Part 41 (1/2)

”I- We had a couple of drinks at Groverman's.”

”So he said.”

”I'm sorry he called you, Mr. Mayor.”

”How could you have stopped him? What I told him, Peter, was that you were absolutely right. Your salami is on the chopping block, and it isn't fair. I also told him that if you come out of this smelling like a rose, you stand a good chance to be the youngest full inspector in the Department.”

”Jesus,” Wohl said.

”My salami's in jeopardy, Peter, not only yours. I'm going to look like a f.u.c.king fool if Special Operations drops the ball on all this. If I don't look like a f.u.c.king fool when this is all over, then you get taken care of. Take my meaning?”

”Yes, sir.”

”Give my regards to your mother, Peter,” Mayor Carlucci said, and walked Peter to his office door.

Charley McFadden was almost home before he realized there was a silver lining in the dark cloud of being on Inspector Wohl's s.h.i.+t list. And that was a dark cloud indeed. If Wohl was p.i.s.sed at them, that meant Captains Sabara and Pekach were also p.i.s.sed at them, and that meant that Sergeant Big Bill Henderson would conclude that hunting season was now open on him and Hay-zus. Christ only knew what that son of a b.i.t.c.h would do to them now.

There was a good possibility that he and Hay-zus would wind up in a district somewhere, maybe even in a G.o.dd.a.m.n wagon. McFadden really didn't want to be a Highway Patrolman, but he wanted to be an ordinary, turn-off-the-fire-hydrants, guard-a-school-crossing cop even less.

And if Wohl did send them to a district, it would probably go on their records that they had been Probationary Highway Patrolmen and flunked, or whatever it would be called. Busted probation. s.h.i.+t!

The silver lining appeared when he turned onto his street and started looking for a place to park the Volkswagen. His eyes fell on the home of Mr. Robert McCarthy, and his mind's eye recalled the red hair and blue eyes and absolutely perfect little a.s.s of Mr. McCarthy's niece, Margaret McCarthy, R.N.

And he had all f.u.c.king day off, until say, three, which would give him an hour to get back in uniform and drive out to Bustleton and Bowler.

He found a place to park-for once-almost right in front of his house and ran up the stairs and inside.

”What are you doing home?” his mother asked.

”Got something to do, Ma,” he called as he went up the stairs.

He took his uniform off and hung it carefully in the closet. Then he dressed with great care: a new white s.h.i.+rt with b.u.t.tons on the collar, like he had seen Matt Payne wear; a dark brown sport coat; slightly lighter brown slacks; black loafers with a flap and little ta.s.sels in front, also seen on Matt Payne; and a necktie with stripes like both Inspector Wohl and Payne wore. He was so concerned with his appearance that he forgot his gun and had to take the jacket off and put on his shoulder holster.

Then it occurred to him that although he had shaved before going out to Bustleton and Bowler, that was a couple of hours ago, and a little more after-shave wouldn't hurt anything; girls were supposed to like it, so he generously splashed Brut on his face and neck before leaving his room.

”Where are you going all dressed up?” his mother asked, and then sniffed suspiciously. ”What's that I smell? Perfume?”

”It's after-shave lotion, Ma.”

”I'd hate to tell you what it smells like,” she said.

And then he was out the door.

He walked purposefully toward Broad Street until he was certain his mother, sure to be peering from behind the lace curtain on the door, couldn't see him anymore, and then he cut across the street and went back to the McCarthy house, where he quickly climbed the steps and rang the bell, hoping it would be answered before his mother made one of her regularly scheduled, every-five-minutes inspections of the neighborhood.

Mr. McCarthy, wearing a suit, opened the door.

”h.e.l.lo, Charley, what can I do for you?”

”Is Margaret around?”

”We're going to pay our respects to the Magnellas,” Mr. McCarthy said.

”Oh,” Charley said.

”You been over there yet?”

”No.”

”You want to go with us?”

”Yeah,” Charley said.

”I thought maybe that's what you had in mind,” Mr. McCarthy said. ”You're all dressed up.”

”Yeah,” Charley said.

”G.o.dd.a.m.n shame,” Mr. McCarthy said.

”h.e.l.lo, Charley,” Margaret McCarthy said. ”You going with us?”

She was wearing a suit with a white blouse and a little round hat.

Jesus Christ, that's a good-looking woman!

”I wanted to pay my respects,” Charley said.

”You might as well ride with us,” Mr. McCarthy said.

The ride to Stanley Rocco and Sons, Funeral Directors, was pleasant until they got there. That is to say, he got to ride in the backseat with Margaret and he could smell her- an entirely delightful sensation-even over his after-shave. He could even see the lace at the hem of her slip, which triggered his imagination.

But then, when Mr. McCarthy had parked the Ford and Margaret had climbed out and he had in a gentlemanly manner averted his eyes from the unintentional display of lower limbs and he got out, he saw that the place was crowded with cops, in uniform and out.

”Jesus, wait a minute,” he said to Margaret.

He took out his wallet and sighed with relief when he found a narrow strip of black elasticized material. He had put it in there after the funeral of Captain Dutch Moffitt, intending to put it in a drawer when he got home.

Thank G.o.d I forgot!

”What is that?” Margaret asked.

”A mourning stripe,” Charley said. ”You cut up a hatband.”

”Oh,” she said, obviously not understanding.

”When there's a dead cop, you wear it across your badge,” he explained as he worked the band across his. ”I almost forgot.”

He started to pin the badge to his lapel.