
”Poo Chi”
”ha ha ha”
people laughed again.
Xu Jun asked suspiciously, ”Zhao Yun sells rice cakes? Were there any rice cakes then? Where did you find it? ”
Xiao Yunhai said: ”in a drama of the Three Kingdoms, Jiang Wei said that. ”In general, all the five tiger generals have lost their lives, leaving only Zhao Zilong, who is very old and old!” Zhao Zilong is said to be ”always selling rice cakes.”. In other words, I have never sold anything else in my life, but I have sold rice cakes. ”
Xu Jun clapped his thigh and said, ”you boy, you are so good.”
”Ha ha ha.”
”I can't stand it.”
”Zhao Yun is old and old. He has become an old seller of rice cakes. He is very talented.”
”I'll take it. The emperor is a cow.”
Among all the stars, Yao Na's smile point is the lowest. At this time, she is out of breath and says: ”Xiao Yunhai is such a jerk, I can't stand it.”
Ye Yongren said with a smile: ”who said it wasn't? He brought his usual humor to the stage, and it was really funny
On the stage, the cross talk between the two is getting better.
Xiao Yunhai asked, ”Mr. Xu, who do you think has the greatest ability in the Three Kingdoms?”
Without thinking about it, Xu Jun blurted out: ”ZHUGE Liang”
Xiao Yunhai said: ”ZHUGE Liang knows astronomy and geography from above, and knows three parts of the world before he leaves the cottage. How could Sima Yi die in wuzhangyuan
Xu Jun said: ”that is Sima Yi's great ability.”
Xiao Yunhai shook his head and said, ”Sima Yi has great ability. How could Zhao Yun be scared away in the Street Pavilion? What's going on? ”
Xu Jun said: ”that's Zhao Yun's great ability.
Xiao Yunhai said: ”general Changsheng, in Changbanpo, seven in and seven out, rescued young master Adou. But why did he let Zhang Fei die when he was in Dangyang bridge? ”
Xu Jun said: ”that is Zhang Fei's great ability.”
Xiao Yunhai shook his head and said, ”Hulao pass, San Ying battle Lv Bu, elder brother three dozen one?”
Xu Jun said: ”that is Lv Bu's great ability.”
Xiao Yunhai said: ”baimen tower, Cao Cao killed Lv Bu.”
Xu Jun said powerless: ”that is the ability of Cao Cao.”
Xiao Yunhai said: ”in the battle of Chibi, hundreds of thousands of Cao Cao's troops were burned away by a fire. On Huarong Road, Guan Yu almost killed him.”
”That's Guan Yu's ability,” Xu said
Xiao Yunhai said: ”is Guan Yu capable? What kind of wheat city would you like to visit? He left his life there. Mr. Xu, who is more capable
Xu Jun waved his hand and sighed, ”I don't know.”
Xiao Yunhai said with a smile: ”I tell you, we all stand up their ears and listen well. The biggest ability is: I am.”
”Come on?” ”What can you do?” Xu Jun said
Xiao Yunhai said triumphantly, ”I can do a lot. I tell you, no matter how good they are, I can change their careers. Do you think I'm a cow
”You mean you can arrange another job for them,” Xu said
Xiao Yunhai said, ”no problem.”
Xu Jun said: ”well, I ask you, Cao Cao's general Zhang Liao, what can Zhang Wenyuan do?”
Xiao Yunhai said: ”put to the kindergarten as a teacher, specially in charge of children.”
”Why is this?” Xu Jun asked suspiciously
Xiao Yunhai said: ”in the first battle of Xiaoyaojin, fighting Dongwu is a dream. As long as it is said that Zhang Liao is coming, children dare not cry. Zhang Liao stopped crying and put it in the kindergarten to see the children
”Ha ha ha”
”don't say there is such a thing.”
”Emperor Yun put the allusions and crosstalk together. It's very powerful to teach and have fun.”
Xu Jun asked again, ”General Zhang Fei, what can Zhang Yide do?”
Xiao Yunhai said: ”Zhang Fei, Zhang Yide, put the bank as a security guard.”
”Why?” Xun Jun said
Xiao Yunhai said, ”don't you understand? One is that he snores when he sleeps, and the other is that he stares when he sleeps. It's the best way to be a security guard”What about Cao Cao?”
”Cao Cao, when a plastic surgeon, changed his appearance completely in order to escape his life. Cosmetic technology is good. ”
”Ha ha ha.”
Wang Guoan shook his head and said with a smile, ”Cao Cao is a cosmetic surgeon, but he can think of it.”
Xu Jun continued to ask, ”OK. Liu Bei, Liu Xuande? ”
Xiao Yunhai said: ”play TV series. That brother said that tears will come, it is not acting what like
”What about Zhuge Liang?”
”Off the shelf, Zhuge Liang opens a website, the net name is Zhuge Kongming.”
”Zhao Yun, Zhao Zilong?”
”Express delivery. Changban slope seven in seven out, that call a quick, do not delay things
”What about Guan Yu and Guan Yun Chang?”
”To be a representative of China's negotiations and cut six generals after five passes, the negotiation is sure to win. It is most appropriate for him to go.”
...
the audience in front of the TV set and off the stage are already laughing.
Every time they said a word, everyone burst into laughter, and the whole Party became a sea of joy.
Even Hong Tiancai, who has heard it once, is still laughing, not to mention the first person who has listened to this story for the first time.
Finally, Xu Jun nodded and looked at Xiao Yunhai with admiration and said, ”we Xu Jun has never taken on people in this life. You are the only one.”
Xiao Yunhai said with a smile: ”talented people are like this.”
Xu Jun shook his head and said, ”no, what I admire is not your talent, but your... Face.”
”Ha ha ha.” The audience laughed.
Xu Jun continued: ”no wonder Wan Qing and your partner have hosted an award ceremony, so they don't want to cooperate with you any more. Now I understand. It's really a loss to cooperate with you. Everybody, I can't stand it anymore. I'll leave the stage to him. I'll come up when he's down. I'll see you later
”Is it going?” Looking at Xu Jun's back, Xiao Yunhai said, ”it's really down. Haha, he was finally taken away, comrades. It's not easy. ”
”Ha ha ha.”
”The emperor's words are so interesting.”
”What he said to Mr. Xu Jun should be regarded as a cross talk?”
”That's right. I heard that emperor yunhuang had also performed a sketch in Yanjing Film Academy. It's just that it's been filed by the college, and it's not transmitted to the outside world. ”
”That's a pity.”
Xiao Yunhai on the stage said, ”well, the cross talk between Mr. Xu and I just said about the Three Kingdoms. There are many bridge sections in the romance of the Three Kingdoms, which we should all be familiar with. Now, it's time for my songs to meet you. Mr. Hong asked me to introduce it to you. In fact, I really have nothing to say. To tell you the truth, it's all from me alone in the room. It's up to everyone to judge whether it's good or bad. ”