Part 18 (1/2)
”He's the ol' guy that's stayin' at M's Rude's. Wears those big round goggles--you know! Always sneakin' up on bugs and lookin' at 'em through a magnifyin'-gla.s.s.”
”What's _he_ p'fessor of?”
”Hobart College!”
”And he'll pay for ol' cats?”
”You're right he will! Fif-ty cents apiece!”
”_Fif-ty_ cents apiece? Aw, what'd he want of ol' cats enough to pay fif-ty cents for 'em?”
”That is neither here nor there,” declared Sube, ”so long as he does pay for 'em.”
”S'pose that ol' net'd hold a cat?” questioned Gizzard.
”Would it hold a cat? Would it? Say, boy, that net'd hold a elephant!
But that is neither here nor there, 'cause all we--”
But Sube did not finish what he started to say because of a peculiar interruption. For Gizzard, feeling that drastic action was necessary to offset Sube's continued use of his lofty new phrase, walked over and dealt the net a vicious kick. His foot caught in its tricky meshes and a quick jerk on Sube's part did the rest. In another instant Gizzard found himself prostrate on the floor with Sube standing over him yelling:
”You're a tiger or an elephant or some'pm and I'm a native tryin' to capture you!”
The proposition did not appeal to Gizzard, and he made an attempt to rise, but Sube easily tripped him again. Several subsequent attempts met the same fate. Then Gizzard, bellowing with rage, started in to kick the net to pieces. This he found to be a difficult task. The more he kicked, the more tangled he became, and the more angry he got. But he did not give up the struggle until he was wound up into a very fair semblance of a mummy.
Meanwhile Sube had been hopping about his victim, shouting orders to a couple of imaginary helpers called Sambo and Rastus, and pulling or throwing the net where it would do the most good. He thoroughly enjoyed the contest and warmly congratulated his catch at its termination.
”You certainly put up an elegant fight, Giz!” he exclaimed. ”You'd make a bully tiger! And now I'll know what to do when I get a fierce ol'
tomcat in there!”
But Gizzard was in no mood for compliments. ”Let me up now,” was all that he replied.
When the smoke of battle had cleared away a co-partners.h.i.+p was formed.
The terms were quickly arranged on a fifty-fifty basis; but the more important matter of selecting a name required some little time and a great deal of discussion.
”Why not call it Tobin & Cane Cat Company?” suggested Gizzard with his customary modesty.
Sube shook his head. ”That wouldn't do, 'cause we might want to catch other wild animals besides cats,” he explained.
”What other wild animals? I'd like to know.”
”Oh, any wild animals that happened to come prowlin' around.”
”Name some of 'em,” Gizzard persisted.
”Woodchucks, foxes,--skunks--”
”Say,” interrupted Gizzard, ”you can have my share of all the skunks you catch in that net! But I won't help you. You couldn't fool the p'fessor on a skunk, anyway! He'd jus' get out his little magnifyin'-gla.s.s and hold it over a skunk for about a minute-- And besides--”