3 Annoying Elders (1/2)
Iefan knew that all vampires would not be easy to find. Moreover, they belong to a species from ancient times that was difficult to extinct.
And fashion? Iefan shook his head again. This uncle could not choose clothes that were the same size as his face. How can an old man like him wear a famous boy band?
Just turning upside down Iefan sanctioned his spine could still be saved if not broken due to porous. Understandably, the old man is only one disease. Griffin sat with his arms waiting to get to the airport.
”Please watch your eyes if you see them,” Iefan snorted with amusement.
Tell me, in this old world, who can defeat Melvern's beauty? His wife was an angel caught in this unlucky hemisphere. Iefan underestimated.
”Melvern's beauty remains number one,” He said faithfully to his wife. Griffin nodded his head.
”Good, I have no competition,” Iefan almost choked on his own saliva. What? What did he say just now?
”Ekhem! Age, remember age,” Griffin glared maliciously at their driver who was laughing stifled at their conversation.
”I have become a man with a respectable widower status. So it doesn't matter if I look for a new wife,” Iefan forgot to bring his anti-crazy potion. Sometimes this uncle can be more friendly than her. Just look at the words. His wife is hibernating, he instead hunts for a new wife. Indeed his uncle was a brash man.
”I will wake Veronica's aunt if my uncle is not strong ...” Iefan stared at Griffin's privacy. Of course the owner of the goods protects it.
”Stop talking slovenly. To be sure, if you stare at him without blinking for ten seconds, I'll kick your butt up to the seventh heaven,” Iefan patted his uncle on the shoulder.
”Calm down, uncle, this is your part. Do not invite hibernation together? Warmers of the coffin,” Iefan raised his eyebrows up and down. Griffin smiled a little.
”Yes, next time I will put your coffin on the coals so you don't get cold,” Iefan confirmed his sitting position.
”No, uncle. I remain in the warmth of my beloved wife,” Griffin rolled his eyes lazily.
It's no use talking to a man who is afraid of this wife. The strongest vampire seemed to be a slave to love, fortunately, Griffin wasn't like that. Live thousands of years by herding beautiful girls, if you get bored, just eat it.
It's profitable for his pimp business. Griffin pedophilia acute level, please just operate the genitals and replace it with eggplants. Iefan must immediately seal his uncle's genitals as soon as possible otherwise, vampire offspring can be damaged by carelessly spreading seeds.
It's hard to have a playboy vampire uncle. Of all the members of the royal family of Heddwyn, his uncle had many hobbies and was the most troublesome in the world. Talking about vampires is the most troublesome, Rivaille is just as troublesome. Iefan stared out the window.
The aroma of fresh blood that was scattered on this road made him remember his youth. He remembered very well when Melvern gave birth to her first child, you know? How could you see a newborn baby clawing at his father's face the first time Iefan held Rivaille.
The crying of his son for a whole week because of Iefan's stupidity, Rivaille almost died silly for giving his only son the formula milk he bought at a human shop. His older sister, until her aunt and grandmother hung Iefan's feet for a full month on the coals of fire.
Just imagine, Vampire babies are given formula milk. Only because Iefan was confused Rivaille cried all day and he could not breastfeed. If ordinary cow's milk is still fairly tolerable. But soy milk?
I don't know, Griffin really wanted to disappear from the world because of Iefan's stupidity. He thinks his child is allergic to cow's milk. Melvern certainly didn't know that. Do not let anyone tell him, or his legs are no longer hung, but his head will hang on the fence of the house.