Chapter Chapter 75.4: Side Story 8 (1/2)

RATH Side Story 8

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Side Story – A certain princess’s memories (8)

“Yes, arrange for it to be done.”

“Understood, Your Highness.”

As Reia looked at the maid bow and leave the room she asked.

“Your Highness, must you escalate things like this?”

“Ast started it.”

“We, well, but still.”

I mean, members of the imperial family can be picky eaters, why not.

And it wasn’t like I was an especially picky eater, I only hated cucumbers and carrots and yet despite knowing this Ast finally ended up making me put both those things in my mouth.

The foul texture of carrot and the disgusting taste of cucumber that lingered in my mouth.

There were many other ingredients aside from those two, but due to the invasion of the cucumber that had a very high moisture content, everything else was infected with the taste and scent of cucumber as it violated my mouth.

And this was what I heard later from a maid, but my sandwich was one that Ast requested especially from the imperial kitchens, a sandwich absolutely chock-full of cucumber and carrot.

This was a challenge against me.

“Your Highness, there’s no need to go a far as calling in that person, wouldn’t be sufficient if I came forward?”

And because of that I came up with this plan, but it seemed that Reia was against calling in that old man.

“You’ve already lost to Ast, Reia.”

“Th, that wasn’t me losing with my sword! I didn’t know that Sir Ast would come out like that either!”

When I gave her a direct command, and Reia was about to seriously steal Ast’s sandwich.

Ast stuffed it all into his own mouth and swallowed it just like that.

Because of that, after pulling her sword out seriously for the first time in a while, Reia ended up losing without even being able to take a swing.

“But a loss is a loss. You could not carry out my command, Reia.”

“I’m sorry.”

As Reia bowed her head looking like she could cry at any time, I sighed.

I honestly wanted to spread the news of this, but then Ast could get killed by the female knights that admired Reia.

I still haven’t found out his secret yet, I can’t let him die now.

No, before that, he’s toyed with me this much, so if he’s going to die then I need to kill him with my own hands for me to be satisfied.

“And you said it as well, Reia. Ast seems like someone who knows his way around a sword.”

“Yes. I had a chance to see him training briefly, it was a clean swordsmanship that didn’t fit Sir Ast.”

“Really?”

Reia once said that if you saw someone’s swordsmanship you could also see their true personality.

And so.

“Reia, between taking back your statement that someone’s swordsmanship reflects their personality, or admitting that you are a poor judge of character, which one will you choose?”

“Y, Your Highness?”

“Because according to your words then Ast’s true personality is clean.”

“Ugghhh…”

I pressured Reia who was struggling with herself.

To think that Ast who was the fusion of all filthiness would have a clean personality.

There’s no bigger bullshit than that.

“I, I think I’m a poor judge of character. I’m sorry, Your Highness.”

As Reia bowed her head and apologised I pat her on her back.

“There there, it’s alright if you know it.”

“Yes, Your Highness. But… there is no need to actually call in that person. If it’s the sword then I have the confidence to not lose to Sir Ast.”

“Of course. Reia is strong after all. But in order for Ast to admit defeat then you can’t step forward, Reia. Ast has almost no magic power after all.”

Even commoners have enough magic power to play one or two games of strategy chess, but Ast doesn’t even have that.

If you were to ask how bad it was, Ast has so little magic power that at I thought he could be undergoing a pilgrimage after being chosen as a god’s apostle.

To become a god’s apostle, he could possibly be a pilgrim who was deliberately emptying out his magic power to receive the power of a god, that’s how empty Ast’s magic power reserves were.

And if that Ast, fought against Reia, who while not quite at the level of the Sword Star was still among the top of the female knights in terms of her magic power, Ast will never simply admit his loss.

And so the person that was needed was one with pure overwhelming swordsmanship, and yet had little mana so Ast couldn’t use that as an excuse.

I had to find someone like that to beat Ast and make him admit his defeat, and then after that I can claim that he lacks skill as my personal steward and have him go train in the army or with the knights!

Because a personal steward has the duty to protect his master!

And when that happens, I have a very legal way to make him suffer as much as I want.

And this perfect plan.

“Huh?”

“Lies!”

With Ast holding out using his sword as a cane to barely stay standing, and the old man that had fallen down in front of him.

As the thing that could never, ever happen actually happened.

Failed with the unexpected result, that Ast would become victorious.

#11 Their story: A certain villain’s story.

“Learning the sword?”

“Mm, I need it for self-defence.”

As Her Highness nodded, I turned to Sir Reia.

“What do you think, Sir Reia? Do you believe that Her Highness needs to learn swordsmanship?”

“Yes, I do.”

And the answer that came back was unexpected.

I would have thought that she would say that as long as she was there Her Highness would be safe so she had no need to learn swordsmanship even for self-defence.

“I… am a useless guard, that lost to Sir Ast and couldn’t even obey my liege’s commands, after all. Sob.”

“H, huh?”

But the following words were ones of total self-denial.

Was this because of me?

“But Sir Reia, Sir Reia didn’t lose to me in swordsmanship, so you should have more confidence in…”

“No, no! I lost! I let my guard down, and I was taken aback at when something I never could have expected happened!”

“No, there’s no need to go that far…”

“It is. Back then if I had thought to perfectly carry out Her Highness’s orders, I should have cut off Sir Ast’s hand the moment it moved for the sandwich!”

Hey, don’t cut off people’s hands just over cucumbers and carrots!

“But I did not do such a thing. Rather, I couldn’t even think to do such a thing.”

Whether she knew my thoughts or not, Sir Reia stared at me with her eyes wide open as she said.

“And therefore, I have no rights to say anything against Her Highness.”

“Yes, is that so.”

Since it felt like if I said the wrong thing here I really could destroy her personality so I decided to leave her for now.

Because between Her insane Highness, and the imperial court where I could be offed at any minute for some political reason or another, teasing Sir Reia is my only joy.

I can’t lose my only fun in life like that.

“So are you planning on learning swordsmanship from Sir Reia?”

“No, I’m going to learn from a proper teacher. Reia, is too much of a genius.”

“Isn’t it quicker to learn from a genius?”

As I tilted my head at the unexpected answer, Her Highness turned to Sir Reia.

“Reia, how did you become a swordsmaster again?”

“Ah? I was enlightened when I watched the snow in winter.”

“When you were watching the snow during winter?”