25 Magicians Folly (2/2)

Hmm, equip title! I didn't have a title option in my status before, and I assume that's where it will go, so that's pretty dope. That being said, have you got anything else for me, Jeremy? Any cool new tricks to entertain me in this shithole dungeon? It's getting really boring down here.

[Would the user please improve self prowess to unlock more effective improvements to user experience.]

Cool. I thought you were going to be like that, but I didn't expect you to be so sassy. I mean, could you not be even a little more receiving? It might make living here alone just a little bit bearable. Seriously, even a pet or companion would liven me up a bit. The way things are going, I might as well just go insane. You would like that, wouldn't you? Oh well. I suppose I'll just take a nap then. Gotta get some sleep!

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*Snore*

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[New skill unlocked: Core Contamination]

*Snore*

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[..Hey]

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[HEY]

[*Sigh*]

[Trash.]