Chapter 66: An intimate distance (2/2)

Suyang was closely following me from behind. He pressed his two hands on the fridge with me in between.

“What?” The instant I turned around, I realized our distance was super close. I couldn’t help but jerk away. But I ended up slamming my foot against the fridge.

“Ah! So painful! So painful!” I hastily lifted my injured foot and rubbed it. Since I had poor balance, I had one hand on Suyang’s arm.

It was already red and swollen….

“Idiot….” Suyang muttered.

But I heard him, and I gave him a sharp killer glare and he didn’t dare to say anything else.

“Come and sit down on the couch.” Suyang guided me towards the couch as I held onto him and hopped my way over to sit down.

I laid on the couch and moaned, “Oh. I’m suffering from an injury… Boss, this is considered a workplace injury, right?”

“There isn’t a single employee agreement that would list a clause of compensating a goldfish for its brainless actions.” As Suyang insulted me, he went over to the freezer and took out an ice bag and threw it at me. “Today, you must have gone to find Shen Shaonu. Or else, you wouldn’t be acting so guilty.”

“No! It’s because you were standing too close to me, so I was caught off guard.”

I have decided to deny until the very end. “If you’re going to continue getting so close to me, I’m going to sue you for sexual harassment.”

“Me? Sexual harassing you?” Suyang sneered as he laughed hysterically. Then, he lifted his head as if he was thinking of something. But he quickly shook it and resumed his outrageous laughter again.

Based on his reaction, whatever he was imagining was definitely nothing good.

For some reason, I was annoyed.

“Don’t you know there’s something called a safe distance between people? Especially when it comes to the opposite sex. There’s a certain point you’re definitely not supposed to cross!” I yelled at Suyang.

“Oh?! Is that so? I wasn’t aware.” Suyang had a shameless expression on his face. He truly lived up in the air.

“Alright. Teacher Lin will now begin her class. Between 0 to 0.44 metres is considered an intimate distance. As an author, I can’t believe you don’t know this. I injured my foot because of your invasion to my personal space. It’s not because I was feeling guilty!”

There was confusion written all over Suyang’s face. No. This will not do. I must teach him about life.

If he’s going to randomly get so close to any girl, based on his handsome looks, how many women will he lead on?!

Especially now that I have a competition, Mi Fan.

“Come over here!” I patted to the spot next to me. “Come and sit down.”

Seeing the scheming expression on my face, Suyang had no indication of coming over.

“Psssh. Hurry and come over here!” I patted next to the couch again, as if he was a dog. “You’re a manly man and you’re afraid I will do something to you?”

However, Suyang’s current expression was “I’m always on guard every second of the day when it comes to you.” He was acting like an unmarried maiden as he carefully sat down next to me.

“Catch this!” The moment Suyang sat down, I quickly threw the ice bag behind him, making him turn around to get it. Then, at the precise moment when he turned around, I placed my face as close as I could to the back of his head. That way, the moment he turned over, the distance between our faces would be 20cm.

I was already prepared. Little darling, I’m going to teach you how frightening an intimate distance is!

I’m going to make you tremble, human!Muhaha! Take this!

“Why did you throw that…” Suyang had just turned around and noticed I was right in his face.

“What are you doing?” Suyang blinked his eyes and his face was turning red.

Huh? How come I didn’t get the anticipated “ahh?” I was expecting? I thought he was going to back up like crazy. Even though I was so close to him, he didn’t have any indication of pulling back. In fact, he was bravely making eye contact with me.

Uh oh, this wasn’t good. We were too close. It was as if his five facial features were magnified. I must only stare at one spot. But where? His eyes? Nose? Or mouth? Ai ya, my mind was starting to turn dizzy.

“What are you looking at? Make eye contact!” Suyang held onto my shoulders and pushed me further back. Now, the distance between us was an arm’s length. I was able to clearly stare at his face.

Talk about awkward…

“Boss, haha, you’re so calm when it comes to things like this…”

“What thing? Are you talking about how I figured out you were about to forcefully kiss me?” The corner of Suyang’s mouth curved into a smile. It was a sneaky smile that I couldn’t decipher.

He had misunderstood! He thought I wanted to kiss him!

“No! Boss, you’ve misunderstood! I had no intentions of kissing you. I just wanted to teach you what an intimate distance was…”

“You were trying to create a sexual harassment scenario, eh? As a handsome young man that could be described as a delicate flower and refined jade, I’m actually concerned for my safety! I am living with a woman who’s like a wolf and tiger!”